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hello good people of new order fandom!

just wanted to say hello!

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Hello,er, Newbie :skeptic:

I've got a sore knob from too much shagging last night. Know any good creams,for chaffed skin ?

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Try some hydrocortisone and some aloe vera. it will help soothe and protect it. make sure you clean the area thoroughly before applying. :)

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Well thanks. But I'll look like a right ponce asking for that at the chemist..Is there anything less puffterish I can try ?

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:lol: Maybe some Benadryl? or you can always put peanut butter on it.

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Desitin creme or neosporin works well, but next time I suggest some lube.

-Janna

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neosporin sucks.

natural remedies are best. peanut butter or even yogurt, oddly.

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Smooth peanut butter I presume?? Crunchy would be like taking a piece of sandpaper to the afflicted area,and that would be too manly, even for me..

Peanut butter and Yogart it is then.Result! :thumb:

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JannaBizarreLuv84 wrote: Desitin creme or neosporin works well, but next time I suggest some lube.

-Janna

No Lube :nono: I did'nt have bumsex,more's the pity :\ohwell:

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I sincerely apologize for my rudeness. Welcome to the forum, though I am just fresh myself. Seems like a very nice group of people.

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You wer'nt rude Janna..You were trying to be helpful.Thanks al't same :thumb:

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Boatraceface wrote: You wer'nt rude Janna..You were trying to be helpful.Thanks al't same :thumb:

Thank you. I try to mind my ways, especially in uncharted territories.

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Boatraceface wrote: Hello,er, Newbie :skeptic:

I've got a sore knob from too much shagging last night. Know any good creams,for chaffed skin ?

Canesten, mate

:thumb:

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Boatraceface wrote:

JannaBizarreLuv84 wrote: Desitin creme or neosporin works well, but next time I suggest some lube.

-Janna

No Lube :nono: I did'nt have bumsex,more's the pity :\ohwell:

If you're condoms aren't lubricated, you definetly need some lube or else you get rubber burn regardless.

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<------ waves at you

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Hello, Dandruffy.

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

Or perhaps just shave your head like the rest of us round here do :thumb:

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DandruffyPerson wrote: hello good people of new order fandom!

just wanted to say hello!

Piss off, Fuckpod. You're banned and you'll be re-banned.

This is the resurrection of one of the three teenage cunts who spammed the forum a few days ago. IP addresses don't lie.

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Amusing. I enjoyed how she came back through "hi-i'm new here"thread. Very Subtle.:laugh:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

DandruffyPerson wrote: hello good people of new order fandom!

just wanted to say hello!

Piss off, Fuckpod. You're banned and you'll be re-banned.

This is the resurrection of one of the three teenage cunts who spammed the forum a few days ago. IP addresses don't lie.

wahey!!! :headoff:

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

DandruffyPerson wrote: hello good people of new order fandom!

just wanted to say hello!

Piss off, Fuckpod. You're banned and you'll be re-banned.

This is the resurrection of one of the three teenage cunts who spammed the forum a few days ago. IP addresses don't lie.

wahey!!! :headoff:

:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol:

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Oh my, U2 fans. They are real twats. I've had my fair share of run ins.

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