FAC O77 The Shedienda

Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Word to that, Gaz!!

SteveOne,take a bow!!

..oops,misread that there

banshee wrote:

Big Black wrote: You've never heard of Nick Cave and you call yourself a goff??

jesus chris owens,i was actually at this birthday party gig at hac,aroung 81 i think.i give you no shit,i was there,the bass player drank a pack of six beers during the gig.very impressive..king ink!!!!

Nice one, grant. Respect.

I'd a feeling when I found it that there might have been a few ones here who saw them.

Gazfella wrote:

Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote: Word to that, Gaz!!

SteveOne,take a bow!!

..oops,misread that there

Yeah, misread that my arse.

Good stuff though! Hail, hail, Mozza!!

Gazfella wrote:

Song and video are a little out of sync, but it's still ace. Good one there!!

Heylo Shedfolk. :dance:

Big Black wrote:

banshee wrote:

Big Black wrote: You've never heard of Nick Cave and you call yourself a goff??

jesus chris owens,i was actually at this birthday party gig at hac,aroung 81 i think.i give you no shit,i was there,the bass player drank a pack of six beers during the gig.very impressive..king ink!!!!

Nice one, grant. Respect.

I'd a feeling when I found it that there might have been a few ones here who saw them.

i recall the guitar player drank a pack of 6 lagers and smoked loads of cigs during gig,respect to him i reckon big ink kicked off his stink boots

Words fail me.

Morning Dudes :D

Morning Digi

Is this still the shed?

it's looking like a refurbed bar with all these you tube screens all over the place...

it'll be charging for entry and only letting in students next

Howdy Shedfolk.

Just placed something in the Shed. :D

Mornin shed people

Helloooooooo Shedfolk.

...by the way, I did place something in the Shed, y'know...

*let's see how long it takes until someone notices. starting the timer...*

Is the eticat? to leave messages in the shed rather than in the chatroom?

Is the shed more popular than the chatroom?

Why will nobody talk to me in the chat room? (Apart from TrnsGlabol whats herface?)

Please let me know? Otherwise I will have to burn Victory Park down!!!!!!!!

Alf wrote: Is the eticat? to leave messages in the shed rather than in the chatroom?

Is the shed more popular than the chatroom?

Why will nobody talk to me in the chat room? (Apart from TrnsGlabol whats herface?)

Please let me know? Otherwise I will have to burn Victory Park down!!!!!!!!

get on the chatroom late tonight and i'll answer your questions in a bad typing drunk sort of way :D

The Shed is sublme, don'tyer know !

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in People’s trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official Tone, Code 3" in house wares..... And watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and Told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, He began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a Mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming The “Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the Madonna look" Using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, Assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a While; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Charles Brown

Store Manager.

Digi have you changed your name.......!!! & the tescos you use

One day, whilst in line at the Local Tesco cafeteria, Mike says to Rocket behind him,

"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Rocket replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor".

So Mike collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".

That evening while thinking how amazing this new sampling technology was (could it improve any gig samples?), Mike began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, MP3 samples from U2 and the Cure and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Mike hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pound, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your taste in music is shit buy a Neworder cd.
3. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better...

........Thank you for shopping at Tesco :bag:

Alf wrote: (Apart from TrnsGlabol whats herface?)

Nice nickname there, Alf!! Highly original too.

FATS wrote: One day, whilst in line at the Local Tesco cafeteria, Mike says to Rocket behind him,

"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Rocket replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor".

So Mike collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".

That evening while thinking how amazing this new sampling technology was (could it improve any gig samples?), Mike began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, MP3 samples from U2 and the Cure and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Mike hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pound, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your taste in music is shit buy a Neworder cd.
3. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better...

........Thank you for shopping at Tesco :bag:

And for you Kraftwek devotees

AFTERNOON Potheads.Should be back online PROPER in a couple of weeks.BT can't FIND my gaff.So just called in at my local library.Must DASH cos they've sussed i took all the music books and NEVER returned em. Trust everyone is well.Can't find an EARLY viewing for CONTROL.Nor sorted a ticket for MONACO and still ain't got a PASSPORT.But settling in well at new place and the COLLECTION is mainly intact.NUTS if you are around will send my addy soon.JOHNNY -how the devil are you?Evening RON.Is MIKE still around? And HELLO to the REST of you. Trying to find a JOB but must be looking in the wrong place. Regards ROCKET MICK

Big Black wrote: And for you Kraftwek devotees

Niiiice cover of "Das Model" there!!

:D