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Anyone see this on Channel4?
What a fantastic idea for car-crash TV!
One bloke had a bunch of grapes where his arsehole should be, one lad who a lump of stilton for a small toe, and some bird had a smelly chuff (and she wasn't even ginger!).
They're all so fcuking embarrassed about their problems that they've avoided the quack for years, so instead they go on telly to discuss their problems! WTF! 
Can't wait for next week's offering! 
They were doing a similar thing on this morning yesterday, ring in with your embarrasing illnesses, worst thing they got was some woman wanting to know how she could lighten the burde of her partners bad wind.
El Jarvo wrote: Can't wait for next week's offering!
The fact its got a netball team all shedding their clothes, of course, has nothing to do with it...
Al, do you really call it a chuff?
Reminds me of a joke...
What do you call that useless peice of skin around a woman's chuff?
Can't believe some of them waited years to have their problems looked at .How do you go half your life unable to sit down because of Piles???
Johnny wrote: Can't believe some of them waited years to have their problems looked at .How do you go half your life unable to sit down because of Piles???
"Very slowly and carefully" :moon:...at all times.
BIGINOIL wrote: Al, do you really call it a chuff?
Do I 'eck!
But 'smelly chuff' is a favoured catchphrase of one part-time onliner! Just mention ginger birds to him and that's the first thing he'll say! Guaranteed!
