Fanny packs

...now come on, who HASN'T seen one of them purdy things at least once in their lifetime?

[This thread was inspired by recent posts on the 'Stealing Handbags' thread, thanks mostly to Cambo. Yep, you're the inspiration this time, buddy!]

never had one, never will. they are just wrong. IMHO

See the thing is, that whereas your fanny is something you sit on in the US.....over here, how shall I put this.....it's 180 degrees out.

When I hear "fanny pack" I think of painful smuggling techniques, and possible three of them in a bag (or on a white tray covered in clingy mayhaps) for £1.99 in Tesco...>"the Tesco family value fanny pack".

And I also recall almost dying one night, when while watching some appallling 3am US show that had come on, I heard a middle aged woman refer to her bum cushion as her "fanny pad"....which is a whole other thread....but I think you've learned that I am a dangerous inspiration

ally wrote:

I see Scots subtlety is alive and well then

Mind you, you have to wonder, I mean, we may all be slaves to Gillette, but we COULD grow a beard....chicks are just cash cows to mingeplug makers...."yes girls, the new ultrableeder 32000 will cost £14.99 for a pack of two"....and the options....yikes....mooncups? I think not.

so this thread is nothing to do with bumper size packs of 'femme fresh' then? Fat lasses swear by it.

Doctor? wrote: ....but I think you've learned that I am a dangerous inspiration

I don't know, I might have to fight you for all legal rights to this thread (and all proceeds from it) since I was the one that mentioned the fanny pack.

Nahhh, Sunshine cited MOI as her inspiration, and I think that shows great sense (as does fancying Steve, all the rhythm of a bassplayer, but with a decent physique instead of the standard bassplayer "pregnant with twins" look".)

When I finally exterminate all you seppos round here, she gets to stay....you on the other hand had better start getting real nice real fast matey :D

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Doctor? wrote: Nahhh, Sunshine cited MOI as her inspiration, and I think that shows great sense (as does fancying Steve, all the rhythm of a bassplayer, but with a decent physique instead of the standard bassplayer "pregnant with twins" look".)

When I finally exterminate all you seppos round here, she gets to stay....you on the other hand had better start getting real nice real fast matey :D

Changing your usual "drummers are drooling fucktards" line for a woman, then?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Nahhh, Sunshine cited MOI as her inspiration, and I think that shows great sense (as does fancying Steve, all the rhythm of a bassplayer, but with a decent physique instead of the standard bassplayer "pregnant with twins" look".)

When I finally exterminate all you seppos round here, she gets to stay....you on the other hand had better start getting real nice real fast matey :D

Changing your usual "drummers are drooling fucktards" line for a woman, then?

They ARE drooling fuckwitts

Doctor? wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Nahhh, Sunshine cited MOI as her inspiration, and I think that shows great sense (as does fancying Steve, all the rhythm of a bassplayer, but with a decent physique instead of the standard bassplayer "pregnant with twins" look".)

When I finally exterminate all you seppos round here, she gets to stay....you on the other hand had better start getting real nice real fast matey :D

Changing your usual "drummers are drooling fucktards" line for a woman, then?

They ARE drooling fuckwitts

With decent physiques, then.

Er, I think Pamela Lee agrees with you..

ally wrote: How would our UK NOOLers feel if somebody slapped a pack on their fanny?

Is that an offer you silver tongued devil you

Bum Bag!