Why

Why do we say 'chop chop' when we want someone to hurry up?

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

What??

Old Blue wrote: Why do we say 'chop chop' when we want someone to hurry up?

I never say that.

It's always 'Hurry up you bastard!'

Chop chop is apparently something to do with horses, and cutting off of their tails unless they moved faster.

Why is phonetic not phonetic?

Why are Port Vale so named when they are neither (a) in a port, nor (b) in a vale?

In fact, Port Vale: why?????

Big Black wrote:

Old Blue wrote: Why do we say 'chop chop' when we want someone to hurry up?

I never say that.

It's always 'Hurry up you bastard!'

or get a fuckin move on, you "dead meat" bastard.

Doctor Clayhead wrote: Why are Port Vale so named when they are neither (a) in a port, nor (b) in a vale?

In fact, Port Vale: why?????

Why do I call myself Old Blue when I'm neither old, nor blue...

Old Blue wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: Why are Port Vale so named when they are neither (a) in a port, nor (b) in a vale?

In fact, Port Vale: why?????

Why do I call myself Old Blue when I'm neither old, nor blue...

Thought you were a blue. Brighton!!

Why is there a counrty singer called Urban?

Why is World called World? :)

Why haven't you been banned yet Ron?

why did i become a Liverpudlian, when all my family are Evertonians?

thank fuck i did though ay?

what's another word for thesaurus?

mu uncles used to bunk me into Goodison in the Gordon Lee days.

it was so fuckin boring. Martin Dobson, Mike Pejic, Terry Darra, Mick Lyons, Mark Higgins etc. yard dogs.

it was an easy choice.

Even your man Fowler was a blue originally eh Kershie?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Ok I'm in. When sign writers go on strike,who writes the picket signs?

why......

do cupids and angels continually haunt her dreams like memories of another life is painted on her shirt in capital

Old Blue wrote:

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

...and if you are boz-eyed and have dyslexia,can you just read ok anyway?

Bollocks. Just realised it has to start with Why.. So..

Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic ?

and...

Why can't I be pestered doing anymore Why's ?

Why does sound travel at the speed of light in movies?

Why DOES a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?

Why Basingstoke?

Why are almost all "Equal Opportunity" advisors in the military, black?

How does the geezer who drivers the snow plough get to work?

Why don't Essex, Wessex and Sussex all join into Bigsex?

And for the geeks.....

Why does windows offer a "more information" button when it shits itself, when the only result of clikcing it is a box saying "there is no more information available"?

Why is buying a new version of windows an "upgrade" when it slows every single function down?

Why is 'Why' such a shite song by Anne Lennox. Why is the new H/Mondays song 'Angels & Whores' such a return to form - gimme the real thing!!

If I ate myself would I become twice as large or disappear?

why hasnt a 'dark-bulb' been invented - ie a device that makes it go dark when you switch it on?

why cant you clean the filters on a dyson vacuum cleaner by simply vacuuming them?

Why are man city shit?

what happens when you 'google', 'google'?

fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: why......

do cupids and angels continually haunt her dreams like memories of another life is painted on her shirt in capital

Fook me, that was nice prose there, Sir!

One particular thing I noted, or two or three or more...

--Why isn't Kentucky, home of 'bluegrass', blue?

--Why is it a pizza delivery man can get to your house faster than an ambulance? O.o

--Why am I so fascinated with Steve and Ian?

What's the price of love?

why is a banana?