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I'm up cos this is my first of 8 nights off work and I am in the process of trying to flip over to "normal" time from "nightshift time".
That's so sensible Cambo. Thought I'd get a load of silly answers! Thought you were going to mention the old time machine and a couple of jelly babies...
Oh yeah, you weren't REALLY riding that SSL were you? I DID just dream it? 
The beauties of unemployment, staying uplate and sleeping in late......
....as to why I'mon here posting, well wife's on the rag and there ain't nothing really to do.....
ooooooo..internet porn, a married man's next best friend!
After 2am here and haven't been able to sleep for over a week or so. I broke my leg a month or so back requiring surgery and since the prescription pain killers ran out, I can't get comfortable and don't seem to get drowsy. I do manage to sleep a few hours at a time but the brace my leg is in doen't allow me much freedom to get in a comfy sleeping position. I've even tried sleeping pills to no avail. It'll be another 2 months before I can bear weight on the injured leg and lose the brace. This is hell. So, here I sit, surfing the net, watching tv, and woking on a bit of music here and there.... I'd much rather be sleeping!
Really sorry to hear that Chris :(
Well, I hope NOOL at least gives you the occasional laugh.
As for porn Edel 
that's not for respectable married men. Oh yeah...
Chris Nash wrote: Really sorry to hear that Chris :(
Well, I hope NOOL at least gives you the occasional laugh.
As for porn Edel
Always get the occassional laugh out of NOOL.
3:20 am... still wide awake... I'd feel much better if I could sleep. :(
Sorry to hear about the leg, probably can't drink I image, with meds and all...but mixing the right amount mught knock you out good..
And Chris, since when do you put "husband" and "respectable" in the same sentence? The key is too keep the standards low, and then the wives are happy with what they get.
angeldust_evildust wrote: oxycodone, eh??? nothing like the hillbilly heroin...
Actually, one of the street names for Oxy is white kids' heroin. And, it started out as an inner city drug, not in the country.
Greetings fellow insomniacs 
Just another thought to keep you awake and terrified in yer beds - Who paints the pink lighty stuff on the heads of matches? Wouldn't want to be him when he wiped his arse. Especially if he uses the 'Izal Medicated'
:moon: 
Awake because I find it liberating not having to confront the mindless masses abroad in the midday sun. Ergo my body clock is now convinced I'm an owl!
"In darkness there is no sinLight only brings the fearNothing to corrupt the eyesThere is no vision hereAt first you may find it strangeBut do not go awayThe darkness holds a powerThat you won't find in the day"
Good morning everyone :)
MIMX - nowt wrong with that. Avoid the masses at all costs. Unless you're the Pope. Think he might get into trouble for that.
How's everyone doing? I've got an absolute poop load of work to do, but that's just going to have to wait a while.
You all obviously don't sleep that much, so you may be interested (and not as terrified as other people) to find out that:
'If one dreams of falling, with the classic 'muscle-jerk' reaction in the mid point between consciousness and sleep, you're 86% more likely to die of a Myocardial Infarction (heart attack) than if you were awake.'
Don't blink, don't blink, don't blink and for god's sake don't fall asleep...
EDIT: And thanks for the Wait For The Blackout' quote MIMX. Cool song to play live ;)
Bentley wrote: It'll be another 2 months before I can bear weight on the injured leg and lose the brace. This is hell. So, here I sit, surfing the net, watching tv, and woking on a bit of music here and there.... I'd much rather be sleeping!
Ouch.. the Understatement of the.. Good !Luck swift go w/ everything. MX the Owl like that. 
Sometimes sleep's over- rated yet such a Pleasure. Six hrs can work nicely. Nervous systems etc.s need it tho. Eh.
'd gotten it wrong yet tend to consider Time spent NOOnline to be akin to the Smoking Room at the back of the Bar.. or out on the Patio to just Trade in Lies, News, Ideas and the World keeps turnin.
Just went and stood out in the rain for a couple of minutes.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sorry. Just had to let that out. The voices will stop now. They promised.
Chris Nash wrote: Greetings fellow insomniacs
Just another thought to keep you awake and terrified in yer beds - Who paints the pink lighty stuff on the heads of matches? Wouldn't want to be him when he wiped his arse. Especially if he uses the 'Izal Medicated'
:moon:
Good one...
I do not sleep well unless I am sedated or in my own bed. Since I am not at home it is the latter.
EdelBrock wrote: Here's something that might cure it.....
...get laid. Always seems to do the trick for me:D
Erm...how do I get laid???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Here's something that might cure it.....
...get laid. Always seems to do the trick for me:D
Erm...how do I get laid???
Chrissy taught me from her experience...
....you invite an unsupecting girl in your abode, and then immediately start wanking off in front of her
Lads, lads, my lovely hairy lads, no need to talk of such tripe.
I know a perfectly good Orang Utan who would service you for a mere five dollars then beat you to sleep with a coconut. You can't say fairer than that. Okay, she's a redhead, but still.
And if you fall asleep straight after sex, you don't deserve to get it in the first place!
Chris Nash wrote: I've scared myself now.
Hiding under the duvet - thought I heard an Orang Utan outside...
Go to bed Chris
I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive
The breasts, legs and muff maybe
EdelBrock wrote:
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive
The breasts, legs and muff maybe
you forgot arse (that'll be ASS in USA:D )
CuanaD - D-plus wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive
The breasts, legs and muff maybe
you forgot arse (that'll be ASS in USA:D )
True enough
But as my dad used to say: "turn 'em upside down and they all look the same"
So turn Rosie O'Donnell and Angelina Jolie upside down and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference?
You may as well just take the Orang Utan.... 
Chris Nash wrote:
Priceless.
Now is that, Rosie, Angelina or the redhead that CuanaD was after?
Pay her enough,
and she'll be whoever you want her to be 
I'll still not be able to sleep at 3am. And that image will haunt me Gaz. Thanks for adding to my night terrors and paranoia, but it was very funny
OMG I just noticed. It has a moustache... 
There are still rustlings in the branches in the tree outside. I locked the window but I can still hear them. There it goes again, something screamed. I need to text for help.
Here to the rescue Chris. That orangatang outside is probably pretty unruly, but with the proper techniques from this website HOW TO TAME AN ORANGATANG, I think you can handle the problem all by yerself
Good Luck!
WTF? After less than 3 minutes she wanted me to go to bed with her. THAT won't cure my insomnia :(
Thanks for trying though 
Get a job on nightshift, and thereby fool your insomnia inducing demons into thinking they've won, then you can sneak some sleep in during the day!
(doesn't work)
Starting to wonder if this warrants a poll.....Do New Order fans exhibit a statistically significant variance from the main population with regards to sleep anomallies.
2 other things I should have mentioned.....
Bently....how can you do music on a computer in that state? Or are you working in hardware in the real world (always a lot easier, less of the whole left brain right brain left brain right brain flip flop)
And , Mr Nash, good use of the Dr "don't blink" thing. The last 2 mins of that episode were priceless....right and 3 and 2 and 1 and TERRIFY THE KIDS (and Chris)
EdelBrock wrote: She's ready for you Chris
Surely not the same autumn haired temptress posted above!!!
Still, better than Kidman...who the fuck wants the sloppy seconds of an illiterate cultist.
Chris Nash wrote: OMG I just noticed. It has a moustache...
She must have missed her beauticians appointment
Steve - I know. That episode scared the living poop out of me. Just like The Daemons did all those years ago with a winged stone gargoyle terrifying everyone. Good to see John Simm (had to get a tenuous New Order link in there) as the new incarnation of The Master. He was tipped to be the next Dr, so maybe... hmmm....
Oh, and I'd LOVE a jelly baby. Thanks
Doctor? wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: She's ready for you Chris
Surely not the same autumn haired temptress posted above!!!
Amazing what a good hairstyle and some airbrushing can do eh?
Actually, looking at her with her shirt on and the hair swept back - she does brush up well ;)
Chris Nash wrote: Something else that's keeping me awake:
'Is IRONY the opposite to WRINKLY?'
Somebody help
Hmmmm.....
Now that's going to keep ME awake! 
I'm closer Sam.
Come and do mine. Mine is priority.
No actually.........I'm thinking if I do something THAT boring, I might actually get to sleep before 3............which would dead handy really......................as long as I'm not still holding the iron............
Kath, to quote the current band on your MySpace page, 'Hands off, she's mine' LOL x At least for the ironing anyway! he he he! 
Kath wrote: I'm closer Sam.
Come and do mine. Mine is priority.
No actually.........I'm thinking if I do something THAT boring, I might actually get to sleep before 3............which would dead handy really......................as long as I'm not still holding the iron............
And while I'm at it, I might be joining in this thread a bit more, providing I stay up at least another 5 and a half hours. Which can be done, really.
In the meantime I'm going to hide in the chat and giggle about the boy in my avatar.
And if you're asking about him, four words:
Hand's off--HE'S MINE!!!
Sorry Jen, I don't do boys, so yours is safe from me at any rate. As for Kath and Sam though...!
He doesn't have a spare orang utan, does he?
Just asking. Off to get the body armour...
Chris Nash wrote: Sorry Jen, I don't do boys, so yours is safe from me at any rate. As for Kath and Sam though...!
He doesn't have a spare orang utan, does he?
Just asking. Off to get the body armour.
May I suggest you run faster...............:p
Chris Nash wrote: Sorry Jen, I don't do boys, so yours is safe from me at any rate. As for Kath and Sam though...!
He doesn't have a spare orang utan, does he?
Just asking. Off to get the body armour...
No, the boyfriend doesn't have a spare orang utan, at least that I would know of. I should e-mail him about it. I don't know.
Think I should?
For pity's sake, don't ask him. He might say yes. That would be bad. For all of us.
28 Days Later...
:o 
:( :o 
:evil: :o 
Not good. Not good at all. The stuff that frightmares are made of. Thanks for REALLY cheering me up and comforting me. You're a real mate... *NOT*
Honestly didn't realise I'd posted 28 smolies there. How cool is that for coincidence? Or is it spooky and scary :( Oh B**locks...
Chris Nash wrote: 28 Days Later...
:o
Honestly didn't realise I'd posted 28 smolies there. How cool is that for coincidence? Or is it spooky and scary :( Oh B**locks...
:p
We need all the smart arses we can get. Do you have a gun? You're American, of course you do. Come, join us. NO. don't point it at ME - point it at the one with the monkey face. NOOO! I said not at me, poi... oh sod it. With friends like these...
'Blue On Blue Monday'
Chris Nash wrote: We need all the smart arses we can get. Do you have a gun? You're American, of course you do. Come, join us. NO. don't point it at ME - point it at the one with the monkey face. NOOO! I said not at me, po... oh sod it. With friends like these...
In all honesty, I am an American young lady with no such thing as a gun.
Unless, of course, you mean squirt guns. ;) Then it's alright.
We could always hunt down what they're afraid of and use that to our advantage, you know.
:wink3:
That's it! But where do we find under-ripe bananas at this time of night???
Unless we found a jolly clever chap with a time machine...
Eccles....?
Chris Nash wrote: It's gone 2am and the rustling is back...
:TextingForComfort:
*pet-pet* There there, Chris. I'll protect you.
:beer2: Now, drink up, buddy!!
Chris Nash wrote: It's 07:13 and I'm still awake...
Chris, you really do need to get some
PS No I'm not doing your bloody ironing (or yours Kath)
Chris Nash wrote: Please Sam. I haven't even got an iron
Just this once then....
then I'll get you an iron (see, that staff discount of mine at work does come in handy!)
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: It's 07:13 and I'm still awake...
Chris, you really do need to get some
PS No I'm not doing your bloody ironing (or yours Kath)
That's nice that is. There's not that much. A little under a weeks worth. So thats 5 days of a 16/17 year olds three times a day change of clothes; a lad's = which amounts to 5 pairs of boxers...........and mine! And mine is generally included in the first batch.......which is why I can never bloody well find anything to wear! .............. (Strange that she is a different size to me, yet still nicks my clothes.............I'll ask Rocket!)
Chris Nash wrote: Kath - you DON'T iron his boxers, surely??? It's not in the contract!
I do 
Anyway...........projectile vomitting wasn't in the contract either, but I had to endure it..........but I wasn't alone.........the cat got hit a few times too!
life's too short for ironing. just hang your washing out carefully. all the cool kids are doing it.
But there are primates in the garden stealing underwear from washing lines. They seem to like the ironed stuff though, so my smalls are safe. Kath - you really should start to worry now...
Crash out C. Use the zzds for a chance at a decent Fri. and weekend Eh
Chris Nash wrote: this 'sleep' thing that everyone talks about?
an Easy Day in another land Ship sails These recent threads on Husker Du then the mind goes way back 808 State around the corner, Pixies, Neu! New Order Tunes. JD's Still all that mix. Like the late mid- late 80s to early 90s.. no Orgutans in the night back then either.
Chris Nash wrote: What IS this 'sleep' thing that everyone talks about?
What IS this "ironing" thing that yous are all talking about 
Wrinkly,Glasgow
I was browsing on NOOL (surprise, surprise) and one of the 'header' pictures suddenly leapt out and smacked me with Bernard Matthews' very own giblets. It's the pic 'New Order 2005' with the lads just standing there. Phil Cunningham in that pic looks like a ginger Mark Gatiss from 'The League Of Gentlemen'. It was very, very scary.
Must be something about ginger. It's haunting me.
Oh yes, anyone seen my un-ironed pants? They've gone missing
bloodynora wrote: life's too short for ironing. just hang your washing out carefully. all the cool kids are doing it.
Marry me!
Chris Nash wrote: I was browsing on NOOL (surprise, surprise) and one of the 'header' pictures suddenly leapt out and smacked me with Bernard Matthews' very own giblets. It's the pic 'New Order 2005' with the lads just standing there. Phil Cunningham in that pic looks like a ginger Mark Gatiss from 'The League Of Gentlemen'. It was very, very scary.
Must be something about ginger. It's haunting me.
Oh yes, anyone seen my un-ironed pants? They've gone missing
Starting to worry me Chris, and you seemed so sane!
Mind you I am a renowned expert on lasting for weeks on an amount of sleep per 24 hours varying from 0-3. Eventually a sort of semi coma happens for 8 hours, from which I emerge long enough to feed, piss,smoke and check my various electronic minions, before crawling back into bed for another 6 or so, bliss. Judging by the level of mental you're approaching, I'd expect that when you do sleep, you'll wake up with a beard.
PS: have you noticed bits of your room sort of ebbing and flowing like gentle waves yet? It's a positive highlight for me, and a message that it's really time to make another sleep attempt.
Thanks for the kind thoughts Steve. Found a temporary solution. Apes don't like Kraftwerk at full volume in German. Trouble is, at that volume I can't sleep either...
I think I may be able to help with the ape problem too.
Check your garden or general environs for a giant black space brick in the proportion 1x4x9 (and so on into higher dimensions). This will be what keeps bringing the apes. Thing is, the longer you leave it, the smarter the apes get.
Would suggest you spot the reference,but Nora will beat you to it.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: don't leave any old bones lying around. bastards can learn!
Doctor? wrote:
Would suggest you spot the reference,but Nora will beat you to it.
Oh bloody nora... That woman is too clever for her own good.
And as for an ape wandering round my garden with a big bone...
Chris Nash wrote:
Oh yes, anyone seen my un-ironed pants? They've gone missing
I'M ironing them, remember???! 
Okay Sam, calm down...
And thanks. Is it okay if I pick them up on Saturday?
What did you do with Miss Gingerbody? The rustling seems to have stopped for the moment... 
Not as confusing as 14K's posts of course.Although they are great and stuff but , yer know....
I actually slept the last two nights. Shit. Doomed for another seven days with no sleep. Doesn't help that 'Dr Who' keeps scaring the living poop out of me. Feels like I'm still five years old, but I don't have a sofa to hide behind now.
To add to that, the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, and there's something tapping at my bedroom window.
*PLEASE don't let it be ginger knuckles*
Oh brilliant Steve. That makes me feel so much better. So I can rule out floating Daleks with ginger knuckles then?
As long as it's not a great big ginger Sontaran then (I know they were bald, but did you see their knuckles?) I MAY be able to sleep.
Do they even have knucles? I think they are short one finger anyway.
Could be worse, you could have sontarans and routans living next door keeping you up all night with their war across the galaxy.
Great, if it wasn't bad enough worrying about orang utans stealing my pants, I now have the terror of inter-galactic war on my doorstep. Bring back nice creatures like the Thaals or the Lepidoptera...
I don't just need my duvet now, I need a cuddle too. NO STEVE, NO!!!
Gone 2am and I'm all alone and shivering. Decided that Steve's Dr Who monsters are just fiction and calmed down a bit. Then, yes, you guessed it... rap...rap...rap. Fcuking '50 Cent'. Turned MTV off and the terrible rapping continues. I know I have no washing out on the line. Maybe they want to get it from the radiators now. Ginger bastards.
I feel odd. New pills today, list of sidies runs to 4 A4 sheets. so far, I'm just odd. They're called Roaccutane, have fun googling the side effects. They are FOR acne, but docs have found they sometimes fix my affliction too, since it is also related to hyperactive skin (makes is sound like a rash FFS!). Had 3 lectures from doc, nurse and hossy pharmacist today on subject of how to survive them. But as I said to the nurse, I'd be up for a course of leeches and a few holes in the head to let me demons out if it means I can walk in a non comedic manner again.
I didn't dare to open this thread for days because I thought it's about a band called The Insomniacs and I honestly don't care about them. 
I was wrong then.
Johnny wrote: Not as confusing as 14K's posts of course. yer know....
yea I know. Too right..
Ste. Child's play if you're keeping and getting ahead of the Game. Good luck w/ it all. Leeches and cold icky Sea- weeds almost sound an attractive viable option.
Cheers eh- the aside. dBPoweramp has a Batch Converter in a recent upgrade to its program and is a Dream.
Chris Nash wrote: Gone 2am and I'm all alone and shivering. Decided that Steve's Dr Who monsters are just fiction and calmed down a bit. Then, yes, you guessed it... rap...rap...rap. Fcuking '50 Cent'. Turned MTV off and the terrible rapping continues. I know I have no washing out on the line. Maybe they want to get it from the radiators now. Ginger bastards.
*hugs*
Nighty-night, sugah. :wink3:
P.S. *hands Chris a sledgehammer* Just in case.
Andrés wrote: Fuck...i'm the only one in nool right now
ohh well is Friday night :(
Im still here Andres
The walls are closing in. I just had a phone call and the number was 'withheld' It's nearly 1am. I'm now being stalked by ginger haired, flat faced, knuckle dragging brutes with mobile phones
Oh, hang on, it might have been a Spice Girl calling...
At least cats are smaller than orang utans Kath. And they have real problems holding mobile phones...
it's fucking pissing down rain here...and I can't even watch tv, because the silly bastards where I am staying have satellite, and it appears the dish doesn't like rain...
I'm out of beer...and it's too late to go buy more....
life is starting to suck...oh boy...now the lights just went out...thank fuck for a lap top...of course, they came right back on...
eventful night...
should I go walking in the rain just to get wet on purpose???
Move here, Jeff. It's time to get up in Europe!
It's still raining though.
And I have to spend the next two days in Falkirk
I wouldn't fit in over in Europe...
they say I talk funny...
and if it's not bad enough...the fucking frogs (honest to god frogs, there are no French in Beaumont) are now going nuts...
I'm gonna pull a Benoit here in a little bit if this shit doesn't stop...
nah...it's the latest term in killing...
see Chris Benoit...
yes...it's in poor taste...
but these fucking frogs...it's like they are mocking me!!!
oh my...if everyone else weren't asleep, I would just turn the telly up...I finally got a signal again...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: nah...it's the latest term in killing...
see Chris Benoit...
yes...it's in poor taste...
but these fucking frogs...it's like they are mocking me!!!
oh my...if everyone else weren't asleep, I would just turn the telly up...I finally got a signal again...
And I thought "frawg giggin" was just gratuitous slaughter.
Go fork em Jeff.
FROGS FROGS>>>>OH HOW I HATE THEM!!!!
Erm...I'm really thinking about hurting myself right about now...
dude...it's one in the afternoon, and the rat bastards are STILL doing it...
John Henry is correct...I may not ever be able to listen to TPK ever again...
of course, after all the rain, the back half of my mate's back yard looks like a frigging rice paddy...
I keep expecting to see the US Army drop some troops in here looking for either NVA or Viet Cong...I'm gonna have to call in some fast movers, I've got charlie all over me...
Charlie all over you Jeff? *sniff* doesn't seem right *sniff* really. Come and *sniff* stay with me mate. Stay up all night with *sniff* sledge hammers, watching *sniff* NO live and defending ourselves *sniff* from hairy ginger monsters. I still wouldn't be able to *sniff* sleep
Chris Nash wrote: Hope the frogs didn't get Jeff...
.... who would win that fight? My bet is on the frogs.......Serves Jeff right if he wanted to eat frog legs for din-din...
Jeff's American, not French. Still, if he wants to eat frogs legs... At least when he kills his tormentors he can eat them.
How the hell do you BBQ an orang utan?
Chris Nash wrote: How the hell do you BBQ an orang utan?
Smack it on the head with a rock, and shove a spit up its arse.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: How the hell do you BBQ an orang utan?
Smack it on the head with a rock, and shove a spit up its arse.
Damn. That's where I was going wrong. I spat on its head and tried sticking a rock up its arse. No wonder the bastards are keeping me awake...
Chris Nash wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: How the hell do you BBQ an orang utan?
Smack it on the head with a rock, and shove a spit up its arse.
Damn. That's where I was going wrong. I spat on its head and tried sticking a rock up its arse. No wonder the bastards are keeping me awake...
I forgot the shaving after the rock bit, and the apple in its gob.
For extra taste, I'd recommend a Tandoor marinade.
Chris Nash wrote: Charlie all over you Jeff? *sniff* doesn't seem right *sniff* really. Come and *sniff* stay with me mate. Stay up all night with *sniff* sledge hammers, watching *sniff* NO live and defending ourselves *sniff* from hairy ginger monsters. I still wouldn't be able to *sniff* sleep
oh sorry Mr. Nash...not THAT charlie..charlie was slang for the Viet Cong in Nam...
didn't mean to get your hopes up (in case we ever do get to meet up again!!!)...
I ain't got a clue as to how to get that kind of charlie...I am dull in my old age....
back in Austin now...so no more frigging frogs....whoot...
Shed Peel wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Hope the frogs didn't get Jeff...
.... who would win that fight? My bet is on the frogs.......Serves Jeff right if he wanted to eat frog legs for din-din...
ewwwww...frog legs, I don't eat that kind of crap...it can't be good for you...or me...
silly girl...
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: How the hell do you BBQ an orang utan?
Smack it on the head with a rock, and shove a spit up its arse.
Damn. That's where I was going wrong. I spat on its head and tried sticking a rock up its arse. No wonder the bastards are keeping me awake...
I forgot the shaving after the rock bit, and the apple in its gob.
For extra taste, I'd recommend a Tandoor marinade.
The shave bit must be it then. Wondered why I kept getting ginger hair stuck between my teeth.
'An apple a day keeps the apes away'
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Hope the frogs didn't get Jeff...
.... who would win that fight? My bet is on the frogs.......Serves Jeff right if he wanted to eat frog legs for din-din...
ewwwww...frog legs, I don't eat that kind of crap...it can't be good for you...or me...
silly girl...
hey, you're the one who started this discussion by claiming that the frogs were mocking you...
[BTW -- you're not paranoid...they are mocking you] 
Chris Nash wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Would suggest you spot the reference,but Nora will beat you to it.
Oh bloody nora... That woman is too clever for her own good.
is it space odyssey? i need to get me some useful skills, like sticking my tongue out and the ability to wear an air hostess uniform/leather gloves :(
chris, you are a rubbish insomniac. where are you now, hmm? lightweight.
Doctor? wrote:
bloodynora wrote: life's too short for ironing. just hang your washing out carefully. all the cool kids are doing it.
Marry me!
yeah, you want to be careful bandying rash flippancies like that about. i might just take you up on it...
They were still a hundred yards from the New Rock when the sound began.It was barely audible, yet it stopped them dead, so that they stood paralyzed on the trail with their jaws hanging slackly. A simple, maddeningly repetitious vibration, it pulsed out from the crystal; and hypnotized all who came within its spell. For the first time - and the last, for three million years - the sound of drumming was heard in Africa. The throbbing grew louder, more insistent. Presently the man-apes began to move forward, like sleepwalkers, toward the source of that compulsive sound.Sometimes they took little dancing steps, as their blood responded to rhythms that their descendants would not create for ages yet. Totally entranced, they gathered round the monolith, forgetting the hardships of the day, the perils of the approaching dusk, and the hunger in their bellies. The drumming became louder, the night darker. And as the shadows lengthened and the light drained from the sky, the crystal began to glow. First it lost its transparency, and became suffused with a pale, milky luminescence, Tantalizing, ill-defined phantoms moved across its surface and in its depths. They coalesced into bars of light and shadow, then formed intermeshing, spoked patterns that began slowly to rotate. Faster and faster spun the wheels of light, and the throbbing of the drums accelerated with them. Now utterly hypnotized, the man-apes could only stare slack-jawed into this astonishing display of pyrotechnics. They had already forgotten the instincts of their forefathers and the lessons of a lifetime; not one of them, ordinarily, would have been so far from his cave, so late in the evening. For the surrounding brush was full of frozen shapes and staring eyes, as the creatures of the night suspended their business to see what would happen next. Now the spinning wheels of light began to merge, and the spokes fused into luminous bars that slowly receded into the distance, rotating on their axes as they did so. They split into pairs and the resulting sets of lines started to oscillate across one another, slowly changing their angles of intersection. Fantastic, fleeting geometrical patterns flickered in and out of existence as the glowing grids meshed and unmeshed; and the man-apes watched, mesmerized captives of the shining crystal. They could never guess that their minds were being probed, their bodies mapped, their reactions studied, their potentials evaluated. At first, the whole tribe remained half crouching in a motionless tableau, as if frozen into stone.
Amazing though this is.....
It just does NOT tally up to clarke's amazing text.
aha! so i was right. what do i get to add to my list of prizes?
(i fully intend to collect at some point, by the way. just so you know.)
Yes, stick yourself down for another prize ;)
For me, my reward for finding Moonwatcher and the lads on youtube (for some reason, embedded youtubes on nool aint working in my Opera browser just now, hope the rest of you can see em), was also finding this.......
Brings tears every time I see it, not least cos... A. it's how it is up there and B. in 40 years nobody has made a better space sequence, all the modern movie tech on the planet wont compensate for a basic lack of intelligence on the part of the makers, Star Wars/Trek can kiss my ass, they alll look like stupid children's cartoons compared with that....fucking spaceships that make noises (when the observor is not directly in line with the engine exhaust) for god's sake!!
bloodynora wrote: aha! so i was right. what do i get to add to my list of prizes?
(i fully intend to collect at some point, by the way. just so you know.)
Sounds like you're onto a good thing Steve...! Becky, that IS what you meant isn't it? ;) Sorry, it's very late, I'm tired and sleepless and the bells won't stop...
Chris Nash wrote: Nick Knowles is campaigning to save the orang utans. Bastard.
Need another sledgehammer, Chris? ;)
[black]...gee, who the f*ck else?[/black] wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Nick Knowles is campaigning to save the orang utans. Bastard.
Need another sledgehammer, Chris? ;)
No, but Peter Gabriel does. He's working in the local chippy last I heard.....
Kath wrote:
[black]...gee, who the f*ck else?[/black] wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Nick Knowles is campaigning to save the orang utans. Bastard.
Need another sledgehammer, Chris? ;)
No, but Peter Gabriel does. He's working in the local chippy last I heard.....
Oh? Who knew? I pity the poor lad.
Doctor? wrote: pity instead the poor wretches who have to eat his pasties, they're fuckin boggin'!!
Doctor? wrote: pity instead the poor wretches who have to eat his pasties, they're fuckin boggin'!!
...erm, maybe I should give said wretches sledgehammers instead??
You bastards are still awake? It's gone 2am. Anyone would think you were insomniacs or something!
I still can't doze off before 4am these days. Yesterday it was 6am.. ugh. Sleep... must have sleep.
Chris Nash wrote: Ankle really bad Chris? :( You need a couple of pints of 'Saxon Berserker'.
It's my leg. Still healing from the surgery and I've got another week before the doctor will clear me to bear weight on it. For some reason I just can't get relaxed at night a fall asleep no matter what. It's not necessarily from the pain, it just aches enough to disrupt my slumber... it also didn't help that construction workers started hammering on a nearby roof at 8 this morning.
Chris Nash wrote: Let me guess, the construction workers were ginger and had long arms... bastards.
How'd you guess? I think they had a few frogs with them too...
ahhh..the frogs were left behind...nothing but birds around my place...oh...and squirrels...but they are generally docile creatures...not disturbing my slumber...got in at 2 this morning and actually slept until after nine...it was the frigging sun that woke me up today...
so...Chris, do we need to set up a hunting expedition...
Jeff and Chris - get your guns (and your crutches Chris). They're on the march and ringing sodding bells at the same time. It's 3am and I can't believe the bells are going.
Chris Nash wrote: Jeff and Chris - get your guns (and your crutches Chris). They're on the march and ringing sodding bells at the same time. It's 3am and I can't believe the bells are going.
Actually I thought they having a rave but it was just my cat standing on a synth...
Grabbing crutches but need to borrow a gun. The only weapon I can locate to shoot at the moment is an old can of WD40.
Chris Nash wrote: Jeff and Chris - get your guns (and your crutches Chris). They're on the march and ringing sodding bells at the same time. It's 3am and I can't believe the bells are going.
Go and seek professional help for all your noises.
The noises are REAL Ron - Fulham Football Club have bells on strings in their training ground for some daft reason (opposite my house). Wind blows = bells ring = Apes wake up = Chris wakes up...
Mr B. I have some WD40 too - you think that would work or would we just end up with lots of slippery apes and even more slippery frogs?
04:30 and this joke isn't funny anymore (sorry Morrissey, it really isn't).
Chris Nash wrote: 04:30 and this joke isn't funny anymore (sorry Morrissey, it really isn't).
*hands Chris another sledgehammer*
Time to batter up, buddy!! 
Mr. Nash, which of these do you reckon we should go hunting with???
I imagine this would probably do the job...
but for maximum carnage, I'm trying to line one of these bad boys up...
of course, if we really wanna make sure we get them, there's always this...
alas, it would wreck the entire neighborhood, and have some very nasty side-effects for YEARS...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Mr. Nash, which of these do you reckon we should go hunting with???
I imagine this would probably do the job...
but for maximum carnage, I'm trying to line one of these bad boys up...
of course, if we really wanna make sure we get them, there's always this...
alas, it would wreck the entire neighborhood, and have some very nasty side-effects for YEARS...
nothing like a bit of american overkill eh jeff?
I dunno, OLF. I usually stick to a heavy-duty baseball bat. Good old-fashioned brain-bashing.
Batter up, apes.
Of course, weapon-wise, to each his own.
vic firth 5a wood tips are about as near as i get to physical violence, although it is quite regular
old lead foot wrote: vic firth 5a wood tips are about as near as i get to physical violence, although it is quite regular
I tend to stick to a good fist-fight m'self, although I don't always enjoy a good scar-up on my left hand. Then it becomes a bitch to write. 
Otherwise...
Sunshock wrote:
old lead foot wrote: vic firth 5a wood tips are about as near as i get to physical violence, although it is quite regular
I tend to stick to a good fist-fight m'self, although I don't always enjoy a good scar-up on my left hand. Then it becomes a bitch to write.
Otherwise...
No... I can't, it's too easy
Fcuk me, I'm lost now. May as well go to sleep...
Oh and thanks for the link Chris. Bunch of scallies doing sod all really inspires me. Maybe I really WILL get some sleep tonight ;)
Missy Jem wrote:
Sunshock wrote:
old lead foot wrote: vic firth 5a wood tips are about as near as i get to physical violence, although it is quite regular
I tend to stick to a good fisting m'self, although I don't always enjoy a good scar-up on my left hand. Then it becomes a bitch to write.
Otherwise...
No... I can't, it's too easy
Why Jemma, you naughty little....
old lead foot wrote: nothing like a bit of american overkill eh jeff?
hey, if you're gonna do something, do it right!!!
there's a fly on the wall, I'm wondering if my shotgun would take care of it???
I don't own a flyswatter!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
old lead foot wrote: nothing like a bit of american overkill eh jeff?
hey, if you're gonna do something, do it right!!!
there's a fly on the wall, I'm wondering if my shotgun would take care of it???
I don't own a flyswatter!!!
try this then, a bit easier on yer paintwork but still crap for bhudists http://www.swatthefly.co.uk/index.asp
Was just thinking what a stupid product (after all, of you connect with the bastards they're toast, leccy or not). Then I saw the bit about walking through midges at night and hearing and seeing the extermination.
Suddenly looks like a must have.
Missy Jem wrote:
Sunshock wrote:
old lead foot wrote: vic firth 5a wood tips are about as near as i get to physical violence, although it is quite regular
I tend to stick to a good fist-fight m'self, although I don't always enjoy a good scar-up on my left hand. Then it becomes a bitch to write.
Otherwise...
No... I can't, I'm too easy
Snorri xxx
Doctor? wrote: Was just thinking what a stupid product (after all, of you connect with the bastards they're toast, leccy or not). Then I saw the bit about walking through midges at night and hearing and seeing the extermination.
Suddenly looks like a must have.
too right, getting one for my holidays, soon sort the little bastards
Snorrimon wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Sunshock wrote:
old lead foot wrote: vic firth 5a wood tips are about as near as i get to physical violence, although it is quite regular
I tend to stick to a good fist-fight m'self, although I don't always enjoy a good scar-up on my left hand. Then it becomes a bitch to write.
Otherwise...
No... I can't, I'm too easy
Snorri xxx
King John Honest John wrote: i'm in.
...erm, you getting distracted by them Orang Utans too, Kershaw? 
*hesitates about arming Kershaw with a sledgehammer*
Thought I might be lucky and got to bed at 10:45 last night. Still awake at 04:45. Finally got to sleep, waking up two hours later... :(
Chris Nash wrote: At least I didn't dream about THAT during my two hours sleep Steve...
You're not that weird then Chris.
Before I forget and nod off (if only..........)
Does counting sheep help? Cos, I have found that it is so cold in that field, it really doesnt work!
Should I try counting something else?
Or should I just listen to Blue Monday?
Answers on a prescription please.
Kath wrote: Before I forget and nod off (if only..........)
Does counting sheep help? Cos, I have found that it is so cold in that field, it really doesnt work!
Should I try counting something else?
Or should I just listen to Blue Monday?
Answers on a prescription please.
You could try listening to this...
Works for me, usually.
Last night I went to bed at 11pm in the vain hope of falling asleep. It went like this:
23:20 - drunk arseholes out of the pub, playing footie with tin cans in the street and fighting. Got half dressed, went downstairs and told them to fuck off home (screamed actually) They were so surprised that they actually did. Well, very large, angry half naked man with a hunting knife... wouldn't you?
12:00 - dried off my feet, went back to bed
12:40 - ducks screaming while being killed by foxes (wouldn't you?)
01:15 - Crying outside. Human crying that is. And yelling. Got dressed. Went downstairs. Turns out a mum had gone out with son and daughter, got wrecked and fallen over in our front yard. Sorted them out, dried my feet again, went to bed.
02:00 - Can't sleep, but determined not to post
02:30 - Still can't sleep. Watch a rerun of 'One Foot In The Grave'
03:15 - Settle down to sleep. Then the foxes and ducks start again
03:30 - Put on headphones to listen to music. All I can get out of then is a scratching sound. F**king Orang Utans again.
04:00 - Manage to sort out headphones but hear a loud rustling outside.
04:15 - Still can't work out what it is, but must be f**king ginger.
04:30 - Lying there awake, far too hot for an hour.
04:45 - Manage to nod off.
05:30 - Knocking on my door. Get up, no one there.
06:00 - Manage to doze off again.
06:44 - Text received.
06:47 - Sigh, get up, make a cup of tea, start work.
Kath wrote: Before I forget and nod off (if only..........)
Does counting sheep help? Cos, I have found that it is so cold in that field, it really doesnt work!
Should I try counting something else?
Or should I just listen to Blue Monday?
Answers on a prescription please.
Kath - 10mg Diazepam, one hour before bed every evening. May cause drowsiness. If affected, do not drive or operate machinery. If symptoms persist, consult your GP.
Or take double the dose and a large glass of whiskey...
Chris Nash wrote: 06:47 - Sigh, get up, make a cup of tea, start work.
That must absolutely suck.
Orang Utans again?? Should I equip you with another sledgehammer, Chris?
Thanks Jen, but at this rate, I'd start hammering People rather than apes around these parts of f**king 'Sarf Lundawn Innit'
Besides, I've got plenty of weaponery. Just illegal to use it.
However, a can of Heinz tomato soup wrapped in a Tesco's 'bag for life' and swung with force into some f**kers face - I may get away with it:
'I was on my way home from shopping at the 24 hour place down the road officers and this cnut attacked me'
It's worked before - 'shopping' isn't counted as an offensive weapon, as long as it's not a knife, gun, baton, truncheon, tazer, or orang utan.
~~~> and what's anyone prepared to do about it? Eh?
Before I forget and nod off (if only..........)
Does counting sheep help? Cos, I have found that it is so cold in that field, it really doesnt work!
Should I try counting something else?
Or should I just listen to Blue Monday?
Answers on a prescription please.
Kath - 10mg Diazepam, one hour before bed every evening. May cause drowsiness. If affected, do not drive or operate machinery. If symptoms persist, consult your GP.
Or take double the dose and a large glass of whiskey... [/qu
Tried posting this before! Done that doesnt work, and wont go down that road again. There is a reason why soneone doesnt sleep/cant sleep. Tabs are not the long term answer.
Demons.
Been entertained with good philosophical and theological debate by two very lovely and intelligent women. Gits the both of them. Now it's 05:15 and I'm still awake. I have ginger beer, I have Jaffa cakes... wait, GINGER beer???
Chris Nash wrote: Been entertained with good philosophical and theological debate by two very lovely and intelligent women. Gits the both of them. Now it's 05:15 and I'm still awake. I have ginger beer, I have Jaffa cakes... wait, GINGER beer???
and now if you don't mind, chris:
"You will need........ 3.5x10^12 identical "quantumn pairs" 2xsub gamma ray scanning lasers 1x jaffa cake
simply one of each quantumn twin pair to the departure point and the other to the destination. Next use the scanning laser to compare in sequence, each particle in the pile of quantumn twins with a corresponding particle in the target jaffa cake. now transmit the result to the destination point and apply that to the reciprocal quantumn twins, et voila! a Jaffa cake will appear out of thin (or slightly pudgy air).
NOTE: owing to Hesienberg's uncertainty principle, one cannot know what a particle is doing and where it is at the same time. While this method largely avoids this by making direct comparison rather than quantitative measurement, there is still a non zero probability that any given jaffa cake transmission may be recived with a sub-optimal smashing orangey bit in the middle, or as a lemon and lime variant, as a small venezeulan river leech, or even a mass of expanding proto hydrogen (some people believe our universe was initially created by a jaffa cake relocation gone wrong) However, in payback for these paltry risks, you DO get 2 jaffa's from one (the energy to create the second one being fed in at the destination point)."
courtesy of the good doctor. many thanks. horribly plausible as promised
Wouldn't it be easier to just go buy some more jaffa cakes???
I've got a headache after reading all that...
Thanks Becks... got Jaffa cakes now though. Steve - that really DOES sound like it's some horribly plausible sciencey thing.
Sorry Sam - I did sleep a bit in the end x
I think I'm with Jeff on this.
Personally, I'd buy more Jaffa cakes rather than screw around with some scanning lasers... 
Bought more Jaffa Cakes at 04:30
The small, brown wrinkled gentleman behind the counter at the garage gave me a very strange look. I swear his ginger arms were a bit too long for his body.
My lack of sleep is becoming a joke of the calibre of Monty Python's WWII uberjoke.
In the last week I've done several 36-40 hour stints, only to be rewarded with maybe two hours of sleep. The moment I wake for any reason, it's all over, zero chance of getting back to sleep.
In ten days the longest period of sleep I've had is 4.5 hours and that required a 40 hour waking beforehand. A typical sleep cycle for me currently would be this mornings.....went to bed at 0400, must have drifted off about a quarter past. woke at 0445 spent 15 mins trying to get back, failed and bailed, been up since.
4am. Woohoo! Up, buzzing and 'I'm The Greatest' - erm... is er playing on the stereo...
Anyone want a 4am barbecue? I'm going to get as annoying as Jenn, aren't I?
*Note to self* Take DOWNERS before sleep, not uppers
D'Oh Just fcuking solved what the problem was
Doctor? wrote: My lack of sleep is becoming a joke of the calibre of Monty Python's WWII uberjoke.
In the last week I've done several 36-40 hour stints, only to be rewarded with maybe two hours of sleep. The moment I wake for any reason, it's all over, zero chance of getting back to sleep.
In ten days the longest period of sleep I've had is 4.5 hours and that required a 40 hour waking beforehand. A typical sleep cycle for me currently would be this mornings.....went to bed at 0400, must have drifted off about a quarter past. woke at 0445 spent 15 mins trying to get back, failed and bailed, been up since.
That's terrible. Have you tried taking some melatonin? Some people find it helpful as a sleep aid.
Chris Nash wrote: *Note to self* Take DOWNERS before sleep
A good BJ always puts me right to sleep too
Thanks to Em for this one - this really IS what a couple of them sound like
Click on the 'Day 2' link.
Don't have nightmares, boys and girls. I won't - I'll still be awake... :(
Chris Nash wrote: Anyone want a 4am barbecue? I'm going to get as annoying as Jenn, aren't I?
Aww damn, there went the chocolate milk...
Shed Peel wrote:
Doctor? wrote: My lack of sleep is becoming a joke of the calibre of Monty Python's WWII uberjoke.
In the last week I've done several 36-40 hour stints, only to be rewarded with maybe two hours of sleep. The moment I wake for any reason, it's all over, zero chance of getting back to sleep.
In ten days the longest period of sleep I've had is 4.5 hours and that required a 40 hour waking beforehand. A typical sleep cycle for me currently would be this mornings.....went to bed at 0400, must have drifted off about a quarter past. woke at 0445 spent 15 mins trying to get back, failed and bailed, been up since.
That's terrible. Have you tried taking some melatonin? Some people find it helpful as a sleep aid.
Gotta be careful what I take when on these pills, me liver is on overtime coping with them, all I have tried is Valerium with limited success.
However, I can report that following a stint from 1400 yesterday till 1100 today, with no food or drink but water from 2200 (blood tests this morning to see if I can have yet MORE of these pills, JOY), I slept like a geological formation for at least 7 hours today, even if my dog DID bark me out of bed twice.
Cambo, I've been wondering, actually.
WTH are those candy-looking things in your siggy, anyway??
melatonin gives me nightmare. Ambien caused me to call people up on the phone while sleeping. Lunesta has been alright, except the waking up part is the problem.
19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote: Cambo, I've been wondering, actually.
WTH are those candy-looking things in your siggy, anyway??
JELLY BABIES JENN! JELLY BABIES!!!! :yum:
The fourth Doctor had a thing for offering them to folk in times of extreme personal danger.....eg captured by the nasty gun toting aliens and presented to their leader, out would come the little paper bag.
He also said possibly THE most intelligent thing on the subject of Jelly babies...."nobody truly evil ever eats jelly babies".
Although he scared the piss out of Leila with 'em
EDIT: more often it was nasty gun toting humans, I always like that about Dr Who, so much less up humanity's arse.
Doctor? wrote:
Although he scared the piss out of Leila with 'em
So it's true what they say - The Evil One really DOES eat babies?
I loved that line :)
Chris Nash wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Although he scared the piss out of Leila with 'em
So it's true what they say - The Evil One really DOES eat babies?
I loved that line :)
It's probably why, several stories later, he said the thing about nobody evil eating them.
I love the sweetie trail in Prate Planet, it's priceless, you will however note that he wastes predominantly liquorice allsorts and not many jelly babies.
Ohhh, so they're called 'Jelly Babies' then!? Oi, never heard of 'em. They need to be shipped to the States.
Of course, someone'll eventually have a fit and 3/4 over the name but...
Chris Nash wrote: Thanks to Em for this one - this really IS what a couple of them sound like
Click on the 'Day 2' link.
Don't have nightmares, boys and girls. I won't - I'll still be awake... :(
Skittles' is hilarious. 
Slight Angels out to Play.
Doctor? wrote: However, I can report that following a stint from 1400 yesterday till 1100 today, with no food or drink but water from 2200 (blood tests this..
Aces. Lotsa G. Luck w/ things.
Pah given up on trying to sleep.....
My head feels like it's full of all the squiggly/wiggly/creepy crawly thangs that used to live down the trap door
swap you for your Geordie orangutans Chris
ah yes the number of times women fall for that
or subject their man to the 'I'll change him' bollocks*
*I have checked the small print... minor persuasion to stop the over use of the word awesome is permitted
Minx wrote: Pah given up on trying to sleep.....
My head feels like it's full of all the squiggly/wiggly/creepy crawly thangs that used to live down the trap door
swap you for your Geordie orangutans Chris
DONE!
And John, that was really cruel - the bit where she ends up kissing the orang utan made me need to change me kecks!
Watched this one last night before going to bed and for the first time in ages I actually slept well.
It's one of those 'peaceful' scenes of English countryside - it was an advert for a car, filmed for British TV that was never broadcast because the edit suite team and the director noticed a 'ghostly' presence following the car through the countryside and they decided not to broadcast it because apparently, some poor girl was killed in a car crash on the stretch of road where they filmed. I couldn't see it, but maybe others can
Oh, you need the sound turned on for this...
Chris Nash wrote:
Minx wrote: Pah given up on trying to sleep.....
My head feels like it's full of all the squiggly/wiggly/creepy crawly thangs that used to live down the trap door
swap you for your Geordie orangutans Chris
DONE!
And John, that was really cruel - the bit where she ends up kissing the orang utan made me need to change me kecks!
YAY!
If I shave them I might just be able to cope with their presence
Oh I've gone all multi media
Chris Nash wrote: Ron, that's just not right.
Ronno, you meanie! GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Aww, need a hug, Chris? 
Chris Nash wrote: Thanks. One of those smiley ball things HAD to look ginger though, didn't it?
Beats me, darlin'. I snagged that emotie from another message board, since we don't have a hug emotie here.
Chris Nash wrote: Thanks. One of those smiley ball things HAD to look ginger though, didn't it?
I thought we were going to do swapsies???
I've already rigged up my Acme primate nets and dug a big hole in the ground and covered it with twigs and leaves.
WHAT THE HELL!?
:\peek: I am NOT coming out unless Chris is with me and we're armed with sledgehammers...!!
Sorry Chris, not what I intended......but breaking from oranatangs for the moment.....do look out for this guy: His name is Brian Peppers. The bad news is, he's a sex offender. The good news is, he's registered.
I used to like roasted Peppers. Now I think the 'Fried for 1 minute and 20 seconds' variety might be better.
Chris Nash wrote: Why are you buggers still up?
GO TO BREAD
oops...
BED!!!
Cause its only 5 pm over here.....I'm not that old yet........
£$%&*("£$%^&*(*E$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dear Engerland, build proper house in proper places, and STOP FUCKING DROWNING you selfish CUNTS!
Well said Steve, but we're a nation of surprisingly lucky idiots.
Sorry, except most of the North and East of England.
Damn. 05:40 and I still haven't slept.
The ginger bastards will rue the day...
Chris Nash wrote: Well said Steve, but we're a nation of surprisingly lucky idiots.
Sorry, except most of the North and East of England.
Damn. 05:40 and I still haven't slept.
The ginger bastards will rue the day...
CHRIS -what hours do you WORK at the moment and HOW do you MANAGE without SLEEP?
Doctor? wrote: £$%&*("£$%^&*(*E$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dear Engerland, build proper house in proper places, and STOP FUCKING DROWNING you selfish CUNTS!
...maybe I should give a tutorial on how to assemble sand bags?
Doctor? wrote: £$%&*("£$%^&*(*E$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dear Engerland, build proper house in proper places, and STOP FUCKING DROWNING you selfish CUNTS!
Hey, at least you guys don't set up levees so that you can build BELOW sealevel, right next to the ocean that is known for hurricanes.....and then when disaster strikes act totally bewildered that a disaster could have ever happened.
EdelBrock wrote:
Doctor? wrote: £$%&*("£$%^&*(*E$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dear Engerland, build proper house in proper places, and STOP FUCKING DROWNING you selfish CUNTS!
Hey, at least you guys don't set up levees so that you can build BELOW sealevel, right next to the ocean that is known for hurricanes.....and then when disaster strikes act totally bewildered that a disaster could have ever happened.
i'm sure the bewilderment was compounded indefinitely by the fact that the government did fuck all to help out.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Doctor? wrote: £$%&*("£$%^&*(*E$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dear Engerland, build proper house in proper places, and STOP FUCKING DROWNING you selfish CUNTS!
Hey, at least you guys don't set up levees so that you can build BELOW sealevel, right next to the ocean that is known for hurricanes.....and then when disaster strikes act totally bewildered that a disaster could have ever happened.
i'm sure the bewilderment was compounded indefinitely by the fact that the government did fuck all to help out.
You mean like the Mayor who didn't have a plan and cried and screamed knowing fuck all?
EdelBrock wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Doctor? wrote: £$%&*("£$%^&*(*E$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dear Engerland, build proper house in proper places, and STOP FUCKING DROWNING you selfish CUNTS!
Hey, at least you guys don't set up levees so that you can build BELOW sealevel, right next to the ocean that is known for hurricanes.....and then when disaster strikes act totally bewildered that a disaster could have ever happened.
i'm sure the bewilderment was compounded indefinitely by the fact that the government did fuck all to help out.
You mean like the Mayor who didn't have a plan and cried and screamed knowing fuck all?
easy to blame one or two locals when a whole government agency did a heckuva job doing exactly what they were supposed to do. "oh well, they're poor black democrats...let 'em swim."
Chris Nash wrote: I was just looking forward to a peaceful night's sleep, then you had to go and say...
"..the winner gets to knock fuck outta Nash.."
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Minx wrote:
Had your butt bursted lately, I take it?
Was looking up anti monkey things for Chris...hoped to find orangutan repellent but alas no
Oh look what I found under gay pope....
:p
Haven't you ever seen the Pope before? All those frilly dresses and phallic hats? I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that if you scratch any modern pope, you'll find a self-hating queen underneath.
"Mmmmm...this looks like a tasty one."
Still unsure about the current il papa, but I still think JP2 was a good man.
*and this opinion is coming from an ex-r/c!!*
19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote: Still unsure about the current il papa, but I still think JP2 was a good man.
*and this opinion is coming from an ex-r/c!!*
Nope, raging queen. Fact.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote: Still unsure about the current il papa, but I still think JP2 was a good man.
*and this opinion is coming from an ex-r/c!!*
Nope, raging queen. Fact.
Alright, whatever you say, sir.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote: Still unsure about the current il papa, but I still think JP2 was a good man.
*and this opinion is coming from an ex-r/c!!*
Nope, raging queen. Fact.
Methinks you'll be the first pope to burn in hell...
gazman wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote: Still unsure about the current il papa, but I still think JP2 was a good man.
*and this opinion is coming from an ex-r/c!!*
Nope, raging queen. Fact.
Methinks you'll be the first pope to burn in hell...
:evil:
Some medieval ones are already there, as is the one who collaborated with the Nazis.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
gazman wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote: Still unsure about the current il papa, but I still think JP2 was a good man.
*and this opinion is coming from an ex-r/c!!*
Nope, raging queen. Fact.
Methinks you'll be the first pope to burn in hell...
:evil:
Some medieval ones are already there, as is the one who collaborated with the Nazis.
*snortgiggle*
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
gazman wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5 wrote: Still unsure about the current il papa, but I still think JP2 was a good man.
*and this opinion is coming from an ex-r/c!!*
Nope, raging queen. Fact.
Methinks you'll be the first pope to burn in hell...
:evil:
Some medieval ones are already there, as is the one who collaborated with the Nazis.
Wasn't the current one either in Hitler Youth or a concentration camp guard?.. I cant remember which. Certainly has the eyes for it.
Burt Reynolds wrote: Wasn't the current one either in Hitler Youth or a concentration camp guard?.. I cant remember which. Certainly has the eyes for it.
Hitler Youth.
gazman wrote: Can we get back to orang utans please
That's it. I've got a sledgehammer for Chris. And one for m'self.
gazman wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
got any orang utans doin that
Nope, but it's a ginger doing something dirty, so I figured that would bring us back around to the start.
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