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Paris Hilton is going to jail. Good riddance to that spoiled bitch and her extravagant family!
Paris Hilton is nothing but a shame to my generation.
PS: My message to spoiled brats and people who have no talent in the entertainment industry :finger: :violent2: :angry2: :\pissedoff:
Erm, surely she's older than you, Cozzie? So how is she a part of your generation?
And 45 days. WOW!
Probably get reduced to 30, and she'll get special priviages.
people who waste time hating paris hilton are much more a waste of humanity than she is...
just ignore her :)
Johnny wrote: Goood point Chrissy.I won't waste any more time hating you now.I'll just ignore you
I love you tho :'(
angeldust_evildust wrote: i don't like the cunt... but i'd still bang her...
makes two of us...
fancy a 3some 
angeldust_evildust wrote: i don't like the cunt... but i'd still bang her...
Good point. Well made. 
El Jarvo wrote:
angeldust_evildust wrote: i don't like the cunt... but i'd still bang her...
Good point. Well made.
Hear Hear!
I'm sure most reasonable men think about the impact that celebrities like this have on the perceptions and aspirations of todays youth, how the shallow and manipulative treatment of, and in most cases by, these individuals effectively lowers the bar of intellectual, artistic and emotional discourse across the Western World and, perhaps most seriously of all, creates an atmosphere of unrealistic aspiration; both aesthetic and aquisatorial.
After we've given serious thought to shagging her, of course.
She's beautiful. Get over it.
You should read Conrad Hilton's book though.
He knew wha he was doing.
I nicked a copy from my suite in the Waldorf Astoria.
BIGINOIL wrote: I'm sure most reasonable men think about the impact that celebrities like this have on the perceptions and aspirations of todays youth, how the shallow and manipulative treatment of, and in most cases by, these individuals effectively lowers the bar of intellectual, artistic and emotional discourse across the Western World and, perhaps most seriously of all, creates an atmosphere of unrealistic aspiration; both aesthetic and aquisatorial.
After we've given serious thought to shagging her, of course.
She's beautiful. Get over it.
no she's not.
NOOLigan wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: I'm sure most reasonable men think about the impact that celebrities like this have on the perceptions and aspirations of todays youth, how the shallow and manipulative treatment of, and in most cases by, these individuals effectively lowers the bar of intellectual, artistic and emotional discourse across the Western World and, perhaps most seriously of all, creates an atmosphere of unrealistic aspiration; both aesthetic and aquisatorial.
After we've given serious thought to shagging her, of course.
She's beautiful. Get over it.
no she's not.
You'd still give her one though
I could just see you knocking her back if she tried to chat you up.
"Sorry love, you're not my type."
i bet it happens to her all the time, in fact.
Poor girl.
BIGINOIL wrote: I could just see you knocking her back if she tried to chat you up.
"Sorry love, you're not my type."
i bet it happens to her all the time, in fact.
Poor girl.
Paris : "come and make love to me Ron"
Ron : "Fuck off,yer a dog!"
gazman wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Well maybe the second time she asked
She must've really liked him
Paris : "come and make love to me Ron"
Ron : "Fuck off,yer a dog!"
paris: "Well how bout a blowjob than?"
Paris : "come and make love to me Ron"
Ron : "Fuck off,yer a dog!"
paris: "Well how bout a blowjob than?"
Ron : "Only if you take yer teeth out"
gazman wrote: Paris : "come and make love to me Ron"
Ron : "Fuck off,yer a dog!"
paris: "Well how bout a blowjob than?"
Ron : "Only if you take yer teeth out"
Honestly she does nothing for me. I'd rather make love with somebody I really love. oops 
Three condoms, just to be safe, and a paper bag.
edit: well that obviously doesn't work for the blowjob.
How much antiseptic gargle would she need? It'd probably kill her.
NOOLigan wrote:
How much antiseptic gargle would she need? It'd probably kill her.
Does she need to swallow or spit it out 
gazman wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
How much antiseptic gargle would she need? It'd probably kill her.
Does she need to swallow or spit it out
I can see what you are attempting here. Nice try. LOL
Well she'd need to gargle with and drink a bottle of undiluted hospital strengh disinfectant before I'd let her anywhere my little buddy.
oh yes...thank the maker that Paris is going to jail...that will solve all of the world's problems....
hunger will disappear the moment she is locked up...a cure for AIDS will be found the next day, and cancer the day after that...
on her fourth day in jail, we will all learn to live together in peace...jews and muslims will suddenly love each other...
after one week of incarceration, Dubya will develop clear thought processes...
yes, this is going to be the best thing EVER!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: oh yes...thank the maker that Paris is going to jail...that will solve all of the world's problems....
hunger will disappear the moment she is locked up...a cure for AIDS will be found the next day, and cancer the day after that...
on her fourth day in jail, we will all learn to live together in peace...jews and muslims will suddenly love each other...
after one week of incarceration, Dubya will develop clear thought processes...
yes, this is going to be the best thing EVER!!!
It's far from the best thing ever, but it's pretty amusing, like watching a David Hasselhoff video when you're drunk.
