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Just been given a £30 bottle of red win at work for swapping a shift with someone. I dont like to drink the stuff, so does anyone know what the fuck I should do with it?
I dont want to consult my cook books as they are somewhere in my store cupboard. Probably at the bottom.
Give to someone for a birthday or christmas present. Don't like the stuff either but could drink it if need be, much prefer white.
Uncle Liam wrote: Just been given a £30 bottle of red win at work for swapping a shift with someone. I dont like to drink the stuff, so does anyone know what the fuck I should do with it?
I dont want to consult my cook books as they are somewhere in my store cupboard. Probably at the bottom.
Offer it up to Jemma...then watch the comedy that follows...
good stuff!!!
You could, of course, use the same bottle of red wine to give to someone else who agrees a shift change with you in the future!
(Assuming it's not the same person)!
Whats the date/make on the label? Sounds like a wine that might gain value with age.
Don't waste it on cooking.
Actually, fuck it, give it to Jem.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Nick, what would be wrong with giving it back to the same person???
True - let's just hope they don't have a long-term memory! 
Burt Reynolds wrote: Whats the date/make on the label? Sounds like a wine that might gain value with age.
Don't waste it on cooking.
Actually, fuck it, give it to Jem.
Defo give it to Hicksy, entertainment for all.
Bit too up market for her mind you 
doubt you'd get much for it - i wouldn't buy wine from an individual - no idea how it had been kept, could have been ruined by storing it at wrong temperature etc
Uncle Liam wrote: Just been given a £30 bottle of red win at work for swapping a shift with someone. I dont like to drink the stuff, so does anyone know what the fuck I should do with it?
Drink it with a tin of sweetcorn.
Poor man's colonic irrigation! 
El Jarvo wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Just been given a £30 bottle of red win at work for swapping a shift with someone. I dont like to drink the stuff, so does anyone know what the fuck I should do with it?
Drink it with a tin of sweetcorn.
Poor man's colonic irrigation!
Peanuts are better, then he can make a few quid on the side pebble-dashing houses.
its me you should send it to liam,then i can drink it when i get home from pub on saturday and post on here about it after 
this story just don't sound right.
some wood duck in the office gives Leo a freebie worth 30nicker just coz he swapped shifts.
nahh...i'm not avin it.
Uncle Liam wrote: well fuck off then!
go on admit it. you made it up. coz ur a boring bastard, and you needed the attention go on. go on.
King John Honest John wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: well fuck off then!
go on admit it. you made it up. coz ur a boring bastard, and you needed the attention go on. go on.
Yes, i admit it, I made the whole thing up, because I'm a boring bastard. 
The thing is, John, you've probably never even seen a £30 bottle of wine, so I dont see why your contributing to this. So why dont you fuck off back under that rock you crawled under from, and leave everyone else to make their suggestions.
Oh, and the fact that you are calling me boring is really, really quite hypocritical. But if you have any issues with that you can take it up with me on Saturday.
Might I suggest you give that vino to Kirshaw after he's battered you Liam...
To the victor goes the spoils...
Or you could just neck it and start throwing windmills at every scouse at Aintree 
Uncle Liam wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: well fuck off then!
go on admit it. you made it up. coz ur a boring bastard, and you needed the attention go on. go on.
Yes, i admit it, I made the whole thing up, because I'm a boring bastard.
The thing is, John, you've probably never even seen a £30 bottle of wine, so I dont see why your contributing to this. So why dont you fuck off back under that rock you crawled under from, and leave everyone else to make their suggestions.
Oh, and the fact that you are calling me boring is really, really quite hypocritical. But if you have any issues with that you can take it up with me on Saturday.
leave everyone to make their suggestions.
classic
if you see me. come over and prod me in the chest if you like. its entirely up to you.
Uncle Liam wrote: Just been given a £30 bottle of red win at work for swapping a shift with someone. I dont like to drink the stuff, so does anyone know what the fuck I should do with it?
Use your imagination!
Big Black wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Just been given a £30 bottle of red win at work for swapping a shift with someone. I dont like to drink the stuff, so does anyone know what the fuck I should do with it?
Use your imagination!
that could turn messy Chris, and may well require hospital treatment.
NOOLigan wrote: This kinda seems appropriate.
God! Haven't seen that for ages. The scene where he's smashed under the arches - just a stones throw from where I work - I use the term loosely!
Kath wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: This kinda seems appropriate.
God! Haven't seen that for ages. The scene where he's smashed under the arches - just a stones throw from where I work - I use the term loosely!
you been smashed there too? ;)
A number of replies crossed my mind then...........
But I thought better of it.
So..........
Kath wrote: A number of replies crossed my mind then...........
But I thought better of it.
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oh it is true then.
NOOLigan wrote:
Kath wrote: A number of replies crossed my mind then...........
But I thought better of it.
So..........
oh it is true then.
Oh, how so very dare you!
Kath wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Kath wrote: A number of replies crossed my mind then...........
But I thought better of it.
So..........
oh it is true then.
Oh, how so very dare you!
sing along now. Red red wine...
Chances are he got the bottle in the same manner you did, and it's likely that it tastes no different than a good 5 dollar red wine. Just drink it and hope it doesn't taste like shit.
