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Some old granny correctly identifies Kylie's true skill set 
An eye-witness said: "It was absolutely comical. Kylie is an international star but obviously this old dear didn't know who she was.
"She said to Kylie: 'Excuse me, love, is it too late for a cup of tea?'
"Kylie saw the funny side and just laughed.
Good old Kylie, her immense talent and super-human humility thankfully shone through 
How they (probably) laughed.
Damn yer eyes man, I nearly read spoilers there!!!!
(mind you I think it will be piss already.....unless they have some fabulous bullshit at the ready to explain how a physical object could pierce a still living TARDIS.)
If Kylie were a lady she'd have got the old bint her PG Tips.
had i not started posting on NOOL, i'd never have known who she was either. washed-up pop tarts ain't my bag.
If you don't remember, "Can't get you out of my head," Mr. Pope, then you must've been living under a rock.
Even I know that song.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: If you don't remember, "Can't get you out of my head," Mr. Pope, then you must've been living under a rock.
Even I know that song.
That was the first I heard of her, and I was posting on here by that time. Never actually heard it on the radio or anywhere else though, so it would've passed me by if not for NOOL.
This was on the TV news this morning.
The newsreader chose her words carefully so that Kylie's immense acting skills were responsible for the pensioner being tricked into thinking that she was a real waitress.
Instead of, you know, her being dressed like a fucking waitress and hanging around a cafe.
"Kylie saw the funny side and just laughed." said some fucking sycophantic lackey, employed by Minogue to kiss ass on set.
"I don't think she knew if the lady was serious or not and just carried on into the film set."
She should have at least answered the woman politely. Who the fuck does she think she is?
Hopefully Kylie will live to be old enough to have some snot-faced immigrant nobody with delusions of adequacy treat a reasonable request with disdain. Respect for elders? It's a forgotten cause for some people, I tell thee.
Minge bag
I'd probably still give her one, mind.
Err, Kylie, not the old dear. Sorry love.
BIGINOIL wrote:
"Kylie saw the funny side and just laughed."
"I don't think she knew if the lady was serious or not and just carried on into the film set."
Bet the old dear is EVEN more convinced she was a waitress now....
You just can't get the staff
No, Minx.
Actually I just wished I'd used it in my original post, so decided to randomly drop it in.
But since you asked, I'll award it to Minx
The One & Only wrote: Kylie must have felt a right tit. Or maybe not... :evil:
OUCH!
If anyone knows the buddy holly song about that keep it to themselves.
The One & Only wrote: Kylie must have felt a right tit. Or maybe not... :evil:
NOOLigan wrote: she has no tits. did i just write that??
This is why BCD needs a woman mod.
Such comments should be reported to a moderator.
It's pathetic. Grow up.
NObabe wrote:
The One & Only wrote: Kylie must have felt a right tit. Or maybe not... :evil:
NOOLigan wrote: she has no tits. did i just write that??
This is why BCD needs a woman mod.
Such comments should be reported to a moderator.
It's pathetic. Grow up.
Yes, it really should be a woman's job to clean up after us menfolk.
NObabe wrote:
The One &
[quote user="NOOLigan wrote: she has no tits. did i just write that??
This is why BCD needs a woman mod.
Such comments should be reported to a moderator.
It's pathetic. Grow up.
What you can't handle the truth? She may be one of your favourites, but frankly I have never seen how she became a star. It is amazing how far wiggling your behind and choosing a few good songs can get you.
I suggest you go back and read through some past posts before singling this out as sexist.
NObabe wrote:
The One & Only wrote: Kylie must have felt a right tit. Or maybe not... :evil:
NOOLigan wrote: she has no tits. did i just write that??
This is why BCD needs a woman mod.
Such comments should be reported to a moderator.
It's pathetic. Grow up.
Maya, i believe the thread for spitting your dummy is in Digital Republic. However, seeing as you've always been so nice to me, i'll quickly apologise and scarper rather hastily towards the door. 
NOOLigan wrote:
What you can't handle the truth? She may be one of your favourites, but frankly I have never seen how she became a star. It is amazing how far wiggling your behind and choosing a few good songs can get you.
I suggest you go back and read through some past posts before singling this out as sexist.
What are you on about?
Can't see the connection between your post, which is very inappropriate for someone who went through that breast cancer hell and her music.
That's not even sexiest. Immature, yes.
NObabe wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
What you can't handle the truth? She may be one of your favourites, but frankly I have never seen how she became a star. It is amazing how far wiggling your behind and choosing a few good songs can get you.
I suggest you go back and read through some past posts before singling this out as sexist.
What are you on about?
Can't see the connection between your post, which is very inappropriate for someone who went through that breast cancer hell and her music.
That's not even sexiest. Immature, yes.
I didn't even think of that. I had completely forgotten about that episode. As far as I know she only had chemo and no actual surgery.
I am the son of a breast cancer survivor, before another cancer got her. So I would never joke about cancer. Cancer is plain nasty.
She was never shy about showing off her body as in the Can't get you out of my Head video. That's what I was referring to.
...and you all seem to have forgotten about the old lady...
Hello!!!
Old lady needs a cup of tea!!!
And a sit down
BIGINOIL wrote: ...and you all seem to have forgotten about the old lady...
Hello!!!
Old lady needs a cup of tea!!!
And a sit down
Kylie should've put a tack on the old lady's seat for even speaking to her. Would sabotage the competition's bottom, at any rate.
