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Stretch your talents as a condom tester..

Fri Jul 6, 9:41 AM ET

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.

"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.

The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said.

In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.

Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.

"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.

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do the noddy's come with a free chick?

:shrug:

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King John Honest John wrote: do the noddy's come with a free chick?

:shrug:

Aye,someone has to clean up the mess. :\party:

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It is a hard life.

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erm...Ronno, you would have to actually have sex to be a tester...

that leaves YOU out...

bwahahahaha

I am fucking evil...

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King John Honest John wrote: do the noddy's come with a free chick?

:shrug:

Nah, you're gonna do it with your wife. That's why they're out looking for 'testers.' Otherwise, if it comes with a free chick, they won't have a hard time looking for 'testers.':lol:

Indeed!

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Sub-Cultured wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: do the noddy's come with a free chick?

:shrug:

Nah, you're gonna do it with your wife. That's why they're out looking for 'testers.' Otherwise, if it comes with a free chick, they won't have a hard time looking for 'testers.':lol:

Indeed!

Well, when I was married, we never used a condom...so I don't know that your theory is correct...

oh...and married people don't have sex either...

wait...did I just contradict myself???

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...Ronno, you would have to actually have sex to be a tester...

that leaves YOU out...

bwahahahaha

I am fucking evil...

those who constantly go on about it are usually lacking in that department.

so how is single life these days Jeffers?

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NOOLigan wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...Ronno, you would have to actually have sex to be a tester...

that leaves YOU out...

bwahahahaha

I am fucking evil...

those who constantly go on about it are usually lacking in that department.

so how is single life these days Jeffers?

My hand and I make a lovely couple, thanks for asking...

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The other hand is busy operating the computer...gotta have p@rn for a good wank...

I especially enjoy the site with all the midgets...erm...make that little people...

don't wanna piss anybody off...

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farm sex...what the hell???

wait...you ain't implying that I enjoy bestiality are you???

course, if you met my ex-wife...ooooh...gonna stop right there...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...Ronno, you would have to actually have sex to be a tester...

that leaves YOU out...

bwahahahaha

I am fucking evil...

those who constantly go on about it are usually lacking in that department.

so how is single life these days Jeffers?

My hand and I make a lovely couple, thanks for asking...

Somewhere in there, there is a line about shaking hands with the unemployed, but i haven't yet woken up enough to think of it. :p

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:abovelol: :rofl: :abovelol: :rofl: :abovelol:

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I walked in to a sex show bar in Amsterdam last week and asked for an application form.

Couldn't believe how polite the guy on the door was. "You wanna be in the show? We aren't looking for anyone at the moment, sir. But keep asking back, you never know..."

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