Sharpen up on your dating skills... — Forum Archive

15 Jun 2007, 12:30

Yeah...this is super realistic!!!!

Dating Ariane

15 Jun 2007, 12:51

:nonono: You sure must have a lot of time on your hands...

:ignore: fuck, and i should talk...

:shine:

15 Jun 2007, 13:19

erm...any advantage I can get with the lay-deez.....

it's just practice...c'mon man...practice....we talking about practice...not the game...we talking about practice man...I mean how silly is that...

15 Jun 2007, 13:56

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Yeah...this is super realistic!!!!

You mean it's difficult to get anwhere with her? :smoking: :spit:

15 Jun 2007, 14:21

Just where are you supposed to click there? I got a 1.

15 Jun 2007, 14:29

NOOLigan wrote: Just where are you supposed to click there? I got a 1.

After about 7 attempts (!), I managed to get a 7... She ended up getting too drunk, but I managed to stay the night without going too far... :p :smoking:

Tip: Try not to kiss/grope anywhere below her neck, don't french kiss (she apparently doesn't like that!), read books, and play jazz when you turn the music on! :laugh: :smoking:

15 Jun 2007, 14:58

Nick King wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Yeah...this is super realistic!!!!

You mean it's difficult to get anwhere with her?

well...I still ain't getting any...so just like real life there!!!

15 Jun 2007, 15:01

Nick King wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Just where are you supposed to click there? I got a 1.

After about 7 attempts (!), I managed to get a 7... She ended up getting too drunk, but I managed to stay the night without going too far... :p

Tip: Try not to kiss/grope anywhere below her neck, don't french kiss (she apparently doesn't like that!), read books, and play jazz when you turn the music on!

So that's where I always go wrong. This is indeed a help. :lol:

15 Jun 2007, 15:45

mmm 7/10, not bad for a person who has never dated a girl :angry:

15 Jun 2007, 16:11

1-You introduce yourself, do whatever (just don't try to feel her up or anything) 2-Go to kitchen, get steaks 3-Drink only one glass of wine, talk to her, compliment her, then eat steaks. 4-Go to kitchen to get desert 5-Spin the bottle. It seems to always land on hot tub. 6-Drink more wine 7-Play truth or dare 8-Keep picking dare till she's naked 9-DRINK MORE WINE 10-Then work your way down until it says 'make love'

or

say something funny 2.compliment her eyes 3.touch her hair 4.kiss her 5.play rock paper scissors, select rock, you'll win most of the time 6.suggest barbecue 7.go and get wine 8.have a drink 9.look at the stars 10.eat dinner by pool 11.compliment her and talk to her over dinner, don't eat too much 12.go swimming 13.follow her out pool 14.get in hot tub 15.do (previous) steps 6-10

Still doesn't work, however... :laugh: :smoking:

15 Jun 2007, 16:41

I just got her pished in the hot tub,

"One momment,i need to go lie down" she says

cursor command is "follow her into the bedroom: :evil4:

FUCKIN PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED

:angry:

15 Jun 2007, 22:19

I fondled her on the couch and the hot tub, only for her to say she gets tired from all the kissing........

......can't seem to find the magic button that goes further....

....so is this considered cheating :scratch:

Got to go for the log ride at the amusement park..good suprise there.

15 Jun 2007, 23:10

Try www.match.com :D

15 Jun 2007, 23:19

gazman wrote: I just got her pished in the hot tub,

"One momment,i need to go lie down" she says

cursor command is "follow her into the bedroom:

FUCKIN PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED

I agree! It's a living hell! :laugh:

15 Jun 2007, 23:49

She can double-click her own mouse. :scream:

16 Jun 2007, 01:58

gazman wrote: I just got her pished in the hot tub,

"One momment,i need to go lie down" she says

cursor command is "follow her into the bedroom:

FUCKIN PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED

Tell me about it... :crazy: :shrug:

16 Jun 2007, 09:20

Nick King wrote:

gazman wrote: I just got her pished in the hot tub,

"One momment,i need to go lie down" she says

cursor command is "follow her into the bedroom:

FUCKIN PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED

Tell me about it...

You can get her topless at Lover's Lane, but some passerby yells "NICE TITTIES", and she calls it the night :angry:

But they are nice tits (for a computer) :love2:

16 Jun 2007, 10:11

Great larf, this.

16 Jun 2007, 12:59

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Yeah...this is super realistic!!!!

Dating Ariane

nice one

16 Jun 2007, 23:00

Had a great time with Ariane and her mate from the lingerie shop! Down the disco, half naked in the pool and hot tub... tits oot and fondled and then the fucking page expired, which is what I probably would have done!

It's better than real life this...! :laugh:

17 Jun 2007, 08:44

Kinda reminds me of the game Leisure Suit Larry. Thanks for the link.

17 Jun 2007, 09:27

You can download a standalone version here - it tends to avoid the crashes! :smoking:

17 Jun 2007, 12:45

Got 'All The Way'... :evil4:

When I've got more time, I'll tell you how... :nod:

Snorri xxx

17 Jun 2007, 13:19

Snorrimon wrote: Got 'All The Way'...

When I've got more time, I'll tell you how...

Snorri xxx

and just what the hell is going on that is more important than telling me how to score with an animated chick on the internet????

c'mon man...spill the frigging beans!!!

17 Jun 2007, 13:21

Snorrimon wrote: Got 'All The Way'...

When I've got more time, I'll tell you how...

Snorri xxx

You're such a tease, Snorri. :blush: Put Jeff out of his misery.

17 Jun 2007, 17:53

Hey Jeff here's an explination of the game right off of HER computer!

http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/secret.htm

17 Jun 2007, 18:03

But the blow job in the jeep was the best part...

17 Jun 2007, 18:39

FINALLY!!!

I SCORED!!!!

should I really be this excited about a computer girl???

17 Jun 2007, 22:57

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: But the blow job in the jeep was the best part...

:rofl:

18 Jun 2007, 02:25

"Do you want to take my pants off?" says Ariane,

fuckin right i do,

"Whoaaa,your movin way too fast for me"

Fucking tease :angry:

:laugh: