Blame Rocket

It's Rocket's fault that BCD is crap thes days.

But what else is the nasty get responsible for?

Come on - let's BLAME ROCKET!

Sounds good to me. I thought it was me, but if it is Rocket well that's much better.

Before i met Rocket work was my life, but now I'm tempted to follow his example. :D It is all his fault.

I blame Rocket for:

1. My last gas bill

2. The continued persecution of people with genital warts (I wonder where they caught them, eh MICK????????????)

3. The fact that my back yard is overrun with SLUGS

4. Breaking my fucking arm at Finsbury '02

5. Islamic extremism

6. Jo Whiley

7. The awful traffic on the A500

8. Global warming

9. Breaking my heart

10. The fact that the weather's gonna go shit on Sunday

Don't worry: I'll think of more.....

Chernobyl global warming boy bands the high mortality rate among newborn lambs

It was Rocket that made Joey Barton angry.

So angry that he threw a punch at one of his own team mates.

And now he will miss tomorrow's game.

And United might win.

YOU BASTARD!

EDIT: He should be in peached!

Next EDIT: Rocket, not Barton

I blame him for New Order not playing. they must have seen he and said if out fans are like that..... .

It's Rocket's fault that Right Said Fred are getting work from TV adverts now. Shocking business!

wasn't he the ref in milan

I blame ROCKET for my OCD about cleanliness and my reluctance of playing any records any more in case they get dusty... Oh, and for West Ham's predicament, obviously...

Snorri xxx

rocket caused burnt chorley cakes. the influx of italian mafia into darwen which then caused the break up of 80 band blamange. me to be thrown out re order at manchester after just 3 songs. and the local election results !!!!!!!!!!!!

Snorrimon wrote:

Oh, and for West Ham's predicament, obviously...

...being the man who instigated the deal to bruing Tevez and Mascherano to Upton Park in the first place and the one who looked after the paperwork... Wigan fans will also tell you that it was Mick who decided against docking us points... The man's got a lot to answer for...

Snorri xxx

BIGINOIL wrote: It was Rocket that made Joey Barton angry.

So angry that he threw a punch at one of his own team mates.

And now he will miss tomorrow's game.

And United might win.

YOU BASTARD!

EDIT: He should be in peached!

Next EDIT: Rocket, not Barton

ROCKET will make an appearance for CITY under the guise of Danny MILLS

NOOLigan wrote: I blame him for New Order not playing. they must have seen he and said if out fans are like that..... .

all that aggressive dancing

i see your having a bit of a fling with the best of smiths chrissi