Sheepdog trials. I always watch when they show this on the telly,not with Tabsy's eyes I should add.
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strage but underrated "sports"
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Yeah, used to watch "one man and his dog" on the Beeb all the time, it's like golf only interesting.
Lots of green, a hushed commentator, and an art that just defies understanding no matter how much you watch.
a young lady friend of mine used to say "F1 is not a sport, sitting about driving a car is hardly athletic".
Showed her a couple of reports of Schimacher's and the Reanult guys' training regimes, she was utterly astonished.
Mind you, traction control, auto gears, fucking wings, etc etc etc.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: not sports:
golf bowling poker anything involving dogs billiards/snooker/etc.
If I hit you upside your fucking head with a 5 iron, is that a sport???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...and why has nobody mention watersports yet???
I'll get me coat!!!
anybody mention beach volleyball?? 
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...and why has nobody mention watersports yet???
I'll get me coat!!!
Jeff - wearing a coat whilst having (several) someone(s) piss all over you is kind of missing the point.
To fully enjoy the erotic delights of being sprayed with fresh urine, you really do have to go bareback.
Trust me.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: not sports:
golf bowling poker anything involving dogs billiards/snooker/etc.
If I hit you upside your fucking head with a 5 iron, is that a sport???
:classic:
You could have made a fatal error by mentioning a wood and something about his head. But I see later in this thread that you and Frads get down to the dirty stuff.
Keep it coming?
Handball. 
How weird is that game? You get loads on Eurosport. Dead popular with Eastern Europeans.
GlasVegas wrote: Handball.
How weird is that game? You get loads on Eurosport. Dead popular with Eastern Europeans.
Yeah, bastards!! Not content with taking our jobs, stealing council flats from under the nose of hard-working BRITISH families, screwing the welfare state and EATING THE QUEEN's SWANS and suchlike, they also have the audacity to play handball.
Send 'em all back NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Owens, are you just upset that I haven't offered you my love yet???
No I'm pissed off that you haven't sent this back
ShugZV wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: not sports:
golf bowling poker anything involving dogs billiards/snooker/etc.
If I hit you upside your fucking head with a 5 iron, is that a sport???
You could have made a fatal error by mentioning a wood and something about his head. But I see later in this thread that you and Frads get down to the dirty stuff.
Keep it coming?
ooooohhh...no...I'm saving all my woods for YOU!!!
and you said coming...hehehehe
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: Handball.
How weird is that game? You get loads on Eurosport. Dead popular with Eastern Europeans.
Yeah, bastards!! Not content with taking our jobs, stealing council flats from under the nose of hard-working BRITISH families, screwing the welfare state and EATING THE QUEEN's SWANS and suchlike, they also have the audacity to play handball.
Send 'em all back NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At last!!!!! The voice of common sense.
You forgot to mention the fact that they're all filthy rich back in their homelands, that real Brits now have no opportunities to work permanent nightshift in meat-packing factories and that Polish people actually eat their young.
F**ck off back home you hard-working swines and make sure you take those delicious, high-cheekboned bar wenches with you!
