The following squads have just been annouced : BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo (r) Hydrochlorofluoro Aristotle
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Fuckov Taykitov
SUBS: Rubitov Gechakitov Sodov Pastryshev Najinsky Desert Orchid
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS: NonU ManU Stuffyiou Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen Finallygaveupcountinssen Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Toonsgotkenni Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni
SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Labor Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key Burrito Speedy Gonzalez Tequila Caramba
News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow. Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
In related news there has been a major drug bust at Newcastle involving six players :
Shearer Cort Dyer Given Bellamy Speed (boom boom)
