The Unhappiest Angriest Man Alive (o/t)

Well....Friday can't come soon enough then as it happens!! The much-anticipated gig at London with the rest of the boys! And a few stellar folk there too in abundance here's hoping..... I don't know if our own onliner heroes Jarvo, Sloppy and Gilesy (and Hibbey) are going to be there, but I hope so anyway, cos I'm gonna make damn well sure my performance on that stage is one everyone will be talking about come that encore - trash the whole kit and sling every piece into the audience! Guaranteed to ensure a hysterical write up in all the London media then!! * insert evil smiley here * And that'll be my entire lot with the band as far as I'm concerned........

And what then of the future? Retreat back into hiding or something.....?. Practise to become a Buddhist monk perhaps....? Suck some more on a big fuck-off joint of losers' weed....? Who the fuck knows??

What a useless, clueless, aimless piece of shit.

* insert hangman's noose smiley here *

Nurse, the pills please.

Karen and me will be in the Hen and Chickens from about 8pm I guess tomorrow.

I take it none of you will make it then?

Don't mind me....I'm getting my coat.

Well, it was a great fooking nite regardless of who turned up anyway - too many stellar celebs and other acquaintences there for me to stick my teeth into for me to remember - Les (Fruitbat) Carter's crew were the diamond geezahs they were - all of them - including Jim Morrison (formely known as JimBob from CarterUSM) - and Fruitbat's divine missus Crissi (oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes...she took a piccie of mee moshing on down to Abdou's 300mph turbo-charged punk-rawk set!!). Great to hang round and chat with them all and reminisce on all the old times and new times too!! other folks on the night were reportedly Robin Guthrie from Cocteau Twins (whom I didn't catch), Wilko Johnson (ditto), Marco Pirroni (whom I chatted to about his Bromley cohorts Siouxsie & The Banshees reforming for two UK dates this coming July) - god, what a tub of lard that guy is now! - Damian O'Neill from the Undertones was going to make it - as was Beki Bondage and Gave Advert but they all couldn't at the last minute! Tons of presshounds there - Simon Pricey (Manics "Everything" Biog Author), Ben Myers from Rocksound and Stevie Chick from Kerrang!, plus other hacks all gathered for the occasion....wow!!

The only Onliner who showed up was Timbo and his missus Karen - so Big Up to you for coming along and supporting us when I'd just about given up hope of anyone from this site ever seeing me in action (too bad, it's their loss, seeing as that's the only chance they'll have of seeing me on tour with the band now) - and no surprises at those who only got as far as the pub only to turn tail at the last minute - we were on at 10pm and off stage by 11pm - (fooking early by Major London gig nite standars ) due to there being an indie club starting up afterwards. Surely THAT wasn't going to present too much of a problem was it??? Bloody lightweights.....no excuses....blah blah blah blah.....

Oh, Timbo, if you're reading this, I actually DID trash the kit true to tradition the night after at Tunbridge Wells. In complete contrast to the 500 who turned up at the mighty Garage, only 20 showed up at Boil BumFridge Smells. (Half of them kids from Brighton!!) and our "Disgusted" personas certainly came across in the set where we played a fooking blinder that surpassed even the Garage one for sheer ferocity and I finished by jumping ON my drums then kicking them flying off stage!! Ha ha ha ha ha :evil2: :evil2: The Brighton kids (barely 15 years old most of them) were so awestruck they couldn't even speak to us afterwards without stuttering and shaking....we signed loads of autographs for them and they even made off with our sticks which they persuaded us to give them....bless 'em! We'll probably be playing Brighton on our next leg now, thanks to them and the support band Dead Audio (storming punk rockers likewise)

But as for Fooking Tunbridge Wells.... it's still the deadest fooking place we've ever seen all right!! Never again!

I'm fooking knackered now - seven hours drive from RTW to Manchester in the pissing Sunday morning rain....only getting into my own bed at 8 o clock this morning...

Next stop.... Worcester this Thursday .....probably...... still interested Timbo and fair lady?? ;)

Originally posted by Monster You don't half pick your nights, Marty. The same night as BB3 starting! HEATHEN!What time you on stage? Mr Hibell should be at mine for 8.30'ish, and I'm waiting on another mate showing too. .

BIG BROTHER THREE?!! WOW!! TO HIGH HELL WITH THE WHOLE BLEEDING CABOODLE OF LOWEST-COMMON-DENOMINATOR DUMBING-DOWN-FOR-ENGLAND VOYEURISTIC CRAP!!!!

PUT IT THIS WAY I'D GLADLY BE THE NEXT PERSON TO OVERSEE THE PRODUCTION OF "BIG BROTHER THREE" IF IT CAME TO IT - LIKE SETTING FIRE TO THE PLACE WITH ALL TWELVE SMUG EXHIBITIONIST TWATS TRAPPED INSIDE THERE WITH NO MEANS OF ESCAPE THEN TAKING TELEPHONE BETS ON WHICH WOULD BE THE LAST CONTESTANT'S CORPSE TO SURVIVE BEING REDUCED TO A LITTLE PIFFLING PILE OF DESIGNER-CLAD ASH AT THE END OF IT .... :evil2: :evil2:

FUCK BIG BROTHER!! JEEZUS!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO IF THAT TAKES PRECEDENCE OVER OTHER THINGS!!??? PAH!! THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A VIDEO RECORDER YOU KNOW!! ;)

Like Victor Meldrew says...... "I Don't Bee.............."

It's the sense of impending doom, mate.....

.....kicking against the pricks...

.....trashing the drums on stage....

.....straining at the leash like a mad dog raging against the dying light...

.....doing myself a serious injury in the pretentious name of art.....

.....preparing to destroy everything that I previously held so dear....and pissing on the legacy....

.....such as my two message boards....

.....and facing the inevitability of my own imminent obsolescence......

....good (as in wild, demented, unhinged) times are just around the FOOKING corner........

My ears are hurting! What are you doing about Room 201 Marty? It's disappeared already whilst the site was being transferred, are you not going to reinstate it then? I believe a lot of people never got their wishes granted...:D

Much as I would have liked to have continued with it H. - after all, it was supposed to be for a limited period only - I really can't be bothered trawling through and resurrecting it now especially since it was amongst the more recent threads that got lost in the transfer over to this new site only the other week....we all lost posts in the process as well didn't we? :( But I know a few of you nominated some more things to go in which I never got round to banishing, so please forgive me for that oversight.... at the moment I'm more interested in making mincemeat out of the members of the audience that come to see our band play by meting out my own special brand of rhythmic violence .... especially mediocre shite like fucking BigBrother3 and all who worship its irritating smug vacuousness

So you're not going to even bother putting our last nominations in then? What sort of a lightweight amateur are you for frig's sake??? :D :D :D