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I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive

The breasts, legs and muff maybe:read:

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EdelBrock wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive

The breasts, legs and muff maybe:read:

you forgot arse (that'll be ASS in USA:D ) :food:

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I've never had a redhead (or an orang utang - oook!) but i do think they are VERY sexy (not orang utangs) specifically the auburn shades - no idea why i find that so attractive

The breasts, legs and muff maybe:read:

you forgot arse (that'll be ASS in USA:D ) :food:

True enough:thumb:

But as my dad used to say: "turn 'em upside down and they all look the same":ignore:

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So turn Rosie O'Donnell and Angelina Jolie upside down and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference?

You may as well just take the Orang Utan.... :sick:

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:abovelol: Priceless.

Now is that, Rosie, Angelina or the redhead that CuanaD was after?

:nod:

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Chris Nash wrote: :abovelol: Priceless.

Now is that, Rosie, Angelina or the redhead that CuanaD was after?

:nod:

Pay her enough,

and she'll be whoever you want her to be :nod:

:laugh:

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I'll still not be able to sleep at 3am. And that image will haunt me Gaz. Thanks for adding to my night terrors and paranoia, but it was very funny :thumb:

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She's ready for you Chris:thumb:

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Thanks Edel - cos I don't fancy yours much...

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OMG I just noticed. It has a moustache... :eek:

There are still rustlings in the branches in the tree outside. I locked the window but I can still hear them. There it goes again, something screamed. I need to text for help.

:eek3:

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Here to the rescue Chris. That orangatang outside is probably pretty unruly, but with the proper techniques from this website HOW TO TAME AN ORANGATANG, I think you can handle the problem all by yerself

Good Luck! :thumb:

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WTF? After less than 3 minutes she wanted me to go to bed with her. THAT won't cure my insomnia :(

Thanks for trying though :beer:

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Get a job on nightshift, and thereby fool your insomnia inducing demons into thinking they've won, then you can sneak some sleep in during the day!

(doesn't work)

Starting to wonder if this warrants a poll.....Do New Order fans exhibit a statistically significant variance from the main population with regards to sleep anomallies.

2 other things I should have mentioned.....

Bently....how can you do music on a computer in that state? Or are you working in hardware in the real world (always a lot easier, less of the whole left brain right brain left brain right brain flip flop)

And , Mr Nash, good use of the Dr "don't blink" thing. The last 2 mins of that episode were priceless....right and 3 and 2 and 1 and TERRIFY THE KIDS (and Chris)

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EdelBrock wrote: She's ready for you Chris:thumb:

Surely not the same autumn haired temptress posted above!!!

Still, better than Kidman...who the fuck wants the sloppy seconds of an illiterate cultist.

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Chris Nash wrote: OMG I just noticed. It has a moustache... :eek:

:eek3:

She must have missed her beauticians appointment :nod:

:laugh:

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Steve - I know. That episode scared the living poop out of me. Just like The Daemons did all those years ago with a winged stone gargoyle terrifying everyone. Good to see John Simm (had to get a tenuous New Order link in there) as the new incarnation of The Master. He was tipped to be the next Dr, so maybe... hmmm....

Oh, and I'd LOVE a jelly baby. Thanks :thumb:

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Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: She's ready for you Chris:thumb:

Surely not the same autumn haired temptress posted above!!!

Amazing what a good hairstyle and some airbrushing can do eh?:nod:

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Actually, looking at her with her shirt on and the hair swept back - she does brush up well ;)

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Something else that's keeping me awake:

'Is IRONY the opposite to WRINKLY?'

Somebody help :cry:

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Chris Nash wrote: Something else that's keeping me awake:

'Is IRONY the opposite to WRINKLY?'

Somebody help :cry:

Hmmmm.....:scratch:

Now that's going to keep ME awake! :cry:

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If you're awake Sam, don't waste it.

Come round and do my ironing.

:laugh:

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Chris Nash wrote: If you're awake Sam, don't waste it.

Come round and do my ironing.

:laugh:

:brow:

:lol:

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I'm closer Sam.

Come and do mine. Mine is priority. :nod:

No actually.........I'm thinking if I do something THAT boring, I might actually get to sleep before 3............which would dead handy really......................as long as I'm not still holding the iron............:scratch:

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Kath, to quote the current band on your MySpace page, 'Hands off, she's mine' LOL x At least for the ironing anyway! he he he! :rofl:

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Kath wrote: I'm closer Sam.

Come and do mine. Mine is priority. :nod:

No actually.........I'm thinking if I do something THAT boring, I might actually get to sleep before 3............which would dead handy really......................as long as I'm not still holding the iron............:scratch:

:rofl:

And while I'm at it, I might be joining in this thread a bit more, providing I stay up at least another 5 and a half hours. Which can be done, really.

In the meantime I'm going to hide in the chat and giggle about the boy in my avatar.

And if you're asking about him, four words:

Hand's off--HE'S MINE!!! :abovelol:

:shine:

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Sorry Jen, I don't do boys, so yours is safe from me at any rate. As for Kath and Sam though...! :laugh:

:beer:

He doesn't have a spare orang utan, does he?

Just asking. Off to get the body armour...

:eek3:

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Chris Nash wrote: Sorry Jen, I don't do boys, so yours is safe from me at any rate. As for Kath and Sam though...! :laugh:

:beer:

He doesn't have a spare orang utan, does he?

Just asking. Off to get the body armour. :eek3:

May I suggest you run faster...............:p

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Chris Nash wrote: Sorry Jen, I don't do boys, so yours is safe from me at any rate. As for Kath and Sam though...! :laugh:

:beer:

He doesn't have a spare orang utan, does he?

Just asking. Off to get the body armour...

:eek3:

:spit: :rofl:

No, the boyfriend doesn't have a spare orang utan, at least that I would know of. :scratch: I should e-mail him about it. I don't know.

Think I should? :laugh:

:shine:

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