Insomniacs' Thread...

Chris Nash wrote: I was browsing on NOOL (surprise, surprise) and one of the 'header' pictures suddenly leapt out and smacked me with Bernard Matthews' very own giblets. It's the pic 'New Order 2005' with the lads just standing there. Phil Cunningham in that pic looks like a ginger Mark Gatiss from 'The League Of Gentlemen'. It was very, very scary.

Must be something about ginger. It's haunting me.

Oh yes, anyone seen my un-ironed pants? They've gone missing

Starting to worry me Chris, and you seemed so sane!

Mind you I am a renowned expert on lasting for weeks on an amount of sleep per 24 hours varying from 0-3. Eventually a sort of semi coma happens for 8 hours, from which I emerge long enough to feed, piss,smoke and check my various electronic minions, before crawling back into bed for another 6 or so, bliss. Judging by the level of mental you're approaching, I'd expect that when you do sleep, you'll wake up with a beard.

PS: have you noticed bits of your room sort of ebbing and flowing like gentle waves yet? It's a positive highlight for me, and a message that it's really time to make another sleep attempt.

I think I may be able to help with the ape problem too.

Check your garden or general environs for a giant black space brick in the proportion 1x4x9 (and so on into higher dimensions). This will be what keeps bringing the apes. Thing is, the longer you leave it, the smarter the apes get.

Would suggest you spot the reference,but Nora will beat you to it.

don't leave any old bones lying around. bastards can learn!

Chris Nash wrote:

Oh yes, anyone seen my un-ironed pants? They've gone missing

I'M ironing them, remember???!

Wait, im confused .Do some people actually iron boxers ??? Who does? Or not?? Erm , why?

Not as confusing as 14K's posts of course.Although they are great and stuff but , yer know....

Daleks don't knock!

(they just charge through the door ready to exterminate.)

Do they even have knucles? I think they are short one finger anyway.

Could be worse, you could have sontarans and routans living next door keeping you up all night with their war across the galaxy.

I feel odd. New pills today, list of sidies runs to 4 A4 sheets. so far, I'm just odd. They're called Roaccutane, have fun googling the side effects. They are FOR acne, but docs have found they sometimes fix my affliction too, since it is also related to hyperactive skin (makes is sound like a rash FFS!). Had 3 lectures from doc, nurse and hossy pharmacist today on subject of how to survive them. But as I said to the nurse, I'd be up for a course of leeches and a few holes in the head to let me demons out if it means I can walk in a non comedic manner again.

I didn't dare to open this thread for days because I thought it's about a band called The Insomniacs and I honestly don't care about them.

I was wrong then.

Johnny wrote: Not as confusing as 14K's posts of course. yer know....

yea I know. Too right..
Ste. Child's play if you're keeping and getting ahead of the Game. Good luck w/ it all. Leeches and cold icky Sea- weeds almost sound an attractive viable option.
Cheers eh- the aside. dBPoweramp has a Batch Converter in a recent upgrade to its program and is a Dream.

Chris Nash wrote: Gone 2am and I'm all alone and shivering. Decided that Steve's Dr Who monsters are just fiction and calmed down a bit. Then, yes, you guessed it... rap...rap...rap. Fcuking '50 Cent'. Turned MTV off and the terrible rapping continues. I know I have no washing out on the line. Maybe they want to get it from the radiators now. Ginger bastards.

*hugs*

Nighty-night, sugah. :wink3:

P.S. *hands Chris a sledgehammer* Just in case.

"is that cunt Nash sleeping yet?"

pass the sledgehammer. can't sleep.

*hands both boys sledgehammers*

Have at 'em, guys.

Whos the cunt hittin my relatives wi sledgehammers

Fuck...i'm the only one in nool right now

ohh well is Friday night :(

Andrés wrote: Fuck...i'm the only one in nool right now

ohh well is Friday night :(

Im still here Andres