You're all lapping the blog up. Go on, admit it. Like a bunch of teenage boys, wanking on the loo with their grandma's Woman's Weekly magazine then denying it in a really high-pitched voice when she gets back from the Post Office and finds all the pages stuck together.
That's right, I can see you.
Hooky's blog is like an eight-page underwear special and you love it.
Bunch of perverts.