Paris....The NEW Bongo

Well after getting out of prison, Paris claims to be "reborn"...and with that she stated:

"I feel like being in the spotlight, I have a platform where I can raise awareness for so many great causes and just do so much with this instead of superficial things like going out," she said. "I want to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis."

Larry King Interview

did she get this bug up her arse due to all the televised specials of Diana's death she was forced to watch in prison?...

Can't see her new found Saintness lasting long, a night on the tiles and normal service will be resumed

is this really worth discussing here? surely NOOL can place a moratorium on anything the dumb twat does.

Exciting times

Johnny wrote: Exciting times

...yeah, that.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: is this really worth discussing here? surely NOOL can place a moratorium on anything the dumb twat does.

At least until she does the one thing we want her to, and dies horribly in pain.

I want her to do a couple of things, actually.

She'd probably enjoy them, as well

Bacon sarnie all gone. I'm off to Falkirk now.

Paris, if you're reading this, I'll be staying at the same hotel as last time. Just ask for me at reception, they will show you to my room. We'll probably nip out for a curry later, you can wait for me in my room if I'm not there. Have a bath or something (but leave some dry towels for me you selfish cow).

Later x

BIGINOIL wrote: Bacon sarnie all gone. I'm off to Falkirk now.

Paris, if you're reading this, I'll be staying at the same hotel as last time. Just ask for me at reception, they will show you to my room. We'll probably nip out for a curry later, you can wait for me in my room if I'm not there. Have a bath or something (but leave some dry towels for me you selfish cow).

Later x

Biggie, you might want to know that jail time kinda changed her since you last met....you know how they like to post old photos with their profiles, well here's a more recent one.....

Sorry:(

Haha! This is funny dudes!

Have you heard of the latest "news" scandal that involves Paris Hilton? Its about this MSNBC Anchor who rips up Paris Hilton News Story, literally! Mika Brzezinski, anchor of msnbc's Morning Joe, refuses to talk about Paris Hilton. Here is it:

Indeed!

glad someone put that up, mika

There may be some thin hope for the species yet.

Hey doc, how thin is this thin hope you're talking about?

Indeed!

Stupid bint wants her fanny kickin in! ,nuff said!

Chris Nash wrote: Careful Nutsy, you'd lose your foot...