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Some weirdo on the bus ride home started asking me to come play with him at his house and then started to gyrate between two poles. The bus was fucking packed.
Yes, this is totally self-indulgent, but have any of you NOOLers ever run into weirdos or pervs in your daily commute on public transit? I also swore last week, I saw a girl jacking off a guy in the seat across the aisle from me.
I guess you're on a psycho bus.
And, pardon me, didn't you want to be the boy who was with that girl in the bus?
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I guess you're on a psycho bus.
And, pardon me, didn't you want to be the boy who was with that girl in the bus?
Not really. Exhibition is kind of lame. And creepy, especially after you do a double take and say, "
"
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I guess you're on a psycho bus.
And, pardon me, didn't you want to be the boy who was with that girl in the bus?
Not really. Exhibition is kind of lame. And creepy, especially after you do a double take and say, "
Kinda like the fox and the grapes, ehhh?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Who said anything about a fox and grapes???
Dammit JH, you are out there brotha!!!
Well he did say it was a hot girl giving service on the bus!
Not an Aesops fan ehh?
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Who said anything about a fox and grapes???
Dammit JH, you are out there brotha!!!
Well he did say it was a hot girl giving service on the bus!
Not an Aesops fan ehh?
I don't know what he is a fan of, but I'm a Slayer fan.
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EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Who said anything about a fox and grapes???
Dammit JH, you are out there brotha!!!
Well he did say it was a hot girl giving service on the bus!
Not an Aesops fan ehh?
I don't know what he is a fan of, but I'm a Slayer fan.
you should be familiar with these.
I had an orgasm on a bus once when it went over a bumpy road and there was a dead ringer for Jenna Jameson sitting three seats down from me.
I expect the £40 cheque by Monday.
NOOLigan wrote:
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EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Who said anything about a fox and grapes???
Dammit JH, you are out there brotha!!!
Well he did say it was a hot girl giving service on the bus!
Not an Aesops fan ehh?
I don't know what he is a fan of, but I'm a Slayer fan.
you should be familiar with these.
What about Lafontain?
The One & Only wrote: You want to stop hitching a ride on the Depeche Mode tour bus.
Since when did the Depeche tourbus have Jenna Jameson on it?
