Asking Rocket yet AGAIN!

Mick I am dissapointed in your service: I have asked two questions recently:-

1. Why do men have nipples?

2. How do you tell someone you feel Sanguine without words?

I am still awaiting your response and I find your attitude inconceivable.

Please resume normal service as I have yet another question which is:-

Why do men stand up to take a P**S ?

Kindly respond yer dafty git

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Mick I am dissapointed in your service: I have asked two questions recently:-

1. Why do men have nipples?

2. How do you tell someone you feel Sanguine without words?

I am still awaiting your response and I find your attitude inconceivable.

Please resume normal service as I have yet another question which is:-

Why do men stand up to take a P**S ?

Kindly respond yer dafty git

1.Answered ALREADY. 2.Is that a SPANISH drink? 3.Oh SIT DOWN.......I do and so does JAMES

1. why is the sky blue?
2. why is grass green?
3. what is the best cure song?

There is no best Cure song

just the answer i was looking for!

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

1. why is the sky blue?
2. why is grass green?
3. what is the best cure song?

1. Because blue light, having a shorter wavelength is scattered with much greater ease. Thus, the blue light scatters all around the upper atmosphere, with a portion of it reflecting down to give the appearance of the sky being blue. Likewise when looking directly at a low sun, whose light travels through more atmosperic volume before reaching the oberveor....almost all the blue light is scattered (and re-scattered and re-scattered due to SO much air being in the way), leaving only the characteristic red sunset/sunrise.

2. Plants use a Chemical called chrlorophyl to perform chemical processes on minerals from the soil and (mostly)carbon(during the day), from the atmoshpere. Chlorophyl uses primarily blue light to create new plant growth, and red light to produce more sugars and complex molecules usually needed as the plant approaches maturity and flowering/fruiting seeding (having evolved this way owing to the change in spectrum of sunlight at the planet's surface in the temperate zones causes by the sun's rising and falling in the sky due to seasonal variance (a phenomenon created by the planet's 23(ish) degree tilt with respect to the Solar Ecliptic Plane). As the plant uses red and blue light, it absorbs these, reflecting only the green wavelengths and thus appearing green.

3. Sorry mate, you've got me stumped there.

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: 2. How do you tell someone you feel Sanguine without words? Kindly respond yer dafty git

1.Answered ALREADY. 2.Is that a SPANISH drink?

oaoh Chiao R0CKET Regular service, these boards have seemed so quiet. 2Qs pls. How is things. Any good walks by any Docks. 2. Is the exchange between well spoken Vladimir Putin and GW Bush- off written script one of the more err starkly disturbing things this last week. VPutin. It is obvious that part of the strategic Nuclear Potential of the United States is located.. according to out Military experts.. Will have to respond setting new targets.. Technical issue be it Ballistic Missiles, or Cruise Missiles, or some kind of novel Weapon System. President GW. My message will be Vladimir- I call him Vladimir - you shouldn't fear a missile defence system. As a matter of fact why don't you co- operate w/ us .. Purely Defensive measurre aimed not at Russia but true Threats.
well a 3rd. If there's the choice Green Lime or Blk. Currant. and a 4th. Great Dad's Day Wishes '07.

Rocket: Where has Digi Mike been?

Snorri xxx

Hi ya Mick.

Why is my boss such a bitch to me?

Why do my cats get up at 3 in the morning and wake me up?

Why does my wine always fizz out of the bottle when I open it - thus wasting good alcohol???

Why is big brother not on tonight?

I'm sure you'll have the answers oh wise one!

Rocket, is it just me or has BCD become too stale to bear as of late? Seriously losing interest in this place....

Snorrimon wrote: Rocket: Where has Digi Mike been?

Snorri xxx

+1

and who the fook are you again??

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Rocket, is it just me or has BCD become too stale to bear as of late? Seriously losing interest in this place....

more of the pope.

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote:

Why do men stand up to take a P**S ?

Cos that's the easiest way to aim it through the Ex wife's letter box

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote:

How do you tell someone you feel Sanguine without words?

good question as it gives me an excuse to post this...

Re:- Sanguine The answer lies here

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Rocket, is it just me or has BCD become too stale to bear as of late? Seriously losing interest in this place....

YEAH the place is DEAD.

Snorrimon wrote: Rocket: Where has Digi Mike been?

Snorri xxx

HOLIDAY in THE Sun

Chris Nash wrote: Mick, could you explain why you can only see a rainbow from one side please? Cheers mate

ASK Bungle

Rosie wrote: Hi ya Mick.

Why is my boss such a bitch to me?

Why do my cats get up at 3 in the morning and wake me up?

Why does my wine always fizz out of the bottle when I open it - thus wasting good alcohol???

Why is big brother not on tonight?

I'm sure you'll have the answers oh wise one!

HI ROSIE

boss-MUST LOOK THAT up?`

pINCH A better WINE

LESLIE has left BIG BROTHER

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

1. why is the sky blue?
2. why is grass green?
3. what is the best cure song?

3. A FORREST live

Why is this easily the funniest thread I've read all weekend? [Second only to the Virginity Thread in the DR??]

Rocket, will England win the cricket?

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Rocket, will England win the cricket?

Snorri xxx

happy NOW?

Mick fixed for it me!

Snorri xxx

1.do you ever listen to coast to coast am?

2.do you listen to joy division?

3. what is your favorite alcoholic drink?

4. have you ever been to the states?

I thought the subject of this thread said ASKING out Rocket yet AGAIN.

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: There is no best Cure song

what...

what about songs like 100 years,10:15 saturday night,and a lot more...??

just keeping listening to Abba or The Bangles

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I thought the subject of this thread said ASKING out Rocket yet AGAIN.

Oh yeah,Rocket will you go out with me.... ,buftys! :bandit:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Andrés wrote:

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: There is no best Cure song

what...

what about songs like 100 years,10:15 saturday night,and a lot more...??

just keeping listening to Abba or The Bangles

well...ABBA are much better than the Cure...

They're better than the Cure if you like hanging out at gay discos.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Andrés wrote:

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: There is no best Cure song

what...

what about songs like 100 years,10:15 saturday night,and a lot more...??

just keeping listening to Abba or The Bangles

well...ABBA are much better than the Cure...

They're better than the Cure if you like hanging out at gay discos.

*erm*

OUCH!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Andrés wrote:

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: There is no best Cure song

what...

what about songs like 100 years,10:15 saturday night,and a lot more...??

just keeping listening to Abba or The Bangles

well...ABBA are much better than the Cure...

They're better than the Cure if you like hanging out at gay discos.

Well, they do say that gay men have better taste in music than your average douche bag here in the States....

but, wouldn't you be the more likely candidate for hanging out at a gay disco??? I'm not a switch hitter, I only date the female of the species.

There are no gay discos up here, just gay bars. And the drag queens and old men at them kind of creep me out. Plus, I hate ABBA. My mother and sister always used to play their greatest hits album when I was in middle school and it made me want to turn my Smashing Pumpkins and Cure albums up louder.

DISCO How is things w/ Planet R0CKET Did the April showers make Everything Go Green.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

They're better than the Cure if you like hanging out at gay discos.

thanks for the support

is this a gay thread?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: We could make it one...if you like!!!

So which 2 NOOLers is this

gazman wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: We could make it one...if you like!!!

So which 2 NOOLers is this

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Andrés wrote:

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: There is no best Cure song

what...

what about songs like 100 years,10:15 saturday night,and a lot more...??

just keeping listening to Abba or The Bangles

well...ABBA are much better than the Cure...

and ace of base!

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Rocket, is it just me or has BCD become too stale to bear as of late? Seriously losing interest in this place....

it was because i lost my login.

IS ROCKET GOING TO ANSWER ANY OF THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS?!?!?!?!

Chrissy wrote:

and ace of base!

just left to say....the stupids Spice Girls

*Animadversion* wrote: 1.do you ever listen to coast to coast am?

2.do you listen to joy division?

3. what is your favorite alcoholic drink?

4. have you ever been to the states?

NO NEVER listen to them these days.Nor much else at the moment. LAGER NO-don't even own a PASSPORT now!

wrote: is this a gay thread?

HOW very DARE YOU

14 K wrote: DISCO How is things w/ Planet R0CKET Did the April showers make Everything Go Green.

YES

I know i ain't been around but WHERE IS AL JARVIS?

ROCKET MICK wrote: I know i ain't been around but WHERE IS AL JARVIS?

Away.

I hear he got two weeks.

BIGINOIL wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: I know i ain't been around but WHERE IS AL JARVIS?

Away.

I hear he got two weeks.

johnny giles IS INNOCENT

Rocket................

why does my daughter insist on 'borrowing' my clothes.....when a) they don't fit her........and b) she said she didnt like them when I bought them?

And also.............

why do I let her?

Rocket Mick: it sounds like a superhero name.

Are you a superhero? What are your superpowers? What powers would you like, and would you use them for good or evil???

Papa Bendi wrote: Rocket Mick Are you a superhero?

'Course 'e is.. The Incredible likeness of.. Field walkin in the evenin. Morning, Night or Day. No.. Disco. How's the week- end.

why are jars shaped the way they are ?????

as i find it a pain to get the last bit of spread out of the jar!!!!

Very good question Ren

REN wrote: why are jars shaped the way they are ?????

as i find it a pain to get the last bit of spread out of the jar!!!!

Dunno why but..... problem solved

Also what shape would be better?????

Kath wrote: Rocket................

why does my daughter insist on 'borrowing' my clothes.....when a) they don't fit her........and b) she said she didnt like them when I bought them?

And also.............

why do I let her?

Cos she was brought up WRONG!

REN wrote: why are jars shaped the way they are ?????

as i find it a pain to get the last bit of spread out of the jar!!!!

More PROFIT for the SELLERS. Get a flexible KNIFE or use your FINGERS.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket...what the hell is causing me to fart sooooo much???

It's a good thing I'm here alone today...

The WINDS of CHANGE. You are getting OLDER!

Papa Bendi wrote: Rocket Mick: it sounds like a superhero name.

Are you a superhero? What are your superpowers? What powers would you like, and would you use them for good or evil???

NO i just float in my tin CAN...........can you hear me MAJOR TOM? If i have ANY superpowers i think it may be AVOIDING WORK! I would like to be INVISIBLE at the BAR and pour my own drinks without paying for them.

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Kath wrote: Rocket................

why does my daughter insist on 'borrowing' my clothes.....when a) they don't fit her........and b) she said she didnt like them when I bought them?

And also.............

why do I let her?

Cos she was brought up WRONG!

Point taken.

Rocket,

If there's more than one way to skin a cat, how many ways are there in total and what is the best way to do it?

Snorri xxx

Edit:

Obviously more than one way to post a message as well...

Snorri xxx

Minx wrote:

REN wrote: why are jars shaped the way they are ?????

as i find it a pain to get the last bit of spread out of the jar!!!!

Dunno why but..... problem solved

Also what shape would be better?????

Fantastic who needs roCKeT to solve things ...

ROCKET MICK wrote:

REN wrote: why are jars shaped the way they are ?????

as i find it a pain to get the last bit of spread out of the jar!!!!

More PROFIT for the SELLERS. Get a flexible KNIFE or use your FINGERS.

I can sleep easy now!!!!!

When are we going to get some hot weather?

Johnny wrote: When are we going to get some hot weather?

If its anything like last year Johnny...........when I am out of the country......so on that basis....if anyone in the UK wants to fund this trip abroad..please don't hesitate to email me. 2 weeks should do it.

We SHOULD get some BETTER weather NOW cos i am going on holiday in WALES.So i shall NOT be around for the next 7 DAYS.Feel free to leave your questions and i will be able to answer them on my return.I am only taking THE REST OF NEW ORDER(English version) with me and THE KOOKS.These are on my PHONE.TAke care and i shall have TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED when i return. REGARDS Rocket Mick

Welsh Sheep.

HOT or NOT?

Burt Reynolds wrote: Welsh Sheep.

HOT or NOT?

NOT,

the goats are better

Enjoy WALES mick

Is it possible to catch a cold or flu over the interweb?

Rocket, can you hang a man with a wooden leg ?

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Rocket, can you hang a man with a wooden leg ?

With Rocket on his hols, I can field this one: Unless the wood from which his leg is made is incredibly supple, it may prove difficult to tie his leg into a noose... A rope would prove more useful and effective...

Snorri xxx

As RoCkEtS away its now looks like

Ask Snorrimon.... so here it is :-

as this company have always got sales on WTF does

"DFS"

stand for ?????.....

my thought below......

Dreary Fooking Shit

....????

Dodgy fcuking sofas...

Snorri xxx

Hmmnnn... what it is here to ask? A ok. I got something to ask:

"a room without a view" or "a view without a room"?

"lost in a fools paradise" or "fools in a lost paradise"?

Indeed!

HELLO HELLO HELLO

What is Wales like this time of the year???

Wet?

Achtung, Bendi! wrote: What is Wales like this time of the year???

Wet?

very

Achtung, Bendi! wrote: What is Wales like this time of the year???

Its like every year and since the beginning of time......Shite full of sheep shagging, sisters marrying, leek munching taffies who shout OGGY OGGY OGGY all day. Apart from that its OK :bag:

Oh no! Now I don't know who to believe?!?

Achtung, Bendi! wrote: Oh no! Now I don't know who to believe?!?

FATS

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Achtung, Bendi! wrote: Oh no! Now I don't know who to believe?!?

FATS

Cheers Mick, evening how you diggling??

FATS wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Achtung, Bendi! wrote: Oh no! Now I don't know who to believe?!?

FATS

Cheers Mick, evening how you diggling??

GREAT I THINK i have sold PLANET ROCKET. Which means i don't have to WORK for awhile. The fact that i haven't worked since 18th DECEMBER 2006 as NOTHING to do with it.

Did you work "This " summer Mick?

Johnny wrote: Did you work "This " summer Mick?

I WORKED last DECADE

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Johnny wrote: Did you work "This " summer Mick?

I WORKED last DECADE

It was Acceptable In The 80s eh Mick?

Mick, Why is grass green?

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Mick, Why is grass green?

'cos it hasn't ripened yet?

mmmmmm interesting Kath, but i still await Mick's answer :)

It's because of the chlorophyll...

Snorri xxx

DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote: Mick, Why is grass green?

SO your SHED stands out nicely!

When you move house Mick will you require .A .FLAT .Or .A.HOUSE?

So, you require a ONE bedroom .HOUSE .In .BRADFORD

Is that right?

Mick , what on earth is Diggy doing here?

.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

fuck...I've just spit chocolate milk through my nose...

bastard!!!

It's finally happened!!

And by the way, Micket Sir, why is Jeff such a twat sometimes?

Johnny wrote: Mick , what on earth is Diggy doing here?

.

Expressing his deep love for BM...

Snorri xxx

bemoaning THE fact that the COVER is CREASED!

Johnny's shed obviously isn't a dust-free environment... And those gnomes tend to chew the corners of sleeves...

Snorri xxx

It's about time Johnny invited us all round to his for a Shed party.

Come on Johnny Boy :)

Just have to make sure the BBQ wasn't too near the shed... On the way back from Re: Order at Corby?

Snorri xxx

I agree Dave

I will keep a check on the weather forecast for that weekend

IT will be MAINLY wet.

In Johnny's shed? Tell him to turn the garden hose OFF...

Snorri xxx

Turn off your TV, Jeff?

Snorri xxx

Yeah even more annoying is everytime i open The Daily Mirror newspaper she's taking up about 5 pages.Every.Fuckin.Day

Don't read the Mirror then! I sent you a PM about the Re: Order gig, Johnny - might have a solution to your transport problem...

Snorri xxx

There's nothing in my inbox Snorri.

Have resent it...

Snorri xxx

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Mick,

what the fuck do I have to do to get that bint Posh Spice off my fucking telly???

I really do find her almost as annoying as that Jemma chick...

Hey poppet? Good to see I'm having the desired effect

What are you doing here?

Get back to work!

Er, on a Saturday? Go and play with your new rubbish laptop or something

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket...last night I dreamt that Missy Jem loved me...

do you know of any cures for nightmares like this???

Signed,

Transgendered of Austin...

I'm sure Rocket will have a better answer, but just a suggestion here: don't listen to the Smiths before you go to sleep.

Why is Awesome Awesome?

Did Ron manage to down that yard of ale in one without spilling a drop?

Shedjacker wrote: Did Ron manage to down that yard of ale in one without spilling a drop?

yes, I did and it wasn't my turn. ;) I got sick of my mate psyching himself up for it so I just grabbed it.

NOOLigan wrote: Why is Awesome Awesome?

Because the Transgender Cowboy said so?

why would someone from clitheroe threaten tesco?

19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Why is Awesome Awesome?

Because the Transgender Cowboy said so?

:bandit:

EVENING Mike

Is that a QUESTION JEFF?

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BETTER now?

He's just nipping down to Boots to get the film processed, screen shot should be ready in 24 hours or so...

Snorri xxx

R0CKET.. You're ManUtd right. Did you catch the signing of the nine- yr. old.

How is Planet DISCO.

ShugZViking wrote: rOCKET. CAn YOU TAke A scREEN SHOt foR ME?

He probably can't.

...but I can. 'Cause I did!!

Enjoy, Shug!!

RocKeT,is Shug cheating

Rocket, is Shug pulling a sickie today ?

Rocket is Shug behaving like Barney and Steve and only talking to me through a thrid party?

Because she felt like it, that's why.

Hey Jeff, there's your big mac order... Nah, wait a minute, it's just a cheeseburger. Wrong order.

Indeed*!*

In the absence of Rocket Jeff.........

(Because you have small feet! )

A little birdy once told me you once donned the Northern Soul dance scene? What would be a great top 10 northern Soul CD compilation?

Yes , i have a picture of Kath in her Northern Soul Dance period

johnny wrote: Yes , i have a picture of Kath in her Northern Soul Dance period

If that was a dig, which I suspect it was...........bear in mind I have some photographic evidence Sir! Say the word.............

Ah fook another successful export that will enhance Australia's reputation.

dear mr rocket,

my m8 richshan needs to buy some blank tapes,, u know the c 90 type ,,please can you advise,, he lives in brighton,, er no hove actually ,if that helps.

with bestest regards.

i have never looked at you in a sexual way in my life.

Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

Why is Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut?

Oops wrong thread

NOOLigan wrote: Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

And why is he a little cunt,who sings like a puff with his knackers squeezed tight in a vice?

Did he do Britney up the wrong un ? Credit to him,if he did..He won't have tho.

johnny wrote: Yes , i have a picture of Kath in her Northern Soul Dance period

Somebody call the fashion police.

NOOLigan wrote: Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

Because it's painful for some of us to hear *N'SYNC songs in our heads.

NOOLigan wrote: Why is Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut?

It's just as painful as wondering why Tom Cruise should play a German officer.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Why doesn't Justin Timberlake shave?

Because it's painful for some of us to hear *N'SYNC songs in our heads.

Yeah, that. What she said.

Why do normal hold up stockings look nice but, why do hold up stockings that have holes and ladders in them look sexy yet slutty,but VERY sexy

wrote: Why do normal hold up stockings look nice but, why do hold up stockings that have holes and ladders in them look sexy yet slutty,but VERY sexy

ASK SHUG-he wears em

R0CKET

How's things at PLANET DISCO.

Wow..

14 K wrote: R0CKET

How's things at PLANET DISCO.

Wow..

Rather FINE.I move out of PLANET ROCKET very soon and so starts the NEXT phase of my LOW LIFE.I am still not drinking large amounts of beer.I regularly go the gym and am still going for long hikes in the countryside.I haven't worked for just over 8 months and have not sought a new job yet.Intend to get my passport back and maybe have a look around.Trying just to take each day as it comes.Problems still hit me at regular intervals but i am trying to keep a smile on my face which for an old sad bastard like me is sometimes very difficult.nOW how the DEVIL are you? Regards Rocket Mick

A bad run of good luck Mick?

johnny wrote: A bad run of good luck Mick?

Well i have forgot THE ART OF ENJOYING ONESELF!But i will give it a GOOD try. Meanwhile back at PLANET ROCKET it is a NIGHTMARE trying to move the COLLECTION. The PARTY atmosphere of my neighbours is a BIT much too.STILL at least i've got the PENTHOUSE SUITE to look forward too.Known around here as THE TOP FLAT!I am NOT sure that the WHITE carpets are needed but i don't want a SLIPPY FLOOR to carry my records on.Maybe i will need to rethink ONE or TWO of these things.Even got a bog in my bedroom.Save me pissing in the WARDROBES.Must dash as i need to write some APOLOGY letters.

ROCKET MICK wrote: Rather FINE.I move out of PLANET ROCKET very soon and so starts the NEXT phase of my LOW LIFE.

I am still not drinking large amounts of beer.I regularly go the gym and am still going for long hikes in the countryside.

I haven't worked for just over 8 months and have not sought a new job yet.Intend to get my passport back and maybe have a look around. Regards Rocket Mick

Class act DISCO.. Good Work all this Time. Respect. G' Luck w/ the move. A new place to indulge in. Love most changes.
2. Drinking. :conscience: Simply change of style. Might raise a cool glass of Milk. All Clockwork Orange- like. 3. Walks. So Lucky and so valued.. 4. How the Devil :conscience: is I. Cheers. Enjoying the change in the weather. 5. That it's been eight months since.. Knocked out. Time Flies.

REGARDS 14k.

Mick why are Monkay Wrenches so called?

Rocket....Why did I introduce the boy toy to Jeff and Monty and Chris Nash and Jenn in the chatroom last night

DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote: Mick why are Monkay Wrenches so called?

As for the answer to who invented the Monkey Wrench there were several versions. One was that Robert Ripley proclaimed that the monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke a blacksmith. Some say it got its name because it resembles a monkey another version that a man named Monk a mechanic in 1856 invented a moveable jaw wrench and people started calling it Monk’s Wrench which turned into “monkey wrench”.

minx gets my JOB!

Does that mean I have to answer my own question???

Can't I just be your assistant?

Yes i think i will appoint the lovely MINX as my able assistant.I seem to be making my NORMAL cock ups when trying to sort my move out.Everyone including me thinks it is a SATURDAY and i have just been informed that FRIDAY it is!So apart from my mates who are moving my stuff not being available all sorts of things have cropped up making it a tad more difficult.But i will soldier on and try to get moved somehow.Another thing i had to sort out was how to get rid of TWO fridges(one used for in FORMER times),a freezer,bed,cooker and oven to be given away or scrapped.Together with two wardrobes,a bookcase and tumble drier,settee and several other units.So to conclude that is ONE collection of records,DVDs,CDs and NEW ORDER videos,a TV,DVD,VID and HI-FI only to go (oh and a WASHER i just bought)but everything else will be purchased and delivered to my new addy.So i trust i am in for for a few weeks of stress and then i can get to do what i am good at doing FCUK ALL.At least i can bore myself to death with CONFUSION!But will i be any HAPPIER when i move?GOD KNOWS!I will continue to BORE you to DEATH with SORDID details.You KNOW i make NONSENSE. Regards Rocket BLOGGING A DEAD HORSE Mick

Mick , what's the link between a clip from a film of two men grappling each others buttocks , a cartoon bird singing with a guitar and motor rally cars narrowly avoiding hitting people??

I have pleaded for explanations on the thread on Dig Rep but Denial 1963 is keeping schtum

johnny wrote: Mick , what's the link between a clip from a film of two men grappling each others buttocks , a cartoon bird singing with a guitar and motor rally cars narrowly avoiding hitting people??

I have pleaded for explanations on the thread on Dig Rep but Denial 1963 is keeping schtum

I will have a think about this!

BTW fancy MIKE coming UP trumps!

:moon: TRUMP !

ROCKET MICK wrote: Everyone including me thinks it is a SATURDAY and i have just been informed that FRIDAY it is!

But i will soldier on and try

and HI-FI only to go (oh and a WASHER i just bought)but everything else will be purchased and delivered to my new addy.So i trust i am in for for a few weeks of stress and then i can get to do what i am good at doing FCUK ALL. At least i can bore myself to death with CONFUSION!But will i be any HAPPIER when i move?GOD KNOWS!I will continue to BORE you to DEATH with SORDID details.You KNOW i make NONSENSE. Regards Rocket BLOGGING A DEAD HORSE Mick

Good work In stride and w/ Attitude Disco!

Economics makes it all count. Watching and making things fall into place. Urg Politics! Y' know it makes $ cents.. Can remember when I 'd moved. @ Play until 4 :15 am. Pleased as Shite as how much got done.

well now in the MODE of sending NEW ADDY to over 20 companies.Sorted most of the furniture and fixtures NOT going with me but it will mean buying new gear for the new GAFF.Meanwhile all my mates keep asking WHEN i will be getting a NEW JOB.Thing is -i ain't planning on getting one THIS year.So i just tell them i have something in the PIPELINE.Meanwhile back at CHEZ ROCKET i am busy sending NUTS some flyers from HAC exhibition.Haven't heard from DIGGY MIKE since weekend but he was in FINE FETTLE.I think he has moved on to PASTURES NEW.I am trying to drink the beer fridge DRY tonight cos it is going on FRIDAY.Have a cunning PLAN that is being sorted at this time.My son just LOST his job too......LIKE FATHER LIKE SON. Regards Rocket Mick

Mick, why is Kath having so much fun and I'm not

Mfanwy Jones wrote: Mick, why is Kath having so much fun and I'm not

Its cos you pretend to be Welsh.

Mfanwy Jones wrote: Mick, why is Kath having so much fun and I'm not

The girl can DRINK

ROCKET MICK wrote: I will continue to BORE you to DEATH with SORDID details.You KNOW i make NONSENSE. Regards Rocket BLOGGING A DEAD HORSE Mick

I love you Mick.

When's the housewarming?

I'll bring Jem over and we can spill wine on your new carpets

As long as you don't spill wine on his Doc's

so

so !Congratus are in order right.

New Day. New Place. Boots off, Boxes everywhere, Kitchen painted.. Glasses of Bitter raised or Pints of Ice Cold Milk..

14 K wrote: so

so !Congratus are in order right.

New Day. New Place. Boots off, Boxes everywhere, Kitchen painted.. Glasses of Bitter raised or Pints of Ice Cold Milk..

EXCEPT i haven't quite escaped PLANET ROCKET yet.Half my furniture and fittings are NO MORE.But i am still waiting for a completion date.I HAD a CUNNING PLAN but it all went a bit BALDRICK.So until then i have to be content with seeing half the collection in SEALED plastic boxes but my ALBUMS/12 INCH records residing forlornly on the FLOOR.And what with the dust and everything i am like a CAT ON A HOT Tin SHED! Regards Rocket MILK

Did Jeff's rucksack turn up during the move?

BIGINOIL wrote: Did Jeff's rucksack turn up during the move?

It was a bit of a drag to throw all the NEW ORDER mags away too but i just couldn't be bothered with taking them with me.Going to stick with the books though and i STILL couldn't get rid of the FULL SET of PARADISE.Getting excited about finally moving and getting funds again though.Should all be over with by the 29th SEPTEMBER i think.

ROCKET MICK wrote: But i am still waiting for a completion date.I HAD a CUNNING PLAN but it all went a bit BALDRICK.So until then i have to be content with seeing half the collection in Regards Rocket MILK

..in in great care.

Cunning Plan like a Fox. Wile like the Coyote. This is England. Have you seen the Film w/ the kid not more than 12 pining for his set of OxBlood Docs.
R0CKET That's Great that you've got a set date more or less 29 Sept. Time then for a couple good Hikes etc.s..

Time then for a couple good Hikes etc.s..

YES i have been on a few recently.And i spend a bit of time wandering around MANCHESTER and taking in that i am FREE from certain constraints that got me feeling TRAPPED.I aim to make the most of this once i get a PASSPORT again.It has been TOO long since i used to mess about in sunny climates doing FCUK ALL. Regards ROCKET MICK

SHED wrote: YES i have been on a few recently.And i spend a bit of time

TRAPPED.I aim to make the most of this once i get a PASSPORT again.It has been TOO long since i used to mess about in sunny climates doing FCUK ALL. Regards ROCKET MICK

Attitude R0CKET.. Disco. Great week then Soldier. J.

Excuse me but why is the sky blue?

And it's not sunlight reflecting from the sea! I already carried out that experiment last week in Morecombe. I did begin the test 2 weeks ago but the trip to find the water from the beach...............well you know.

Alanf wrote: Excuse me but why is the sky blue?

And it's not sunlight reflecting from the sea! I already carried out that experiment last week in Morecombe. I did begin the test 2 weeks ago but the trip to find the water from the beach...............well you know.

oopss,dont mention sky blue to rocket,he's very united

ROCKET MICK wrote: Should all be over with by the 29th SEPTEMBER i think.

James Bond.. First Days of Fall R0CKET.

Some nerves of Steel. Hope it can be a party and all goes great. DISC0 Intended to write Man- Utd. 2- 0

ALMOST moved out.The collection got there EVENTUALLY.I move in on TUESDAY and my son remains at PLANET ROCKET until WEDNESDAY.Really excited about the move.cheers 14K

ROCKET MICK wrote: ALMOST moved out.The collection got there EVENTUALLY.I move in on TUESDAY and my son remains at PLANET ROCKET until WEDNESDAY.Really excited about the move.cheers 14K

If theres owt you dont want Sir Rocket,then you know who to pass it on to!

Mr Rocket,

Why can't I get to sleep? its 1 bloody 48am and I have to be up for 6.30am bugger!!!!

Please don't delay in your response as I need SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!

are you still awake Fats ?????

No, I can hear him snoring...

Snorri xxx

DISCO!

R0CKET

How's things..

14 K wrote: DISCO!

R0CKET

How's things..

Doin fine until my neighbours asked me to TURN the music down LAST night.Was playing RETRO Disc 3 at the time.But maintaining COMMUNITY spirit i didn't LOSE CONTROL.Later on i realized just how GOOD HERE TO STAY instrumental sounds via headphones.But i do WISH i had some HAIR.The bloody cans keep slipping off my HEAD. BORN SLIPPY indeed. PS MIKE did you get my TEXT? And how is everyone ELSE doing? Hopefully will be back online NEXT MONDAY for GOOD. Ain't no garden now so i will stay out of the SHED. SHED's DEAD Regards ROCKET MICK

Mick why don't you answer your phone?

DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote: Mick why don't you answer your phone?

It is on SILENT mode cos i am in the LIBRARY.Try again in ONE minute.:D

Rocket, why is it, that they can put man on the moon but can't invent red wine that doesn't give you a hangover?

Missy Jem wrote: Rocket, why is it, that they can put man on the moon but can't invent red wine that doesn't give you a hangover?

TRY BLUE NUN

ROCKET MICK wrote: Later on i realized just how GOOD HERE TO STAY instrumental sounds via headphones.

BORN SLIPPY indeed. Ain't no garden now so i will stay out of the SHED. SHED's DEAD Regards ROCKET MICK

Underworld's latest is Dreamy. Welcome Back Kotter.
Trust?! the new Place is Sterling and better for not having the Temptations of having, so then, using the extra storage space.

14K How goes it?

ROCKET MICK wrote: How goes it

Hey.. That's great.

Exchange s' Luck pls. For your new Place also.. Just off to the Wrecker to see 'bout Basic parts (or 2) as a Friend picked up a (n olde!) BMW. 'night.

Rocket, if 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, then why is there a keyhole/lock on it's door?

If anybody at all wanted your opinion Jeff - the thread would be called 'Ask Jeff'

Some people........... way above their station.

Anyway, I have a real question.

Mick.........why do I get so so so nervous when going for an interview and how do I need to appear totally confident when inside, I am waiting for a massive hole to appear, into which I can escape?

Mention the word shovel or shed, and I will sue.

:p

Kath just imagine the people who are interviewing you are NAKED!

and be HAPPY when you DON't get the JOB! :D

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Sub-Cultured*!* wrote: Rocket, if 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, then why is there a keyhole/lock on it's door?

erm...so the overnight guy can lock the door while he goes to the toilet...elsewise, little bastards like YOU would wait for him to go to the loo then go in and steal...

you're probably waiting for me to go take a shit so you can take my millions...

erm...so that means either:

a. you work in 7-eleven b. you own 7-eleven c. the 7-eleven cash register contain millions d. you want to have your own "ask jeff" thread e. a combination of the above f. all of the above g. none of the above

Indeed*!*

DON'T ASK JEFF!!!

Ask Mick :)

ROCKET MICK wrote: Kath just imagine the people who are interviewing you are NAKED!

Mick, if only you knew just how funny that would have been!

ROCKET MICK wrote: and be HAPPY when you DON't get the JOB! :D

I might just be!

HOW ARE you doing KATH?I heard you have had some GOOD VIBRATIONS!OR was that GOOD LUCK.Probably the FIRST.

ROCKET MICK wrote: HOW ARE you doing KATH?I heard you have had some GOOD VIBRATIONS!OR was that GOOD LUCK.Probably the FIRST.

Had to read that twice!

(oh, and I'm fine thank you) x

Oooh Errrr BUZ BUZ

:p

Heaven 17 - Temptation

The above reached position of no.2 in the charts and was the 32nd biggest selling single of 1983.

Whereas, Temptation by NO peaked at no. 29 in 1982. However it did appear 3 times in 'Trainspotting'.

They BOTH featured on the soundtrack.

Yes, I am bored!

Crushed by the wheels of industry /Crushed by the wheels of industry /crushed by the wheels WOO WOO!!!

johnny wrote: Crushed by the wheels of industry /Crushed by the wheels of industry /crushed by the wheels WOO WOO!!!

Oh bugger! Sent you a very polite, well I thought so, reply; and it hasn't appeared!

Basically it came down to asking Rocket. His word is final.

With some trepidation, I look forward to his opinion. And that of course, is final.

Deleted by: Kath on Today -

Sorry i cannot answer THAT.Did you get the JOB?I must get one soon but i can't find any MOTivation!

ROCKET MICK wrote: Deleted by: Kath on Today -

Sorry i cannot answer THAT.Did you get the JOB?I must get one soon but i can't find any MOTivation!

Still waiting to hear I must say the idea of getting the train into Bham at 8am every day, catching the train home at 6pm; being tied to a desk all day; being sensible.........it's kinda losing its appeal now....

Bloody hell kath THAT doesn't sound much FUN!Do you get the weekenDs OFF?

BTW i am trying to use FAC e BOOK thingy but i don't have the foggiest what is goin' on.I think i 'll ASK MArvin!So if any of you get any dubious messages on yer WALL(very MJ) then be patient.I'll try to leave a PRoper message ONCE i am up and RUNNING.Please don't be offended by my photos but these are before i wenT DETOX.

Every weekend off! Every night off!!

Facebook????? You'll be telling us you have a Myspace page next............

My Docs - More like :)

MIKE-did you like CONTROL soundtrack mate?

Binoche wrote: My Docs - More like :)

Ooh !Docs.

Can only mean one thing.. ! R0CKET , DISCO.
The Control Sndtr. is Fantastic. Don't chy' Think. 1/2 Thrill to have Dead Souls.. All Saints' Eve Happy Hallowe' en.. EDIT. Didn't get the colours right First Time.

so who's the royal cocksucker then Mick?

oldmonkey wrote: so who's the royal cocksucker then Mick?

I REALLY wish i knew what you are on about?Is it in the news? First i had heard about this as i don't tend to read newspapers and the TV news seems to have been bypassed by me this weekend.Well what is one supposed to think?

Mick yep, cheers for the cd, did you enjoy the copy of 'Gay Corby Lads' that Shug sent yer?

Mick , do you have any information on this mysterious Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch chap?

johnny wrote: Mick , do you have any information on this mysterious Frederik Sven Pötzsch Frederik Sven Pötzsch chap?

YES so GOOD they named him TWICE!

Mick , on the boot of the Brixton Academy gig 10th November 2005 who are those idiots surrounding DigiMike that keep on whooping and hollowing and saying "oh yeah? oh yeah!???"

"OLD ORDER! OLD ORDER!"

"AGE. OF. CON. FCUKING. CONSENT!!!""

"ANYTHING YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN THE LAST 2 FCUKING YEARS!!"

answer me , why won't you answer me....

johnny wrote: answer me , why won't you answer me....

I wasn't THERE.WAs SHUGZV?

I'm on a revenge register and am being Gangstalked , what would you recommend Rocket?

johnny wrote: Mick , on the boot of the Brixton Academy gig 10th November 2005 who are those idiots surrounding DigiMike that keep on whooping and hollowing and saying "oh yeah? oh yeah!???"

"OLD ORDER! OLD ORDER!"

"AGE. OF. CON. FCUKING. CONSENT!!!""

"ANYTHING YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN THE LAST 2 FCUKING YEARS!!"

Some of them could have been me - especially the singalongs!

MiCk,

what was the ENgurlaND score Tonite

mick,

what is termed a landslide?

XO,

agnes h. twitchingbomb

mick,

what is termed a landslide?

XO,

agnes h. twitchingbomb

:D

Mick,

Why do I need an alarm clock to part me from a duvet (most days)..........yet wake voluntarily at some unearthly hour when I don't need to be awake?

I'm feeling your pain sister.

I struggle to get up before 8 during the week, but not at weekends! Dammit!

I slept til almost 2pm today.Came downstairs thinkin it was about 10 am then saw the clock

Will you be publishing your end of year report soon Mick?

johnny wrote: Will you be publishing your end of year report soon Mick?

Probably NOT.spare you LOt the pain of reading it? BTW what has happened to DIGGY MIKE? He has fallen off the radar.

He has gone to live in an electric teepee...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: He has gone to live in an electric teepee...

!Sure hope that 'e hasn't been kiddnapped.

R0CKET.. Where's the Disco tonight.

I fell off me shed, Johnny it was frads shouting age of conF*****Gcent at Brixton :)

Thanks for clearing that up Mike

And Mick , why don't my compooter make them there bleepy noises like in the films and telly 'n stuff?

Do you need an alibi, Mick?

Holly Wood wrote: Do you need an alibi, Mick?

TEST my tribute POST TO jEMMY

BELOW

Mick why aren't you on MSN any more. Have you blocked me?

BIGINOIL wrote: Mick why aren't you on MSN any more. Have you blocked me?

It took too much of my valuable time so i just said NO!

When is Christmas over??