My Housemate (O/T)

... is an absolute nonce and i hate him with a passion. It would take me far to long to list all the things he has done that piss me off so much. Right now he is bouncing off the walls downstairs shouting and singing to himself after spending the afternoon snorting coke. What an idiot.

Just had to get that off my chest.

Yeah, what's he singin, Wonderboy...? Or couldn't you even bear to listen? ;)

it seems to be in chinese, but keeps lapsing into "ha ha this a-way, ha ha that a-way"

I'm completely serious about this, its not a joke.

...and there's no way you could move out, Sgt. Major T....?

:(

Originally posted by janaki ...and there's no way you could move out, Sgt. Major T....?:(

In 2 and a half weeks i'll be back in sheffield and then in september i'll be living in stoke with my other two normal housemates. :D

oh, that's right. nearly forgot. :D

good for you, then...but what're you gonna do for the next 2.5 weeks?

and has he been like this the whole time? just how long have you been putting up with this crap?

Hit him over the head very hard with a shovel and bury the body in a cemetry the police will never think of looking there.

I've been putting up with this crap since september last year.

well, you've got far more patience than i think i'd ever have, that's for sure.

does he do the same sort of thing all the time, or is it varying levels of idiocy?

Originally posted by janaki well, you've got far more patience than i think i'd ever have, that's for sure. does he do the same sort of thing all the time, or is it varying levels of idiocy?

Basically he is a drug addict who is sponging off the government cos he hurt his head about 5 years ago and he plans to do nothing with his life. He lives off my food, takeaways and drugs. He is a constant annoyance. and before anyone asks why did we move in with him, he seemed normal at first!!

i have the same problem with my roommate. i feel your pain.

Originally posted by El Jarvo Monster > Originally posted by Sergeant Major Tarantino> He lives off my food, takeaways and drugs.

Er, am I the only one here who thinks this bloke actually sounds part-way coo-el?

Fuck off!!! try living with him for 10 seconds and you'll soon change your mind!

your roomie isn't an ex-Happy Monday, is he? ;)

Look at shaun ryder now, thats what my roomie will look like in 15 years or so.

Originally posted by Sergeant Major Tarantino Look at shaun ryder now, thats what my roomie will look like in 15 years or so.

Only 15 years? don't ya mean 15 months more like??

He's a student and he can afford Coke? That makes him a wanker.

Major, I feel your pain as well, as has been documented before, my flatmate is the biggest tosser I've ever met. A rude, arrogant, witless, whistling, oversized, posh, spoilt, home counties, ugly, boring, friendless, Spurs supporting loser.

An idea of what a loser he is: He bought one of his ex-uni mates to stay at our place, went out and got pissed, rolled in at 3 in the morning, and started playing Andrew Lloyd Webber duets with him on his crappy keyboard.

Give me your thieving druggie housemate any day.

Originally posted by El Jarvo Monster > Originally posted by Sergeant Major Tarantino> He lives off my food, takeaways and drugs.

Er, am I the only one here who thinks this bloke actually sounds part-way coo-el?

MAJOR i could always move in with you,he would leave as soon as i started going on about my collection and how KING CRIMSON are great. ROCKET FAWLTY TOWERS MICK

I had a roomie first semester of college who was into Phish....and nothing else. I went through his cd collection one day, apart from an Eric Clapton cd and maybe a tape of the Dead, all he had was Phish. It used to drive me nuts having to listen to his half-assed written songs in the style of Phish and pretend I liked them. God, what a wanker........

Originally posted by Seb Briggs He's a student and he can afford Coke? That makes him a wanker. Major, I feel your pain as well, as has been documented before, my flatmate is the biggest tosser I've ever met. A rude, arrogant, witless, whistling, oversized, posh, spoilt, home counties, ugly, boring, friendless, Spurs supporting loser. An idea of what a loser he is: He bought one of his ex-uni mates to stay at our place, went out and got pissed, rolled in at 3 in the morning, and started playing Andrew Lloyd Webber duets with him on his crappy keyboard.Give me your thieving druggie housemate any day.

Here is an example of how much of loser my house mate is: He DJ's drum and bass (really badly), and one night after a gig he invited the entire club back to the house for an all night party when he knew full well i had a very important exam at 9am the following morning. I didn't get to sleep until 7am. I failed the exam.

Don't let the bastard get you down! I lived with someone exactly like that at uni, who was also prone to violent outbursts. Last I heard he was living on his own in a shit hole, with no friends and no life. I'm sure a similar fate will meet your fella, whereas you will go on to live a charmed and happy life, once you have nowt more to do with the loser! :D

Originally posted by Sergeant Major Tarantino I'm completely serious about this, its not a joke.

It's not even funny :)

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I had a roomie first semester of college who was into Phish....and nothing else. I went through his cd collection one day, apart from an Eric Clapton cd and maybe a tape of the Dead, all he had was Phish. It used to drive me nuts having to listen to his half-assed written songs in the style of Phish and pretend I liked them. God, what a wanker........

Trevor,

My best friend and I are attempting to start some sort of band and we decided to let our new friend Jeff in on it. He can't sing, can't play anything, has no sense of anykind of rythym, but he and his girlfriend are apparently writing music and lyrics for us in the style of...you guessed it, Phish. I had to sit down and watch Phish documentaries, and rehearse Phish songs (as if there is any chance in hell that I'm going to play that crap), and listen to his ideas for our band. As in "Phish does this, we should too. Phish is cool, I like Phish. Blah Blah Blah Phish" What a lame-fuck!! What's more is that his funk-ridden hippy wannabe girlfriend has taken it upon herself to find no talent sax, tenor sax, baritone sax, banjo and bongo-drum playing losers. Anyway, none of these people are my roommates, thank God. So I really have no point, other than that Phish sucks.