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It's Kath's birthday on Tuesday.
I's thinking of organising a surprise birthday thread for her. We can put bunting up, get a cake and that and turn the lights off and wait for her. When Kath comes onto the thread, we'll turn the lights on and shout surprise. Who's in?
Don't tell her though 
banshee wrote: do we have to wear anything special or bring a present?
Bring a big bag of drugs.
For me 
BIGINOIL wrote:
banshee wrote: do we have to wear anything special or bring a present?
Bring a big bag of drugs.
For me
ok i'll use a large black bin liner. i'll be working tuesday so wont be drinking any alcohol,so i am willing to drive if anyone wants to drink
You going to invite her 'Welsh' mate as well, Col? She'd really get the party going... The £40's on it's was - Garrity's bringing it along with your bacon sandwich... 
Snorri xxx
Good point. Hadn't thought of that.
Well, as the surprise is ruined anyway we might as well forget it.
Thanks to everyone that sent money - I'll spend it on something else. Some pints for me, probably.
BIGINOIL wrote: Good point. Hadn't thought of that.
Well, as the surprise is ruined anyway we might as well forget it.
Thanks to everyone that sent money - I'll spend it on something else. Some pints for me, probably.
Spend it on a bumper Macdonalds with loads of pepper, or a chicken Jalfrezi.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Good point. Hadn't thought of that.
Well, as the surprise is ruined anyway we might as well forget it.
Thanks to everyone that sent money - I'll spend it on something else. Some pints for me, probably.
Spend it on a bumper Macdonalds with loads of pepper, or a chicken Jalfrezi.
he is sure about what he needs and he won't doubt to spent the money on it 
Why don't we just make this a super-secret thread, and write the rest in really small letters and she won't know any better
She might have her readers on! I'll have to act as decoy and start a new thread beginning.. [orange]RE: KATH !!!![/orange]
Stop posting on this thread. You're just pushing this thread up, and she'll definitely read it if it does.
Ooops, I just did too!
Indeed!
[black][.cinyc etulosba][/black] wrote: One problem though--
...what if she reads THIS thread before Tuesday!?
Hmmmm and when someone compared you to cozzie, there was me thinking..."harsh, unjustly harsh".
And then you post this.
Still, expecting a yank to keep up with Col's idea of humour is probably an excessively big ask. Seriously tho, tell me that ANYONE with hair like his could be sane.
Sub-Cultured wrote: Stop posting on this thread. You're just pushing this thread up, and she'll definitely read it if it does.
Ooops, I just did too!
Indeed!
I won't post either and let it drop to the bottom....small letters so she doesn't figure it out
Wino wrote: Who's Kath?
If you don't know, consider yourself lucky. Nasty piece of work, bad news all round, we only wanna do the birthday thing for her cos, in truth, we're a bit scared of her.
Believe it or not, in less than 24 months of starting this thread, this "secret thread" is:
In the past 3 days, the most popular thread for everyone has been " Kath".
Nice job Colin!
Indeed!
Doctor? wrote:
Wino wrote: Who's Kath?
If you don't know, consider yourself lucky. Nasty piece of work, bad news all round, we only wanna do the birthday thing for her cos, in truth, we're a bit scared of her.
Really?
God help Burt when she reads this then!
Wino wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Wino wrote: Who's Kath?
If you don't know, consider yourself lucky. Nasty piece of work, bad news all round, we only wanna do the birthday thing for her cos, in truth, we're a bit scared of her.
Really?
God help Burt when she reads this then!
que?
Burt Reynolds wrote: she's normally pissed this time of night so wont be able to read it
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor? wrote:
[black][.cinyc etulosba][/black] wrote: One problem though--
...what if she reads THIS thread before Tuesday!?
Hmmmm and when someone compared you to cozzie, there was me thinking..."harsh, unjustly harsh".
And then you post this.
Still, expecting a yank to keep up with Col's idea of humour is probably an excessively big ask. Seriously tho, tell me that ANYONE with hair like his could be sane.
...well then I'm sorry for being Captain Obvious. Meh.
[black][.cinyc etulosba][/black] wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
[black][.cinyc etulosba][/black] wrote: One problem though--
...what if she reads THIS thread before Tuesday!?
Hmmmm and when someone compared you to cozzie, there was me thinking..."harsh, unjustly harsh".
And then you post this.
Still, expecting a yank to keep up with Col's idea of humour is probably an excessively big ask. Seriously tho, tell me that ANYONE with hair like his could be sane.
...well then I'm sorry for being Captain Obvious.
Hardly the Cap when you change yer name every 5 minutes....
EdelBrock wrote:
[black][.cinyc etulosba][/black] wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
[black][.cinyc etulosba][/black] wrote: One problem though--
...what if she reads THIS thread before Tuesday!?
Hmmmm and when someone compared you to cozzie, there was me thinking..."harsh, unjustly harsh".
And then you post this.
Still, expecting a yank to keep up with Col's idea of humour is probably an excessively big ask. Seriously tho, tell me that ANYONE with hair like his could be sane.
...well then I'm sorry for being Captain Obvious.
Hardly the Cap when you change yer name every 5 minutes....
...edel, don't. just, don't.
