What the hell???
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dunno looks about the right size for some to insert something into. ;)
A bit small for me though.
Burt Reynolds wrote: You'd probably drink it Jeff.
Why the hell were you googling it anyway?
I was looking up Gay Sperm...
Maybe the discriminating collector of whale or elephant semen needs a nice 5 liter container?
Or maybe a Bukkake group needs some backup semen if they can't get enough ejaculate coming to the party?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: You'd probably drink it Jeff.
Why the hell were you googling it anyway?
I was looking up Gay Sperm...
well who knows, you may enjoy using it. 
now have a lppk at this. wtf?
TV reality: a matter of life and death Tony Paterson, Berlin July 16, 2007 A ROUND-THE-CLOCK television channel devoted exclusively to ageing, death and dying will be launched in Germany. Eos TV, which takes its name from the Greek goddess of the dawn, will feature documentaries about graveyards, televised obituaries, tips on finding a decent retirement home and even how to install in-house stair lifts. The $A16 million project was conceived by Wolf Tilmann Schneider, 51, a former television producer who has joined forces with Germany's funeral association to launch the 24-hour, seven-days-a-week, death-and-dying channel on cable television and the internet. Viewers who tune to Eos TV can expect to be entertained by documentaries highlighting the beauty and tranquillity of graveyards in Germany and abroad. "It may come as a surprise, but older people really enjoy visiting cemeteries — not just to mourn, but for their peace and quiet," Mr Schneider said. Other programs will provide information about undertakers, insurance schemes, retirement homes and nursing services. Such topics as meals on wheels, stair lifts, bathroom hoists and medication for age-related complaints will also be covered.
http://http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/tv-reality-a-matter-of-life-and-death/2007/07/15/1184438147752.html
Sounds like the sort of thing usually obtained here.
Not sure it's safe to let you lot see that site, it caused infinite hilarity in my workplace a few years ago before we realised we could no longer stomach it.
It is used to mix to your sperm after you jerk off. But you must read the directions carefully. You need a test tube to measure the volume of your cum and you must mix the right quantity, otherwise, the results may vary.
Indeed!
Mix my sperm after I jerk off?
And what the fuck is the point of that? Am I then supposed to drink it as a COCKtail???
That just sounds wrong...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Mix my sperm after I jerk off?
And what the fuck is the point of that? Am I then supposed to drink it as a COCKtail???
it is about time you found a use for it.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ronno, I've been using it as a facial cream...keeps the pores quite clear!!!
I've been trying to tell my wife that, but she just doen't believe me!:(
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ronno, I've been using it as a facial cream...keeps the pores quite clear!!!
It is good for the complexion (so im told)
full of protein
gazman wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ronno, I've been using it as a facial cream...keeps the pores quite clear!!!
It is good for the complexion (so im told)
full of protein
Is that why he looks so pasty white?
NOOLigan wrote:
gazman wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ronno, I've been using it as a facial cream...keeps the pores quite clear!!!
It is good for the complexion (so im told)
full of protein
Is that why he looks so pasty white?
He's just no rubbed it right in Ron
You'd think I'd know better by now
NEVER clicky noolers links whilst using/hijacking someone else's computer....
That said it did make for a comic moment
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Mix my sperm after I jerk off?
And what the fuck is the point of that? Am I then supposed to drink it as a COCKtail???
That just sounds wrong...
Well, the item for sale is liquid, and your sperm is liquid (is it?). What do you do with two liquids?
Cum ice cubes make shakes creamier than H2O ice, duh.
The only use I see for it though would be to use right when you're about to cum on someone you despise, throw the ice cube in their face then run like hell. But that's just my opinion, maybe they're better uses, like using it for in vitro in the Sahara since normal sperm evaporates to fat there maybe
Sub-Cultured wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Mix my sperm after I jerk off?
And what the fuck is the point of that? Am I then supposed to drink it as a COCKtail???
That just sounds wrong...
Well, the item for sale is liquid, and your sperm is liquid (is it?). What do you do with two liquids?
mix them together on a plane and see if it explodes
Good Lord, none of you are involved in the Mafia, huh?
So where do you plan on smuggling yers?
Tristan Jayol wrote:
Sub-Cultured wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Mix my sperm after I jerk off?
And what the fuck is the point of that? Am I then supposed to drink it as a COCKtail???
That just sounds wrong...
Well, the item for sale is liquid, and your sperm is liquid (is it?). What do you do with two liquids?
mix them together on a plane and see if it explodes
Exploding sperm on a plane?? Cool! Mile High Club, here i cum!
Indeed!
