"Yesterday a girl asked me for £10,000 for a boob job. I offered her £20,000 for a face-lift and told her to piss off."
"... they made me give £4000 to some trainspotter kid. If he wanted to blow it in Spearmint Rhino fair enough, but he wanted it for trains! Idiot."
On Alan Brazil: "The last time I saw that pissed rat he was stumbling around a casino, drunk".
On his stalker: "They stuck her in prison for six weeks. She thought she was going in for two, but I claimed I 'couldn't make' the trial date so it had to be put back for four weeks. That meant she got an extra month banged up waiting for the trial. Hilarious!"
On Iain Dowie: "I didn't like him at all.... his manners, outlook and attitude stank. So what that he got promotion? That's what I paid him to do."
On sacking managers: "Just call them into your office and say 'Listen, I don't know how we're going to get along without you, but we're going to try'. Trevor Francis didn't take it well, he just sat there and said 'but it's my birthday'.. I said 'many happy returns Trev' and handed him his P45".
"Brighton fans get angry when I call them gays".
He's a smarmy twat, but some of that was quite amusing 
Someone should drop this cunt,soon.Surely one of the most punchable people in football.
