I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ahhhh, now we have the Nutty One using the word. We shall triumph....
AWESOME...
now let's go get some tacos...tacos rule!!!
Bollocks, didn't realise i'd icluded the "A" word! :o
And thus it begins!!!
AWESOME!!!!
We need an AWESOME!!! emoticon..Nicos???
Bollocks we do , we need a fook off yer daft bastard yanks emoticon! 
Or smack u like a ginger step child emoticon... or......
Bollocks we do , we need a fook off yer daft bastard yanks emoticon!
Or smack u like a ginger step child emoticon... or......
You can't get the daft bastard yanks to fook off...we have evolved to be superior in every way, we shall now survive a nuclear holocaust...just like the roaches!!!
now smacking me around...well, that just excites me!!! :p
AWESOME!!!!
By the way, would you like some of these tacos???
Shed Peel wrote: I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
YES...we shall overcome!!! Everything is TOTALLY AWESOME...just ask Dubya...his colonoscopy...AWESOME...he likes them so much he doesn't even ask for any type of sedation...
Now if we could just get Becks to be half as awesome...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Bollocks we do , we need a fook off yer daft bastard yanks emoticon!
Or smack u like a ginger step child emoticon... or......
You can't get the daft bastard yanks to fook off...we have evolved to be superior in every way, we shall now survive a nuclear holocaust...just like the roaches!!!
now smacking me around...well, that just excites me!!! :p
AWESOME!!!!
By the way, would you like some of these tacos???
I can think of one thing us brits are FAR superior at, apart from moaning....
The S.A.S !
When the shit hits the fan who do they call, delta force?,navy seals?
Delta force my arse! Navy seals my arse !
Who do you think fcukin trained em, bastard Gandhi?
The S.A.S are by far the BEST in the world so there!
And i wrote a post without mentioning YANKS!
Shed Peel wrote: I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
Peel is right, no alternative exists, but if you must force it:
WHOA, DUUUUUDE! That's IInnteense! Cherry, dude! SWEEEEEETTT!! KILler Toatally Wicked!
Why you being an ol' fuddy duddy in the first place......getting in the way of a man's awesomeness....might as well make him a eunuch
The Scandanavian Airline System are better than the Navy Seals??????
Marines will smack 'em down any day!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ems...might I suggest Fuckin-A???
Has a bit of oomph to it, no?
Oomph yes
but is it still far too American for a manc lad
Shed Peel wrote: I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
Cheers Em,
perhaps splendid is the way forward...counter the Americanisms with britishness
EdelBrock wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
Peel is right, no alternative exists, but if you must force it:
WHOA, DUUUUUDE! That's IInnteense! Cherry, dude! SWEEEEEETTT!! KILler Toatally Wicked!
Why you being an ol' fuddy duddy in the first place......getting in the way of a man's awesomeness....might as well make him a eunuch
:outraged:
Well I've been called somethings in the past.....BUT Fuddy Duddy?!?!?!?!!?
Guess there's a first time for everything
I would just like to point out that he hates using the word too...it's a bad habit
And belive me I have no plans to eunuch-ify the young man...
No point in having a broken boy toy
Minx wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
Peel is right, no alternative exists, but if you must force it:
WHOA, DUUUUUDE! That's IInnteense! Cherry, dude! SWEEEEEETTT!! KILler Toatally Wicked!
Why you being an ol' fuddy duddy in the first place......getting in the way of a man's awesomeness....might as well make him a eunuch
Guess there's a first time for everything
I would just like to point out that he hates using the word too...it's a bad habit
And belive me I have no plans to eunuch-ify the young man... No point in having a broken boy toy
My My . He's treading on dangerous grounds there.
Howabout Excellent then?
Minx wrote:
And belive me I have no plans to eunuch-ify the young man... No point in having a broken boy toy
Just look at what lengths people go to to get thier awesomeness back:
Awesome isn't just a word....its a way of life
EdelBrock wrote:
Minx wrote:
And belive me I have no plans to eunuch-ify the young man... No point in having a broken boy toy
Just look at what lengths people go to to get thier awesomeness back:
Awesome isn't just a word....its a way of life
please keep your 'lengthy' discussions for your other site Mr Brock
Thanks for your concern but I get the distinct impression that it's not an issue...
unless it was an axe in his pocket and he wasn't just pleased to see me
NOOLigan wrote:
Minx wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
Peel is right, no alternative exists, but if you must force it:
WHOA, DUUUUUDE! That's IInnteense! Cherry, dude! SWEEEEEETTT!! KILler Toatally Wicked!
Why you being an ol' fuddy duddy in the first place......getting in the way of a man's awesomeness....might as well make him a eunuch
Guess there's a first time for everything
I would just like to point out that he hates using the word too...it's a bad habit
And belive me I have no plans to eunuch-ify the young man... No point in having a broken boy toy
My My . He's treading on dangerous grounds there.
Howabout Excellent then?
Who?.... the boy toy or Edle?
Excellent doesn't convey as much awesomeness as awesome does apparently
Minx wrote:
Thanks for your concern but I get the distinct impression that it's not an issue... unless it was an axe in his pocket
A word of warning though....Take away his awesomeness and you might just end up with pocketlint..... :(
Minx wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Minx wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: I thought there was no alternative to AWESOME.
How about:
Wicked. That's totally cool. Far out! Splendid.
Survey says, no alternative to AWESOME exists. ;)
Peel is right, no alternative exists, but if you must force it:
WHOA, DUUUUUDE! That's IInnteense! Cherry, dude! SWEEEEEETTT!! KILler Toatally Wicked!
Why you being an ol' fuddy duddy in the first place......getting in the way of a man's awesomeness....might as well make him a eunuch
Guess there's a first time for everything
I would just like to point out that he hates using the word too...it's a bad habit
And belive me I have no plans to eunuch-ify the young man... No point in having a broken boy toy
My My . He's treading on dangerous grounds there.
Howabout Excellent then?
Who?.... the boy toy or Edle?
Excellent doesn't convey as much awesomeness as awesome does apparently
Just the word. Awesome it is then. I quite like "good stuff" as well, but I hate "its all good".
EdelBrock wrote:
Minx wrote:
Thanks for your concern but I get the distinct impression that it's not an issue... unless it was an axe in his pocket
A word of warning though....Take away his awesomeness and you might just end up with pocketlint..... :(
EdelBrock wrote:
Minx wrote:
Thanks for your concern but I get the distinct impression that it's not an issue... unless it was an axe in his pocket
A word of warning though....Take away his awesomeness and you might just end up with pocketlint..... :(
That's not nice. You made her cry!
There, there, Minx, he didn't mean it. He's just jealous of your boy toy's awesomeness.
Shed Peel wrote: There, there, Minx, he didn't mean it. He's just jealous of your boy toy's awesomeness.
Why else do you think I have a car like this for?
EdelBrock wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: There, there, Minx, he didn't mean it. He's just jealous of your boy toy's awesomeness.
Why else do you think I have a car like this for?
You do know that now you have given a whole genitalia slant to the word Awesome, Jeff is just going to use it more
EdelBrock wrote:
The Scandanavian Airline System are better than the Navy Seals??????
Marines will smack 'em down any day!
S.A.S airline bollocks,i know u were in the u.s army/navy but,it has to be said,SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT,US fucking marines,fucking rubbish,who the fuck tought them modern warfare tactics?eh,eh,? Oh i wonder? oh btw my dad was in the "regiment" so shut the fuck up!
Thought even the SAS feared the SBS and the Russian Blue Berets?
But SAS Vs marines? ROFLMFAO
The USMC is a special service, the SAS are what? 200 ELITE soldiers, scary men, nails each and every one of them, and they exterminate real terrorists too :D
Hey...who the fuck said you knuckleheads could bring up the S.A.S, or the Marines, or Babyshambles???
This is my fucking thread, and we are here to discuss TWO things...the awesomeness of the word awesome, and the awesomeness of the Beckhams....so either get with it or get the fuck out...capisce???
Now, back on topic, the awesomeness that is David Beckham did not start last nights match against Chelsea, but did still manage to make himself the center of attention. And being a football god, who could blame him? He is the greatest EVER...oh wait, he's the most AWESOME soccer player ever (I forgot I was in America for a moment). 27000 people at the Home Depot center, and everyone of them was ready to shove their cellular phones up their arses due to the fact that David would not be in the starting eleven...but Becks is so incredibally AWESOME, that he COULD score a goal while on the bench. It's terrible for the world that he's going to be plying his trade here in the States, instead of in that craptacular La Liga, or The Premier League...hell, those guys over there don't even know what sport they are playing...everyone knows that football is played by pituitary defects wearing more armor than a fucking medieval knight...It's SOCCER...and it's awesome...everyone plays it...until they turn 12...
Anywho...there were all sorts of famous people at The Home Depot Center. Posh actually bothered showing up tonight, and she was with her good friend Katie Holmes-Cruise, who let daughter Suri tag along (maybe Tom was too busy cruising for cabana boys), but for some reason, the Beckham's children (Brooklyn, Manhattan and Long Island) were not in attendance. Jennifer Love-Hewitt (and her massively awesome mammaries) was there, as was Eva Longoria (but no Tony Parker...was he looking for cabana boys as well?), basketball star Kevin Garnett and the Governator were all along for the ride...I'm sure there were lots of other famous people, but those were all that I recognized...also, there was somewhere in the neighborhood of 17 billion teen-age girls in the stands who just came to look at Becks...most of them had masturbated at least three times before the match even started, that's just how freaking awesome Becks is...
Did I mention there was a soccer match last night? The first half wasn't all that interesting, and I would often find myself picking my nose, but then they would put up a shot of Becks, and I could just feel myself basking in the aura of his AWESOMENESS...and at halftime, Becks walk off the field much to the hapiness of all those who had paid at least $60 for the cheap seats...he even waved to EACH AND EVERY one of the 27000 in attendance...well, except for the two guys who dared to lave their seats early just to go to the loo...idiots!!!
It didn't take long for the action to get started in the second half, as John Terry (broken toe and all) banged one in at the 49 minute mark. It was a blistering shot, and could not have gone any faster if it had been attached to a rocket...they said it ricocheted off the post, but I think Terry actually hit the ball soooo hard, that it broke the post and then hit the back of the net...of course, by this time I had sucked down about 74 beers, so I might not have the clearest of memories...then it goes back to a fairly uneventful match...and then it happened...Becks got up and started jumping around...I thought maybe he had House of Pain on his iPod, but the announcers said that he was getting ready to come in the match...I found myself so excited by this fact that I actually...well...nevermind what I did...
Finally, the 78th minute, and the Lord of the Awesomeness comes into the match...you could see Jose Mourinho pissing his pants, as he knew his lads from Chelsea could not stand up to His Awesomeness...the rest of the LA Galaxy went for ice cream while Becks irradiated his awesomeness upon the CFC boys...and he then scored 14 goals in 12 minutes to destroy the evil minions of Roman Abramovich...and all was good in the world...
Oh, wait, that wasn't quite how it happened...the final 12 minutes were played out...I went to the freezer for a popsicle...that ginger lad from Chelsea almost broke Becks leg, well, it looked that way from how Becks rolled around on the ground like Al-Qaeda had flown a small radio controlled model airplane into his leg....the match ended, and even with the awesome play of Lord Beckham, the Galaxy could not defeat Chelsea...
Quotes from people in the crowd...
Rebecca Pavon was impressed by the electric atmosphere.
"It was pretty cool. I can't believe all the girls, mostly 20 and under, screaming for Beckham," she said. "Of course there's no age cutoff to look at handsome guys. I'm 38."
So you weren't there to watch the match?? Well, King Awesome was there...I guess you can be forgiven...
James Fast, an 11-year-old attending the game with his family, wore a No. 23 Beckham jersey and rattled off what he knew about the Galaxy's $32 million man.
"I know he was with Manchester United, then Real Madrid," said James, a soccer player himself. "He's amazing. He's going to be better than Landon Donovan."
GOING TO BE??? GOING TO BE??? Do you see the mental fucking defects that we have to put up with over here??? There is more awesomeness in one of Becks pubes than Landon Donovan will EVER EVEN HOPE to have. Somebody lop this kids head off, it's obvious that he's a moron...quick, somebody call Chris Benoit...ohhhh...I almost feel bad...but I'm sure I'll get over it quickly...
All I have to do is think of Becks...and how totally, incredibly AWESOME that he is...
AWESOME!!!!
AWESOME recap there Jeff, pretty much summed up all of the salient points from the ESPN overkill yesterday (I watched the first half, multitasked during the second, figured ol' Becks wouldn't make it out until the last 15 minutes or so).
you must've been out getting a beer or sumthin' during this exchange at the half, Alexi Lalas was gushing about sitting between Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols and Ian Astbury, that would be better than sitting by Posh and Katie I suppose.
I know that Drew Carey may not be that big of a "star" these days, but hey, at least he's been a long time fan of "soccer", there was a good show on the Travel Channel about him going to Spain to watch Barcelona and Real Madrid play.
Here's a blow by blow recap by Fox Sports...but beware of a few things Jeff...1) they don't mention ANYTHING about his awesomeness....2)the "Memeber Comments" might give you a cardiac arrest, or draw you into the desire to hijack a bus to reclaim Beck's Awesomeness to the world......
http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/7048110?MSNHPHMA
**psssttt*** The Marines are AWESOME and the S.A.S. lack all awesomeness!
Enjoyed reading Carol Malone's column in the Sunday Mirror today :D Ripped Posh to pieces
POSH TOSH WILL NOT FOOL YANKS Carole Malone 22/07/2007
\* More Carole Malone
THE saddest part of the whole Victoria Beckham: Coming to America extravaganza was when she said her two best friends are her hairstylist Ben and her make-up artist Marie Louise.
How tragic is it that the two people she pays to do her hair and make-up, to laugh at her (bad) jokes, to put up with her tantrums without ever being able to answer back and who can never, ever presume to be her equal, are her best friends?
And how sad is it that she has to cart these two people around the globe like two pieces of Louis Vuitton luggage because she's terrified of ever being seen without her lip-gloss? Advertisement Click here to find out more!
If this documentary - which should have been called Victoria Beckham: Conning America - proved anything, it's that this woman is a 24-carat fake. All that tosh about how she's just an ordinary mum who lives for her boys really IS PR drivel. Because ordinary people don't fly everywhere with hair and make-up artists in tow. Ordinary people might be able to manage to make an apple pie without crying about how hard it is. Ordinary people don't sunbathe in 500 quid stilettoes.
The only honest thing she said during that whole programme was:"It's all about me." And despite the fact her egoism and vanity were put down to self-deprecation and irony (I'm sorry, Posh thinks Irony is a shade of Chanel lipstick), the truth is Victoria Beckham's life really IS all about her. All that flannel about how she's a stay-at-home mum who knocks about in tracksuit bottoms and cooks the lads fish fingers before having a cosy night in front of the telly with David was blown out of the water in this show. She showed herself to be imperious, shallow and a 24-carat snob.
And while she might have been able to con some people here, the Americans are already on to her. One newspaper columnist slated the show as an "an orgy of self-indulgence".
Another said: "Enough already of this Pish and Tush or whatever the names of these over-hyped Brits are." Another said: "Lock that skinny rump inside that 32,000sq ft house and leave us all alone."
And Posh has brought that bile upon herself, just like she did here, because the Americans see her for what she is - a woman whose celebrity isn't even her own, but borne out of her husband's talent. They see she's a woman who's tried half-a-dozen careers and failed at all of them, a woman who's now famous for nothing other than self-promotion and self-delusion.
And looking at David Beckham's face last week after his team got slaughtered by a side that couldn't beat your local five-a-side team here in Britain, he's either read the reviews or he's realised he's made the biggest professional cock-up of his life. And you can bet Posh was instrumental in pushing him into it - NOT because she cares about his career, but because she's desperate to be Hollywood A-list. But while Americans love chutzpah, they don't like relentless self-promoters with no talent and they hate Piggy Backers - people who get ahead on the back of other people's talent. But Posh's stupidity and lack of foresight - in a country which has already realised she's vacuous and talentless - is in not realising that when David's career takes a nosedive (which with LA Galaxy it soon will) they'll be cut out of LA society like a cancer. Not even "We used to know Tom Cruise" will gain them entry into a clique that's all about success and achievement, NOT hangers-on and failure.
And the ultimate insult to the US intelligence is that she expects Americans to believe that, much against her will, the paparazzi always find out where she's going. Like us, the Americans have worked out that the paps know where the Beckhams are going because someone in their camp has tipped them off. And if you really want privacy in a new country, it's probably best not to do a whole series of semi-porn photo shoots (the kind you see mechanics drooling over in Kwik Fit) in the days before you arrive.
Victoria Beckham is already learning that people in LA don't like liggers and they don't like people who trick their way into their circle pretending to be something they're not. The only sad thing will be that the man whose talent facilitated it all, the man who still had a few more years left in top-class football, will not only find his career in tatters, but will realise his wife's vanity and ambition are responsible for it.
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EdelBrock wrote:
**psssttt*** The Marines are AWESOME and the S.A.S. lack all awesomeness!
Fuckers from Fox...hiring an Oirishman to do a job that this American could do...besides, being Oirish, he was obviously drunk when he was working. Also, as an Oirish type person, he is not qualified to speak to just how awesome Becks is. The Godless Europeans have absolutely no clue as to the greatness of being awesome, and surely they have NO right to be working in the United States (except for Becks, because he is AWESOME), and especially not working at writing about soccer, as they don't play the game. So what the fuck do they know about it. That would be like the Sun hiring me to write about cricket. The only thing I know about cricket is that there are a bunch of Pakistanis that meet at the local school to play on Saturday mornings. Looks boring as all get out, kind of like baseball with no fucking rules....
And Greenie, I did miss halftime, but did you say that Lawless got DPed by Steve and Ian??? Wow, that would be better than the match...awesome for him, as he is a fucking tool....also, I didn't see Mr. Carey...but how many of our stars are bigger than him, seeing as John Candy (oh wait, he's Canadian) and that fat guy from Tommy Boy are dead...so I don't think they get much bigger than Drew Carey now days...besides, he's funny...
And John Henry...I saw how you snuck that comment about the marines in at the very end...naughty boy...go sit and the corner and hit yourself...harder...now don't do it again, or I'm gonna make that wife of your give you a hummer in that car...
