What do you do for a living (in one pithy sentence)?

I watch films and make stuff up about them.

Anyone else?

I press a button and surf the net.

i cook peoples dinner

I build spaceships.

I tell morons they can't go on holiday.

I visit doctors frequently :\ohwell:

How are you Maya?

Im a player in the league.

I try to find ways to save taxpayers money.

i make stickle-bricks

Nothing For NOW

NObabe wrote: I visit doctors frequently :\ohwell:

The same, here...

I do nothing.

I work in the final departure lounge!!

I build space telescopes

ShugZV wrote: procure goods for people i don't like.

Are you a personal shopper for Rangers players??

In Corby???????????????

ShugZV wrote: procure goods for people i don't like.

can you get me a van full of Stella then please Shug?

I write computer design documents (i.e. use Word/Visio) :)

I manage an office that does not need managing

Old Blue wrote: I build spaceships.

i build computers for spacecraft.

how is the spaceport in waterloo?

I befriend career criminals, gain their confidence, become one, then ultimately 'betray' them by revealing my true self.

Steve One wrote: I befriend career criminals, gain their confidence, become one, then ultimately 'betray' them by revealing my true self.

That sounds like the most exciting job thus far, 'Steve', but to qualify for "pithy" status your description should have read:

"I grass people up"

I trick people into voting for crooks.

I'm a golddigger

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Steve One wrote: I befriend career criminals, gain their confidence, become one, then ultimately 'betray' them by revealing my true self.

That sounds like the most exciting job thus far, 'Steve', but to qualify for "pithy" status your description should have read:

"I grass people up"

I work in a hospital

I give smack heads free kitchens

Another pen pusher within the beaurocracy that is Transport for London LOL! Cheers!