Look at this dick...!
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How come he's stopped counting? How come he's just sittin there, on his fuckin laptop??
Its a webcam of someone not counting to a million.
What a twat.
Can't we all ring him up and shout random numbers to put him off?
I can recite the alphabet backwards while standing on my head if anybody's interested..?
No, I thought not.
The combination of his soothing dulcet tones and pacing up and down is oddly hypnotic.
He could probably do something morew worthwhile though. Like lose some weight.
Or get a shave.
Or get a life...
Missy Jem wrote: Can't we all ring him up and shout random numbers to put him off?
I can recite the alphabet backwards while standing on my head if anybody's interested..?
No, I thought not.
If you could juggle three working chainsaws at the same time, I might feign interest... 
Snorri xxx
I'm sorry but someone on the Internet who is counting to a million just isn't in the same dick league as the stars of this set of websites who probably couldn't even count to a hundred:
He might be a "dick" but he's now likely to be a fabulously wealthy "dick"!
Anybody that knows anything about online advertising will be aware that he is now sitting on premium online real-estate. How much do you reckon HSBC are paying him for that big banner ad along the top? Thousands. Per day.
I've been waiting for someone to come up with the next Million Dollar Homepage (remember that?) and I think it might be this bloke. Well done ya big eejit! 
