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BonoShed wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how the fuck do you get TEXAS???

You don't I heard it was taken back by Mexico

I don't think Dubya is going to be too happy about the Mexicans taking some of his oil fields.

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Dubya doesn't even know where Texas is!!!

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Dubya doesn't even know where Texas is!!!

But I thought Dubya was a Texan? :confused2:

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

BonoShed wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how the fuck do you get TEXAS???

You don't I heard it was taken back by Mexico

I don't think Dubya is going to be too happy about the Mexicans taking some of his oil fields.

Like they care, now they pump oil out of Alberta.

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You're Tennessee! A vibrantly musical individual, you probably know how to play multiple instruments. At the heart of your love for music is the guitar, though you have a soft spot for violins, which you refuse to call anything but fiddles. Fiddlesticks aside, you are very thin and have excellent posture. If you ever run for elected office, you won't even be able to get your hometown to support you. I guess that's why they call it the blues.

you are very thin

I wish :uhoh:

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Dubya doesn't even know where Texas is!!!

But I thought Dubya was a Texan? :confused2:

nope...he was born in New Haven, Connecticut...

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You're Nevada! People are constantly mispronouncing your name, and this has provided you with a lot of frustration over the years. You prefer silver to gold, sagebrush to trees, and cards to sporting events. There is almost nothing you aren't willing to lay down a wager on, and others seek you out for advice on their own wagers. You don't take marriage terribly seriously, though you are one of its biggest proponents. Far too often these days, others are mistaking you for an industrial-strength garbage bag.

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You're Connecticut I dont know what to say. Is Connecticut cool? what bands come from there? Ive been to America 4 times but never to Connecticut

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darran clarke wrote: You're Connecticut I dont know what to say. Is Connecticut cool? what bands come from there? Ive been to America 4 times but never to Connecticut

Moby is the only big name I can think of.....

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You're Mississippi! Torn and conflicted, sometimes people feel you have a split personality. People have a hard time knowing whether you're coming or going, black or white, racist or egalitarian. While you say you're a combination of everything, many look at you and think you're just trying to be divisive, even offensive. It seems like your image problem would be easy to correct, but you have almost no money for other changes or improvements. When people are trying to slow themselves down, they say your name repeatedly.

That was a shock :nervous:

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darran clarke wrote: You're Connecticut I dont know what to say. Is Connecticut cool? what bands come from there? Ive been to America 4 times but never to Connecticut

I live in Connecticut right now. It's a very boring place. It's all highways and you need a car to get around because the buses suck. It's composed of tons of hick towns or small crappy cities, like Hartford, Bridgeport, New Haven, and Waterbury. It's one of the most expensive place to live right now, although if you're not rich, having everything seriously over priced really sucks. CT is basically the land that lies in between Boston and NYC.

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Taboo # 7 wrote: You're Mississippi! Torn and conflicted, sometimes people feel you have a split personality. People have a hard time knowing whether you're coming or going, black or white, racist or egalitarian. While you say you're a combination of everything, many look at you and think you're just trying to be divisive, even offensive. It seems like your image problem would be easy to correct, but you have almost no money for other changes or improvements. When people are trying to slow themselves down, they say your name repeatedly.

That was a shock :nervous:

:abovelol: :rofl:

*cough*

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You're Iowa! You are very concerned with hawks and their nature. Particularly, the eye of the hawk has always captivated you, drawing you in with its piercing stare. It frankly doesn't take a lot to get your attention, but once it's been gained, your attention is unflinching. Though your influence appears minimal, a meeting you hold at your place every few years is monumental in its implications. At that meeting, you don't discuss where the monks came from, even though you want to know.

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how the fuck do you get TEXAS???

Dunno....oddly enough, I'm HAWAII!

When they first meet you, few people can tell whether you want to say hello or goodbye. Either way, most of them will end up saying that you're their favorite person to visit, if only they could afford the trip. But your soft and warm image is belied by an explosive undercurrent in your personality than can leave you drenched with tears or boiling with anger for days on end. You are rather fond of using plants as clothing.

I don't use an actual plant for clothing, though, just for smoking... :nod:

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BonoShed wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how the fuck do you get TEXAS???

You don't I heard it was taken back by Mexico

everytime I go to the grocery store, I'm reminded of that....

:abovelol:

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Lisa Brooke wrote:

BonoShed wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how the fuck do you get TEXAS???

You don't I heard it was taken back by Mexico

everytime I go to the grocery store, I'm reminded of that....

:abovelol:

erm...you could drive out to my part of town...I feel poor when I pull into the parking lot of my HEB...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Dubya doesn't even know where Texas is!!!

But I thought Dubya was a Texan? :confused2:

nope...he was born in New Haven, Connecticut...

and went to college (!!!) at Yale......

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Lisa Brooke wrote:

BonoShed wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how the fuck do you get TEXAS???

You don't I heard it was taken back by Mexico

everytime I go to the grocery store, I'm reminded of that....

:abovelol:

erm...you could drive out to my part of town...I feel poor when I pull into the parking lot of my HEB...

that can't be the one in Hancock, then...

:laugh: Oltorf?

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You're Idaho! You're a real meat-n-potatoes kind of person, or more accurately, a potatoes-n-potatoes type. There's little else that captures your attention from sunup to sundown than farming, eating, or simply admiring the splendor of the tater. Sure, you stop to see the butterflies once in a while, or to look at rocks, but mostly you just wish they were potatoes too. Secretly, you hold a stash of potatoes in the cellar for the time when the government comes to round them up and take them for their nefarious purposes. You will stop them!

Yes, living in my own private Idaho! But just for the record I couldn't give a rats ass about totty's! But stopping governments nefarious purposes, now there's a raison d'être!

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Lisa Brooke wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Lisa Brooke wrote:

BonoShed wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how the fuck do you get TEXAS???

You don't I heard it was taken back by Mexico

everytime I go to the grocery store, I'm reminded of that....

:abovelol:

erm...you could drive out to my part of town...I feel poor when I pull into the parking lot of my HEB...

that can't be the one in Hancock, then...

:laugh: Oltorf?

nah...Four Points...I pulled up the average household income and went, HOLY SHIT, I'm going to need rent assistance!!!

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Cali

(forgot the rest)

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mine was hawaii. hot damn.it kept being uncooperative. so something about wearing plants as clothing and being angry. sort of fits...me..

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