I'm Gonna Duct Tape My Mule, Boy :thumb:
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Well, if it split last time and he can't afford a new one, I'd use gaffer tape too. And maybe a bin liner, jusy in case...
That's a damn brand Leggy....the tape was designed to use for heating and air conditioning DUCT work, thus the name DUCT tape.....the brand duck a friggin company trying to be cute. :headoff:
EdelBrock wrote: That's a damn brand Leggy....the tape was designed to use for heating and air conditioning DUCT work, thus the name DUCT tape.....the brand duck a friggin company trying to be cute. :headoff:
*the joke whistles over the head*
An Excellent Idea.. most excellent. Unless a Drug Mule :(
Plain to see and 'Oil if ?! it's an option. Ideally a lash of cording 30 Odd inches- Plastic coated wire, a length of twine, or leather strip of some sort. Realistically long enough to fold at least once- Doubled to give 'bout 15inches can Fix most anythin.
DLeary or BHicks
likely have better guides- lines..
Thanks for the responses so far.
Praps some more information is required.
Me and Roy were sat in a tent and a song came on Mypod.
The chorus went "Gonna duct tape my mule, boy, Duct tape my mule"
Does anyone know that song?
Anyone know what the fcuk she's on about?
BIGINOIL wrote: Thanks for the responses so far.
Praps some more information is required.
Me and Roy were sat in a tent and a song came on Mypod.
The chorus went "Gonna duct tape my mule, boy, Duct tape my mule"
Does anyone know that song?
Anyone know what the fcuk she's on about?
Again, what. The. Hell?
BIGINOIL wrote: Thanks for the responses so far.
Praps some more information is required.
Me and Roy were sat in a tent and a song came on Mypod.
The chorus went "Gonna duct tape my mule, boy, Duct tape my mule"
Does anyone know that song?
Anyone know what the fcuk she's on about?
Are you sure it wasn't just the good drugs at Rock Ness 
Leggy D wrote: Quack quack!!
Fuckin' hell!? 
ETA: The pic wasn't showing at first, so I had to save it onto my Photobucket and post it here.
Yeah, I like the pic. Poor ducky though.
gazman wrote: Why bother,
just shoot the fucker,and get a new one
Splendid. Have to agree now that 'Oil's given a bit more to go on. Be Rude not to.
*Animadversion* wrote: make sure you duct tapesits balls if it has any. or you can make menudo with it....
Oh God no... Menudo...
MENUDO!? WHAT THE BLOODY FOOKIN' HELL!?
Please, not another Menudo.
Because if I have to see these creepos again...
...awww FUCK!!!!! 
no,no...the soup that is a semi-traditional dish from mexico...usually consisting of goat balls though...disgusting...
*Animadversion* wrote: no,no...the soup that is a semi-traditional dish from mexico...usually consisting of goat balls though...disgusting...
What type of food has someone tricked you into eating!
Real menudo is made with beef stomach lining (tripe) in a soup like base, with hominy and possible pigs feet......
EdelBrock wrote:
*Animadversion* wrote: no,no...the soup that is a semi-traditional dish from mexico...usually consisting of goat balls though...disgusting...
What type of food has someone tricked you into eating!
Real menudo is made with beef stomach lining (tripe) in a soup like base, with hominy and possible pigs feet......
I always thought tripe was fish 
Someone's mummy told them fibs to get them to eat their cow guts. 
Next time Colin, dial 2580 on your communication device, and hold it up to the speaker. Then when the tag comes back as Nana Miskouri, you can be pretty sure it was the drugs.
gazman wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
*Animadversion* wrote: no,no...the soup that is a semi-traditional dish from mexico...usually consisting of goat balls though...disgusting...
What type of food has someone tricked you into eating!
Real menudo is made with beef stomach lining (tripe) in a soup like base, with hominy and possible pigs feet......
I always thought tripe was fish
Maybe also a fish here's wikipedia if you so doubt the all honorable and knowing Edel
Leggy D wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Thanks for the responses so far.
Praps some more information is required.
Me and Roy were sat in a tent and a song came on Mypod.
The chorus went "Gonna duct tape my mule, boy, Duct tape my mule"
Does anyone know that song?
Anyone know what the fcuk she's on about?
Are you sure it wasn't just the good drugs at Rock Ness
Leggy wins £40 for correctly guessing what this thread is really about.
And no point asking anyone else who was there either. We all thought it was about duct taping mules.
I think it was on Arthur Baker's Breakin' compilation, but can't be sure.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Leggy D wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Thanks for the responses so far.
Praps some more information is required.
Me and Roy were sat in a tent and a song came on Mypod.
The chorus went "Gonna duct tape my mule, boy, Duct tape my mule"
Does anyone know that song?
Anyone know what the fcuk she's on about?
Are you sure it wasn't just the good drugs at Rock Ness
Leggy wins £40 for correctly guessing what this thread is really about.
And no point asking anyone else who was there either. We all thought it was about duct taping mules.
I think it was on Arthur Baker's Breakin' compilation, but can't be sure.
Fookin' hell, BigInOil!!
Would anyone without information about the song we heard please keep this thread clear for people who might.
Thank you.
BIGINOIL wrote: Leggy wins £40 for correctly guessing what this thread is really about.
And no point asking anyone else who was there either. We all thought it was about duct taping mules.
I think it was on Arthur Baker's Breakin' compilation, but can't be sure.
I want the cash is used 2p pieces 
I'll spend it wisely and then dig out my copy of Breakin' to see if I can get on the same astral plane
Quack Quack.
Leggy D wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Leggy wins £40 for correctly guessing what this thread is really about.
And no point asking anyone else who was there either. We all thought it was about duct taping mules.
I think it was on Arthur Baker's Breakin' compilation, but can't be sure.
I'll spend it wisely and then dig out my copy of Breakin' to see if I can get on the same astral plane
Quack Quack.
Biggy, the trouble is that you never know when it's an Arthur Baker comilation, or just your mp3 player on shuffle 
Dave, you do indeed win £40, it was the soundtrak to one of THEM conversations. After we were alerted to the curious chorus of 'duct tape my mule, boy'..........I declared that women couldn't use duct tape properly.
Only minutes later, a girl nearby our tent started to mend her own tent with.......you've guessed it........duct tape. I know it seems nothing now but it was hilarious ahem...at the time
I can't remember that at all!
Fucking hell, it's a good job the break between football seasons isn't any longer than it is
The things we have to do to keep ourselves entertained.
(And I don't even like football!)
Royser wrote:
Leggy D wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Leggy wins £40 for correctly guessing what this thread is really about.
And no point asking anyone else who was there either. We all thought it was about duct taping mules.
I think it was on Arthur Baker's Breakin' compilation, but can't be sure.
I'll spend it wisely and then dig out my copy of Breakin' to see if I can get on the same astral plane
Quack Quack.
Biggy, the trouble is that you never know when it's an Arthur Baker comilation, or just your mp3 player on shuffle
Dave, you do indeed win £40, it was the soundtrak to one of THEM conversations. After we were alerted to the curious chorus of 'duct tape my mule, boy'..........I declared that women couldn't use duct tape properly. Only minutes later, a girl nearby our tent started to mend her own tent with.......you've guessed it........duct tape. I know it seems nothing now but it was hilarious ahem...at the time
A "what's your favourite cheese and why" moment.
Bah! I thought DJ Glas was gonna give us the answer then.
But no, he just wanted to talk about cheese again.
I can see some research is required.
GlasVegas wrote:
Royser wrote:
Leggy D wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Leggy wins £40 for correctly guessing what this thread is really about.
And no point asking anyone else who was there either. We all thought it was about duct taping mules.
I think it was on Arthur Baker's Breakin' compilation, but can't be sure.
I'll spend it wisely and then dig out my copy of Breakin' to see if I can get on the same astral plane
Quack Quack.
Biggy, the trouble is that you never know when it's an Arthur Baker comilation, or just your mp3 player on shuffle
Dave, you do indeed win £40, it was the soundtrak to one of THEM conversations. After we were alerted to the curious chorus of 'duct tape my mule, boy'..........I declared that women couldn't use duct tape properly. Only minutes later, a girl nearby our tent started to mend her own tent with.......you've guessed it........duct tape. I know it seems nothing now but it was hilarious ahem...at the time
A "what's your favourite cheese and why" moment.
Question: Why? Answer: because it's versatile
