Your wife's duties

Sick of everything. Here are my 9 theses that I put upon our refrigerator last night. In the end, I'm adult, life is too short, why I have to postpone something, care about something... We all shall fucking die, right? "We're all made out of stars" (Moby).

My wife's duties:

1. Clean the house.
2. Cook dinners and suppers.
3. Work and bring money.
4. Understand and embrace Ian's preferences: his love for indie music (New Order particularly), books, dance music, fashion clothing and traveling.
5. Be responsive to Ian's moral judgment.
6. Follow Ian's vision about finances.
7. Be happy when Ian's present.
8. Make pleasant surprises for Ian.
9. Be ready for Ian's desires. That's it. Do you have any written statutes for the significant other?

This is a joke, right? Or are you really more Borat than Borat?

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Sick of everything. Here are my 9 theses that I put upon our refrigerator last night. In the end, I'm adult, life is too short, why I have to postpone something, care about something... We all shall fucking die, right? "We're all made out of stars" (Moby).

My wife's duties:

1. Clean the house.
2. Cook dinners and suppers.
3. Work and bring money.
4. Understand and embrace Ian's preferences: his love for indie music (New Order particularly), books, dance music, fashion clothing and traveling.
5. Be responsive to Ian's moral judgment.
6. Follow Ian's vision about finances.
7. Be happy when Ian's present.
8. Make pleasant surprises for Ian.
9. Be ready for Ian's desires. That's it. Do you have any written statutes for the significant other?

looks like your wife's life is going to be made even shorter than yours .....

There was a joke I got the other day that said that some men have celibacy thrust on them. I think you may fall into that category very soon and you'll have to start getting comfortable on the sofa.

oldmonkey wrote: This is a joke, right? Or are you really more Borat than Borat?

In return i give her dress, colour TV remote control, but if she cheat on me, i crush her

mow the lawn should be in there too and empty the clippings

50/50 as long as im always first. And right...

Im only joking about the first & right, its equal all the way in our house. No point in it if its not a partnership is there?

I'd suggest a clause stating that one of you gets anal, but I think you've just nominated yourself in more ways than one.

King John Honest John wrote: mow the lawn should be in there too and empty the clippings

Thanks for the reminder.......

When I fist read it I thought she had to do all that stuff for Ian Curtis

oldmonkey wrote: This is a joke, right? Or are you really more Borat than Borat?

Right on OM, there should be a 50/50 relationship in any marriage. Like in mine, I get hungry and my wife cooks me food. I get the dishes dirty and she washes them. I get my clothes dirty and she washes them. I get the house dirty and she cleans it. 50/50 is the way it should be!:D

So Ian, how was that first night of sleeping in the bathtub?

NOOLigan wrote: So Ian, how was that first night of sleeping in the bathtub?

She saw it and laughed and admitted that she is up to some of the theses. But we have to work on.

My boyfriend has duties because he "works" at home and I have a 90 minute commute each way.

1. Clean
2. Cook or order dinner for when Chrissy is home
3. If you do not do both 1 and 2, don't expect sex

He sleeps on the couch

Bet you are a real ball buster Chrissy Do you keep the poor lads balls in yer purse an'all?

Steve One wrote: 50/50 as long as im always first. And right...

Im only joking about the first & right, its equal all the way in our house. No point in it if its not a partnership is there?

Quite right Ste,

my Mrs is not only my Mrs, shes my best pal as well

can you tell im looking for my hole tonight

Boatraceface wrote: Bet you are a real ball buster Chrissy Do you keep the poor lads balls in yer purse an'all?

he's too scouse to let me do that..

that's why the house is never clean haha

Chrissy wrote: My boyfriend has duties because he "works" at home and I have a 90 minute commute each way.

1. Clean
2. Cook or order dinner for when Chrissy is home
3. If you do not do both 1 and 2, don't expect sex

He sleeps on the couch

poor man, he works for sex...well, nothing is free

Chrissy wrote: My boyfriend has duties because he "works" at home and I have a 90 minute commute each way.

1. Clean
2. Cook or order dinner for when Chrissy is home
3. If you do not do both 1 and 2, don't expect sex

He sleeps on the couch

That's so Marxist.

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Sick of everything. "We're all made out of stars" (Mooby).

My wife's duties:

1. Clean the house.
2. Cook dinners and suppers.
3. Work and bring money.
4. Understand and embrace Ian's preferences: his love for indie music (New Order particularly), books, dance music, fashion clothing and traveling.
5. Be responsive to Ian's moral judgment.
6. Follow Ian's vision about finances.
7. Be happy when Ian's present.
8. Make pleasant surprises for Ian.
9. Be ready for Ian's desires. That's it. Do you have any written statutes for the significant other?

So what are your (the husband's) duties? You must make a list also.

Sadly, This list is probably as good or better than 75% of the wives of the world have life. "Be responsive to Ian's moral judgement" is pretty frightening any way you cut it thou, what the heck does that mean?

I'd just be happy to have somebody who would like to be with me, and maybe liking to give rimjobs would be a big plus but not a mandatory chore.

pumped full of drugs wrote: [ and maybe liking to give rimjobs would be a big plus but not a mandatory chore.

an oxymoron definately...if you don't make it a mandatory chore, rimjobs disappear faster than a a box of chocolates near Rosie odonnell

Chrissy wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Bet you are a real ball buster Chrissy Do you keep the poor lads balls in yer purse an'all?

he's too scouse to let me do that..

that's why the house is never clean haha

So you end up with a dirty house and no anal....what a pity