Will forty quid do?
As long as you can work as a travel agent too.
(How does a wee skint Scotsman get to Texas? And with my tattoo I'd last all of 2 seconds before a Texan got his shotgun and blew me away, as Roddie Frame nearly said.)
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Chrissy wrote: i hit my head very hard falling off a barstool today and got back up
it hurts very very bad
You've gotta be careful in pubs; they seats can be right barstools at times:before you know it the wee three legged swines are moving away from your arse like a homophobe at a Gay wedding!
ROCKET MICK wrote: wHERE ARE THE INSOMNIACS? Sleeping all day!
Wide awake an' wondering' what to do way myself!?
Sleep's for lightweights and Wah! fans. (Oh aye an' Psychedelic Furs fans). ...who needs it?
Awe aye wits the international dialing code for Bolliva again?
Still awake....
sorted out everything for mini Crimbo which is today!!! so fucking tired now though:\ohwell:
Where in the name of the father, the sun, and the holy moon do you insomniac pooter nerds find all these bloody games to play?
Funnily enough I saw something on facebook today that immediately made me think of you Chris...
Nooooooooooooooooooo***!***
It's started agin Mad Mental Moloch (Mwahaha, Muhuhaha, Muwhahaha, Bwahaha) Heavy Judger Of Men has become...
:D 
;) 
:computer3: 
:happytongue: :smoker2: 
...Mad Mental Malky Moron Man :stupid: I've walked to the edge of NO escape (NO hope of 
) And Laughed And Laughed And Laughed until I'd Lost Control Again and was breathless and imobile on the floor***!***
Then I looked at the clock and it said it was 5:25 (Damn thing's talking to me again***!) but I'd no eyed deer if it was/is of the am or the pm!?***
And I'm Soooooooooo 
:sleepy: 
:sleep2:
And It's X-Mass Day Tomorrow/Today***!?***
:\party: :smoker2: 
:baloon: 
:\party:
And I Don't Know Which/When It Is***!?***
Sooooooooooooooooooo***!***
It's DAYS Past My Bed Time. Night Night/Evening/Morning All: Whichever It Is***!?***
&
Have A Good Un***!***
MIMX
That's more or less what they say Mal - but you can add a couple of 'gibber, wibble, groinks' to that :(
Has anyone got a huge comedy rubber mallet?
Hit me, hit me. No, not you Jeff.
Any other offers? The drugs really don't work 
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone got a huge comedy rubber mallet?
Hit me, hit me. No, not you Jeff.
Any other offers? The drugs really don't work
Timmy says you can have his, Chris
Bah Jetlag!
You're either too tired to walk when you want to play out or wide a bastard wake at 130am when you've got work in the morning.
Anyone for Scrabble?
BIGINAMERICA wrote: NEWS
I'll give the bag a shake and get your new letters in a minute.
Hurry up,im going for my break....
