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Sharpen up on your dating skills...
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gazman wrote: "Do you want to take my pants off?" says Ariane,
fuckin right i do,
"Whoaaa,your movin way too fast for me"
Fucking tease
She's just teachin' yo' arse some manners, boy!!!
Of course, that's just MY own humble opinion...
EdelBrock wrote: Hey Jeff here's an explination of the game right off of HER computer!
In a span of two months, I had 2,860,785 dates. I have been kissed 1,107,743 times, and have drank 723,600 adult beverages.I have had 1,727,474 meals. I have taken my top off 336,171 times and my boobs have been fondled 307,394 times. I have gotten naked 211,065 times, 26,516 times in public places, 5,445 with an audience watching. Had sex 63,398 times, been massaged to orgasm 22,776 times, and went down 6,711 times. Only 22,581 slept over night with me in my bed. They are the real special ones, the one in a million guys... or more accurately, the 7893.29 in a million guys.
Leggy D wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Hey Jeff here's an explination of the game right off of HER computer!
In a span of two months, I had 2,860,785 dates. I have been kissed 1,107,743 times, and have drank 723,600 adult beverages.I have had 1,727,474 meals. I have taken my top off 336,171 times and my boobs have been fondled 307,394 times. I have gotten naked 211,065 times, 26,516 times in public places, 5,445 with an audience watching. Had sex 63,398 times, been massaged to orgasm 22,776 times, and went down 6,711 times. Only 22,581 slept over night with me in my bed. They are the real special ones, the one in a million guys... or more accurately, the 7893.29 in a million guys.
*cough*she's.a.slut!!!*cough*
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
Leggy D wrote: drank 723,600 adult beverages.
she's.a.slut!!!
And an alcoholic! 
Nick King wrote:
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
Leggy D wrote: drank 723,600 adult beverages.
she's.a.slut!!!
And an alcoholic!
And a fucking tease 
Keep your lips above the neckline please. I think things are getting too awkward too early. On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 4.
Ha ha, I'd have got a 10 if she'd let me go below her waistline 
Frigid cow.
The best date: Have her flash boobs after looking at the stars Go to the strip club where she does a strip show....and plays with herself Go to the tub and give full body massage have sex in tub have sex AGAIN in bed
Who said she was a whore! She told me I'm her first!!
EdelBrock wrote: Who said she was a whore! She told me I'm her first!!
I did, you cryin' little sissy boy.
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Who said she was a whore! She told me I'm her first!!
I did, you cryin' little sissy boy.
WHAT!!! You had sex with her first!!! Well, I don't mind that at all.......want to play a game of marco polo???:D
EdelBrock wrote:
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Who said she was a whore! She told me I'm her first!!
I did, you cryin' little sissy boy.
WHAT!!! You had sex with her first!!! Well, I don't mind that at all.......want to play a game of marco polo???:D
No, I didn't.
Marco... ;)
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Who said she was a whore! She told me I'm her first!!
I did, you cryin' little sissy boy.
WHAT!!! You had sex with her first!!! Well, I don't mind that at all.......want to play a game of marco polo???:D
Marco... ;)
EdelBrock wrote:
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
[lost in benidorm...] ['sunshine'] wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Who said she was a whore! She told me I'm her first!!
I did, you cryin' little sissy boy.
WHAT!!! You had sex with her first!!! Well, I don't mind that at all.......want to play a game of marco polo???:D
Marco... ;)
You sick monkey!!
*i walked right into that one, didn't i? *
