Stealing Handbags

Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

Touching any female's handbag is sacrilegious in my book. Well that's one thing I learned in this life anyways.

ally wrote: What about thieving manbags?

Do men with handbags deserve them to be stolen?

I don't frequent those circles.

NOOLigan wrote: Touching any female's handbag is sacrilegious.

Thats because some things are best left unknown to a man. The contents of a womans handbag being one!

Steve One wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Touching any female's handbag is sacrilegious.

Thats because some things are best left unknown to a man. The contents of a womans handbag being one!

I think that's what i said. :)

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

We're's your EUROPEEEEEEAN Cups!!!

King John Honest John wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

We're's your EUROPEEEEEEAN Cups!!!

King John Honest John wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

We're's your EUROPEEEEEEAN Cups!!!

My next thread is gonna be called "5 Times, big fucking deal!"

Steve One wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

We're's your EUROPEEEEEEAN Cups!!!

My next thread is gonna be called "5 Times, big fucking deal!"

Are you an office worker in disguise?

Bonzette wrote:

Steve One wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

We're's your EUROPEEEEEEAN Cups!!!

My next thread is gonna be called "5 Times, big fucking deal!"

Are you an office worker in disguise?

You've lost me Bonz?

Steve One wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Steve One wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

We're's your EUROPEEEEEEAN Cups!!!

My next thread is gonna be called "5 Times, big fucking deal!"

Are you an office worker in disguise?

You've lost me Bonz?

Exactly!

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Not proper theiving, is it?

I mean, people should keep their eyes on things.

I wouldn't agree with duffing someone up to take their handbag, but if you leave things lying around you've got to expect someone to walk off with them, haven't you?

It might as well be me that gets the benefit rather than some bloody junkie.

You total fucker!

It's a good way to get yourself barred from a shit Manc pub, though!

Did Col steal your handbag with your mobile in or was there another reason you weren't answering my calls on Saturday :\ohwell:

I often carry a bag, as many people here will confirm.

I keep my fucking eye on it when I'm out though. You don't know what manner of theiving bastard might be hanging around.

Where's my telly gone?

ally wrote: What about thieving manbags?

You can steal my manbags any day:)

I prefer pockets (tom baker stylee....bigger on the inside),but get so much grief from females about it, that I end up using a manbag from time to time.....for which they give me grief.

HOW DARE they hand out shit cos I wanna keep all sorts of tools and bits of broken kit on me...THEY wont leave the house without enough gob chemicals and hair glue to poison a continent, and if they get a car it turns into a GIANT handbag on wheels.....but if I produce the MIDI-I/O board from a Casio CZ3000 synth while looking for my keys, or a PC soundcard while getting my wallet to pay for dinner.....I'M A WEIRDO?????????

FFS

I will concede, that having a supply of bus tickets capable of being used to trace recent developemts in printing technology is a mis-use of pocket space.

BTW...twice I have been let in to clubs, unsearched, by beginning to empty my pockets, after their hands/tray is too full, bouncers give up....but if you try it, please, for tradition's sake.....look the guy right in the eye and say, in your best Tom Baker voice...."this may take some time" before starting.

But Cambo, that's why they invente3d fanny packs!!! Plus women LOVE men with fanny packs, that's a fact!

EdelBrock wrote: But Cambo, that's why they invente3d fanny packs!!! Plus women LOVE men with fanny packs, that's a fact!

1. Here they are called "bum bags", not very suave. Because...
2. "Fanny pack" has so many hilarious connotations over here that it's worth a whole thread, if not it's own forum.

I can only admit a man carrying handbag if its about notebooks and business. And carry by the hand, not on the fucking shoulder, thats not men thing

Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: But Cambo, that's why they invente3d fanny packs!!! Plus women LOVE men with fanny packs, that's a fact!

1. Here they are called "bum bags", not very suave. Because...
2. "Fanny pack" has so many hilarious connotations over here that it's worth a whole thread, if not it's own forum.

Cambo, guess what you got me started on now...

Missy Jem wrote: Where's my telly gone?

ebay!

Where's my telly gone?

It was nicked by the Black Geezer in Bonzettes avatar, I saw him on Crimewatch