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I'm up cos this is my first of 8 nights off work and I am in the process of trying to flip over to "normal" time from "nightshift time".
That's so sensible Cambo. Thought I'd get a load of silly answers! Thought you were going to mention the old time machine and a couple of jelly babies...
Oh yeah, you weren't REALLY riding that SSL were you? I DID just dream it? 
The beauties of unemployment, staying uplate and sleeping in late......
....as to why I'mon here posting, well wife's on the rag and there ain't nothing really to do.....
ooooooo..internet porn, a married man's next best friend!
After 2am here and haven't been able to sleep for over a week or so. I broke my leg a month or so back requiring surgery and since the prescription pain killers ran out, I can't get comfortable and don't seem to get drowsy. I do manage to sleep a few hours at a time but the brace my leg is in doen't allow me much freedom to get in a comfy sleeping position. I've even tried sleeping pills to no avail. It'll be another 2 months before I can bear weight on the injured leg and lose the brace. This is hell. So, here I sit, surfing the net, watching tv, and woking on a bit of music here and there.... I'd much rather be sleeping!
Really sorry to hear that Chris :(
Well, I hope NOOL at least gives you the occasional laugh.
As for porn Edel 
that's not for respectable married men. Oh yeah...
Chris Nash wrote: Really sorry to hear that Chris :(
Well, I hope NOOL at least gives you the occasional laugh.
As for porn Edel
Always get the occassional laugh out of NOOL.
3:20 am... still wide awake... I'd feel much better if I could sleep. :(
Sorry to hear about the leg, probably can't drink I image, with meds and all...but mixing the right amount mught knock you out good..
And Chris, since when do you put "husband" and "respectable" in the same sentence? The key is too keep the standards low, and then the wives are happy with what they get.
angeldust_evildust wrote: oxycodone, eh??? nothing like the hillbilly heroin...
Actually, one of the street names for Oxy is white kids' heroin. And, it started out as an inner city drug, not in the country.
Greetings fellow insomniacs 
Just another thought to keep you awake and terrified in yer beds - Who paints the pink lighty stuff on the heads of matches? Wouldn't want to be him when he wiped his arse. Especially if he uses the 'Izal Medicated'
:moon: 
Awake because I find it liberating not having to confront the mindless masses abroad in the midday sun. Ergo my body clock is now convinced I'm an owl!
"In darkness there is no sinLight only brings the fearNothing to corrupt the eyesThere is no vision hereAt first you may find it strangeBut do not go awayThe darkness holds a powerThat you won't find in the day"
Good morning everyone :)
MIMX - nowt wrong with that. Avoid the masses at all costs. Unless you're the Pope. Think he might get into trouble for that.
How's everyone doing? I've got an absolute poop load of work to do, but that's just going to have to wait a while.
You all obviously don't sleep that much, so you may be interested (and not as terrified as other people) to find out that:
'If one dreams of falling, with the classic 'muscle-jerk' reaction in the mid point between consciousness and sleep, you're 86% more likely to die of a Myocardial Infarction (heart attack) than if you were awake.'
Don't blink, don't blink, don't blink and for god's sake don't fall asleep...
EDIT: And thanks for the Wait For The Blackout' quote MIMX. Cool song to play live ;)
Bentley wrote: It'll be another 2 months before I can bear weight on the injured leg and lose the brace. This is hell. So, here I sit, surfing the net, watching tv, and woking on a bit of music here and there.... I'd much rather be sleeping!
Ouch.. the Understatement of the.. Good !Luck swift go w/ everything. MX the Owl like that. 
Sometimes sleep's over- rated yet such a Pleasure. Six hrs can work nicely. Nervous systems etc.s need it tho. Eh.
'd gotten it wrong yet tend to consider Time spent NOOnline to be akin to the Smoking Room at the back of the Bar.. or out on the Patio to just Trade in Lies, News, Ideas and the World keeps turnin.
Mr Fuzzyhead is buzzing again Just went and stood out in the rain for a couple of minutes.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sorry. Just had to let that out. The voices will stop now. They promised.
Chris Nash wrote: Greetings fellow insomniacs
Just another thought to keep you awake and terrified in yer beds - Who paints the pink lighty stuff on the heads of matches? Wouldn't want to be him when he wiped his arse. Especially if he uses the 'Izal Medicated'
:moon:
Good one...
I do not sleep well unless I am sedated or in my own bed. Since I am not at home it is the latter.
EdelBrock wrote: Here's something that might cure it.....
...get laid. Always seems to do the trick for me:D
Erm...how do I get laid???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Here's something that might cure it.....
...get laid. Always seems to do the trick for me:D
Erm...how do I get laid???
Chrissy taught me from her experience...
....you invite an unsupecting girl in your abode, and then immediately start wanking off in front of her
Lads, lads, my lovely hairy lads, no need to talk of such tripe.
I know a perfectly good Orang Utan who would service you for a mere five dollars then beat you to sleep with a coconut. You can't say fairer than that. Okay, she's a redhead, but still.
And if you fall asleep straight after sex, you don't deserve to get it in the first place!
Chris Nash wrote: I've scared myself now.
Hiding under the duvet - thought I heard an Orang Utan outside...
Go to bed Chris
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