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This made me larf......
The England captain is the guest speaker at a management seminar. He steps up to the podium and begins his speech. "They're small and minty and keep my breath fresh for up to two hours and to Victoria's delight they're only two calories". The audience looks stunned, when a small voice from the side of the podium whispers, "No David, you're here to talk about tactics".
A Becks' joke thread's a great idea...
Dave Beckham walks into an amusement arcade and goes straight to the Drinks vending maching. He puts in 50p, and a Can falls out. He puts in another 50p, and another can falls out. And again.
This carries on for some while, until an impatient bloke walks up to him..'Come on mate let me get a can'...to which Becks' replies 'Piss off - can't you see I'm winning...'
