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For pity's sake, don't ask him. He might say yes. That would be bad. For all of us. 
28 Days Later...
:o 
:( :o 
:evil: :o 
Not good. Not good at all. The stuff that frightmares are made of. Thanks for REALLY cheering me up and comforting me. You're a real mate... *NOT*
Honestly didn't realise I'd posted 28 smolies there. How cool is that for coincidence? Or is it spooky and scary :( Oh B**locks...
Chris Nash wrote: 28 Days Later...
:o
Honestly didn't realise I'd posted 28 smolies there. How cool is that for coincidence? Or is it spooky and scary :( Oh B**locks...
:p
We need all the smart arses we can get. Do you have a gun? You're American, of course you do. Come, join us. NO. don't point it at ME - point it at the one with the monkey face. NOOO! I said not at me, poi... oh sod it. With friends like these...
'Blue On Blue Monday'
Chris Nash wrote: We need all the smart arses we can get. Do you have a gun? You're American, of course you do. Come, join us. NO. don't point it at ME - point it at the one with the monkey face. NOOO! I said not at me, po... oh sod it. With friends like these...
In all honesty, I am an American young lady with no such thing as a gun.
Unless, of course, you mean squirt guns. ;) Then it's alright.
We could always hunt down what they're afraid of and use that to our advantage, you know.
:wink3:
That's it! But where do we find under-ripe bananas at this time of night???
Unless we found a jolly clever chap with a time machine...
Eccles....?
Chris Nash wrote: It's gone 2am and the rustling is back...
:TextingForComfort:
*pet-pet* There there, Chris. I'll protect you.
:beer2: Now, drink up, buddy!!
Chris Nash wrote: It's 07:13 and I'm still awake...
Chris, you really do need to get some 
PS No I'm not doing your bloody ironing (or yours Kath)
Chris Nash wrote: Please Sam. I haven't even got an iron
Just this once then....
then I'll get you an iron (see, that staff discount of mine at work does come in handy!)
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: It's 07:13 and I'm still awake...
Chris, you really do need to get some
PS No I'm not doing your bloody ironing (or yours Kath)
That's nice that is. There's not that much. A little under a weeks worth. So thats 5 days of a 16/17 year olds three times a day change of clothes; a lad's = which amounts to 5 pairs of boxers...........and mine! And mine is generally included in the first batch.......which is why I can never bloody well find anything to wear! .............. (Strange that she is a different size to me, yet still nicks my clothes.............I'll ask Rocket!)
Chris Nash wrote: Kath - you DON'T iron his boxers, surely??? It's not in the contract!
I do 
Anyway...........projectile vomitting wasn't in the contract either, but I had to endure it..........but I wasn't alone.........the cat got hit a few times too!
life's too short for ironing. just hang your washing out carefully. all the cool kids are doing it.
But there are primates in the garden stealing underwear from washing lines. They seem to like the ironed stuff though, so my smalls are safe. Kath - you really should start to worry now...
Crash out C. Use the zzds for a chance at a decent Fri. and weekend Eh
Chris Nash wrote: this 'sleep' thing that everyone talks about?
an Easy Day in another land Ship sails These recent threads on Husker Du then the mind goes way back 808 State around the corner, Pixies, Neu! New Order Tunes. JD's Still all that mix. Like the late mid- late 80s to early 90s.. no Orgutans in the night back then either.
Chris Nash wrote: What IS this 'sleep' thing that everyone talks about?
What IS this "ironing" thing that yous are all talking about 
Wrinkly,Glasgow
I was browsing on NOOL (surprise, surprise) and one of the 'header' pictures suddenly leapt out and smacked me with Bernard Matthews' very own giblets. It's the pic 'New Order 2005' with the lads just standing there. Phil Cunningham in that pic looks like a ginger Mark Gatiss from 'The League Of Gentlemen'. It was very, very scary.
Must be something about ginger. It's haunting me.
Oh yes, anyone seen my un-ironed pants? They've gone missing
bloodynora wrote: life's too short for ironing. just hang your washing out carefully. all the cool kids are doing it.
Marry me!
just checking....
Oh damn. We're screwed 
