Why

Why do we say 'chop chop' when we want someone to hurry up?

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

What??

Old Blue wrote: Why do we say 'chop chop' when we want someone to hurry up?

I never say that.

It's always 'Hurry up you bastard!'

Chop chop is apparently something to do with horses, and cutting off of their tails unless they moved faster.

Why is phonetic not phonetic?

Why are Port Vale so named when they are neither (a) in a port, nor (b) in a vale?

In fact, Port Vale: why?????

Big Black wrote:

Old Blue wrote: Why do we say 'chop chop' when we want someone to hurry up?

I never say that.

It's always 'Hurry up you bastard!'

or get a fuckin move on, you "dead meat" bastard.

Doctor Clayhead wrote: Why are Port Vale so named when they are neither (a) in a port, nor (b) in a vale?

In fact, Port Vale: why?????

Why do I call myself Old Blue when I'm neither old, nor blue...

Old Blue wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: Why are Port Vale so named when they are neither (a) in a port, nor (b) in a vale?

In fact, Port Vale: why?????

Why do I call myself Old Blue when I'm neither old, nor blue...

Thought you were a blue. Brighton!!

Why is there a counrty singer called Urban?

Why is World called World? :)

Why haven't you been banned yet Ron?

why did i become a Liverpudlian, when all my family are Evertonians?

thank fuck i did though ay?

what's another word for thesaurus?

mu uncles used to bunk me into Goodison in the Gordon Lee days.

it was so fuckin boring. Martin Dobson, Mike Pejic, Terry Darra, Mick Lyons, Mark Higgins etc. yard dogs.

it was an easy choice.

Even your man Fowler was a blue originally eh Kershie?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Ok I'm in. When sign writers go on strike,who writes the picket signs?

why......

do cupids and angels continually haunt her dreams like memories of another life is painted on her shirt in capital

Old Blue wrote:

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

...and if you are boz-eyed and have dyslexia,can you just read ok anyway?

Bollocks. Just realised it has to start with Why.. So..

Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic ?

and...

Why can't I be pestered doing anymore Why's ?

Why does sound travel at the speed of light in movies?

Why DOES a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?

Why Basingstoke?

Why are almost all "Equal Opportunity" advisors in the military, black?

How does the geezer who drivers the snow plough get to work?

Why don't Essex, Wessex and Sussex all join into Bigsex?

And for the geeks.....

Why does windows offer a "more information" button when it shits itself, when the only result of clikcing it is a box saying "there is no more information available"?

Why is buying a new version of windows an "upgrade" when it slows every single function down?

Why is 'Why' such a shite song by Anne Lennox. Why is the new H/Mondays song 'Angels & Whores' such a return to form - gimme the real thing!!

If I ate myself would I become twice as large or disappear?

why hasnt a 'dark-bulb' been invented - ie a device that makes it go dark when you switch it on?

why cant you clean the filters on a dyson vacuum cleaner by simply vacuuming them?

Why are man city shit?

what happens when you 'google', 'google'?

fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: why......

do cupids and angels continually haunt her dreams like memories of another life is painted on her shirt in capital

Fook me, that was nice prose there, Sir!

One particular thing I noted, or two or three or more...

--Why isn't Kentucky, home of 'bluegrass', blue?

--Why is it a pizza delivery man can get to your house faster than an ambulance? O.o

--Why am I so fascinated with Steve and Ian?

What's the price of love?

why is a banana?

hurry up you fucking whore?

EdelBrock wrote: Why are almost all "Equal Opportunity" advisors in the military, black?

For the umpteenth time, why hasn't this cunt been banned yet?

Why Martin? For the erroneous use of a comma?

Old Blue wrote: Why Martin? For the erroneous use of a comma?

But of course. Don't they teach people the proper use of punctuation in the marines? Or is it all jingoism, assault rifles and institutional racism?

Now, let's at least think about whether this is a typical case of racist idiocy, in the time honoured tradition of all the retards who, upon finding out that I cannot shit out a passport and beam it to them in terminal 4, tell me all about how "asylum seekers" are given free passports on demand.

Or, maybe he has data that supports his claim, in which case, the racism is on the part of whoever does the appointing..."hell if we give the job to a load of sp**es, we'll come out smelling of roses and can get on with the whole white robes and flaming crosses thing"

McFly, Sounds like you've gotten you ideas of the military from an Oliver Stone movie......too bad your way off.

By the way, I only stated an irony that is noted by all in the military.....not a racist remark.

Doc, there is good reason for this, not necessarily a racist reason to set up the EOO as minorities, but it is: that a minority is more than likely report an instance of a violation if the EOO is minority as well. Notsure if I agree with this thought 100%, but it is understandable.

In NI you usually find the droids are of the opposite sort to those around them (in Bangor, where even the rivers are orange, every equal ops monitoring, and most HR types are of the green persuasion, in green bits, a hun gets the job). Great plan, does bugger all but make the natives more irksome as far as I can tell.

Did Liverpool think they were good enough?

JZee wrote: What's the price of love?

Well, I've just been informed that its 'like honey', so that would make it about a quid a jar. Though the same source now claims its not available for purchase.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

404 error wrote:

JZee wrote: What's the price of love?

Well, I've just been informed that its 'like honey', so that would make it about a quid a jar. Though the same source now claims its not available for purchase.

But what's the price of love got to do with love???

All I know is what I'm told.

And in any case, if we could buy it now, how long would it last?

Perhaps this was looonnng in waiting but,

Why do you tell someone that you want to go away to 'fook off'?

King John Honest John wrote: why did i become a Liverpudlian, when all my family are Evertonians?

thank fuck i did though ay?

hey dont take this personally, since im a scouser supporter, shame about wednesday, the b'stards got us back for 2005

and this is my why question

why the feck did milan ever allowed to play in the competition in the first place

and why wasnt milan's victory taken away when apparently, kaka is owned by a third party owner, refer to picture of him wearing a t-shirt saying "i belong to jesus"

Another classic thinker, and for the record...

Why do cars drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Just a thought.