AWESOME!!!

Alright, I never really got why this bothered the Engerlish so much...but I just finished watching a little spot where a reporter was speaking with some American gals about this David Beckham character (some of you may have heard of him, plays some game called football, used to play for Manchester United. Appears he must be the greatest footballer ever, because the LA Galaxy are giving him something like a bazillion dollars to come play. Of course, with the relative weakness of the dollar, Becks will only be earning the equivalent of One Pound, Ninety pence per week, but his wife is a world famous singer. She used to be in a band called East 17...I think, but anyways, she is mega-talented, and everyone loves her (even if she does look like a barbie doll with a terrible haircut), so maybe they will be okay. Besides, they are buddies with Tom Cruise and his slave, oops, I mean wife, Katie Holmes. Their child must be the messiah, because there is no way in hell that a gay man lie Tom Cruise could impregnate, Katie, just not gonna happen. oh crap, I just realized, I've completely hijacked my thread, before I ever really even started it. SHIT)....

Okay...back to the real point, like I said, the reporter was talking to this group of three girls about Becks coming to America, and I shit you not, in the approximately 30 seconds that these three were on the telly, they used the word AWESOME 8 times. 8 Fucking TIMES...they couldn't use other words, like great, or outstanding...nope...AWESOME...

I am going to try and incorporate this word into my conversations on a daily basis, that way I will sound more like my fellow Americans!!!

AWESOME!!!

Spice Girls? You mean she wasn't in East 17?

AWESOME!!!

Sub-Cultured wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Besides, they are buddies with Tom Cruise and his slave, oops, I mean wife, Katie Holmes. Their child must be the messiah, because there is no way in hell that a gay man like Tom Cruise could impregnate, Katie, just not gonna happen.

If you call the child of Tom Cruise a messiah, then what would you call the child of Michael jackson???

Indeed?

now dammit, don't go letting things like facts get in the way of my story...truth be told, I forgot all about Whacko Jacko....

thanks for dredging those memories up...just for that, you shall be included in my next version of Becks and Posh do America!!!

ahhh... you liked it,

AWESOME!!!

I thought it was on Fox Soccer Chanel, but I can't be positive..

Speaking of AWESOME, check in on Lil Bush on Comedy Central in 30 minutes, he's sure to say it at least ONCE!!!

AWESOME!!!

Jarvo will fucking cave in his computer screen. If he ever bothers to read this thread, which, by the way, TOTALLY REEKS OF AWESOMENESS!!!

Hell yeah...

Yes, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should both be deported...that would be AWESOME!!!

for once, we agree!

wrote: Here we go again,stupid fuckin yanks....

Awesome is my all time favourite wanky yank word cannot fuckin stand it! I make no wonder noone in the world likes America

Tony Blair loves America...he even said it was AWESOME!!!!

Boatraceface wrote: Jeff,it's not awesome at all.Very little is truely awesome,unless you are an excitable American..Then even shitting yer kecks is apparently,just like,totally awesome already... Get it right J...

Posh & Becks are in fact, Snoresome!

You have got to be kidding me?!?!?! The first day that Becks was working out with the Galaxy, they put it on the telly. Not a match mind you, this was just practice. Anyways, I digress. Becks ankle was hurting him, along with a slight case of vaginitis, and maybe even a smattering of a vaginal yeast infection. However, Becks persevered to at least treat the rabid supporters of the the LA Galaxy to a several minute long bought of stretching. WOW....17 gajillion dollars a week for an Englishman stretching. That's AWESOME.

Oh, and he's not gonna be ready to participate in the match against Chelsea, but his ankle was sufficiently healed enough that he could get on a plane and head to a place called Dicks to watch the MLS all stars play a team of Magnum PI look-alikes knowns as the Sellick Football Club...it was an ugly affair, and Becks was upset when there were no dicks around (however, even without Becks in uniform, he was still the main attraction, just goes to show what Americans know about SOCCER/FOOTBALL). Posh was nowhere to be seen, but it was thought that she was at home trying to figure out just what one does with a book...

oh, and they did show another episode of Posh's new show, however, I was so busy shoving a cacti up my own arse, I couldn't be bothered to watch. However, if Posh and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls ever make it to Austin, I'll be there, because it would be AWESOME!!!

Ahhhh, now we have the Nutty One using the word. We shall triumph....

AWESOME...

now let's go get some tacos...tacos rule!!!

Beckham won't start in MLS debut, may not play

11:12 PM CDT on Friday, July 20, 2007 Associated Press

CARSON, Calif. – David Beckham won't start tonight in what was to be his MLS debut, and whether he plays at all will be a last-minute decision, Los Angeles Galaxy coach Frank Yallop said Friday.

Beckham got treatment on his injured left ankle behind closed doors Friday as the Galaxy prepared to host English power Chelsea in an exhibition game.

"He desperately wants to play," Yallop said. "It won't be a big part in the game, we know that, because he hasn't trained for a number of weeks, but we're hoping he can get some time on the field."

So is ESPN, which has scheduled a veritable "Beckham Block" of programming tonight. But Yallop cautioned that the midfielder's health is the Galaxy's top priority, ahead of pleasing sponsors, broadcasters and a sellout crowd of 27,000.

"What we won't do is put him in harm's way," Yallop said. He said Beckham is feeling "a lot better" than he did earlier in the week.

Chelsea captain John Terry has an injured toe but is expected to play.

So it's official, Becks won't be starting tonight. AWESOME.

All those people who purchased all those tickets may not get to see the God of the Football at all tonight...I bet they don't think thst's very awesome.

At least Mr. Terry is no poof, he's gonna play...Mr. Terry would make an awesome American, and I would nominate him to take over for Dubya, alas, Captain Terry is not eligible for the presidency, as he actually has a grasp of the English language, and more than two functioning brain cells.

In related news, Posh Spice will be doing a reunion show with her former band Bananarama tonight. Tickets are 100 dollars a piece, and it is expected that approximately 14 billion people are planning to attend...AWESOME!!!!

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ahhhh, now we have the Nutty One using the word. We shall triumph....

AWESOME...

now let's go get some tacos...tacos rule!!!

Bollocks, didn't realise i'd icluded the "A" word! :o

And thus it begins!!!

AWESOME!!!!

We need an AWESOME!!! emoticon..Nicos???

Ems...might I suggest Fuckin-A???

Has a bit of oomph to it, no?