Toyboys

Had kind of a bizarre day all in all...........but

at what stage is a Toyboy considered a Toyboy - ie, what age gap?

For example, if a woman is say 38-40 does the guy being 24-26 count?

As I said, a bizzaaaarrrrre day.........

Aha!

So why don't you just go straight to the point? Like, I have a 24-26 year old guy. Do you consider him a boytoy?

Gotcha there!(?)

Indeed*!*

Jeff, that has to be the worst song/video I have heard/seen in a long time.

Tongue man - you are way off the mark! :p

Kath wrote: Had kind of a bizarre day all in all...........but

at what stage is a Toyboy considered a Toyboy - ie, what age gap?

For example, if a woman is say 38-40 does the guy being 24-26 count?

As I said, a bizzaaaarrrrre day.........

when the woman has nothing to take from the guy but sex and his youth....

better yet....

Sounds like a fantastic day to me....

Do tell more....

I was once a babytoy in the hands of a cruel woman.

Jeff you bastard.....suppose someone steals my laptop now......I'd rather have airport security find 15GB of underage dwarf scat porn and details of a plot to destroy the free world during morning coffee break than have some random stranger chance upon that $DEITY awful fuckin racket.

You are SO off the xmas card list fucko!

Kathryn, you are a filthy old woman, my advice is to go for it

Speaking as someone who had his cherry popped by a lady of 34ish, I fear he may be traumatised...shellshocked if you will.

Or is it platonic?

(play for him, a tonic for you )

You have ALL got totally the wrong idea here............

Honestly!

Just a weird day.

Lesbian wedding reception

Carribean v African wedding

Just wondering................seen a few 'sights' thats all! Bloody hell, keep my shut in future! :D

that last post made absolutely NO sense....or is it in British

EdelBrock wrote: that last post made absolutely NO sense....or is it in British

Probably.

Catered for a Reception and discovered they were lesbians, there was a lot of toyboyish behaviour; then did the latter and again, there was a lot of that going on...........

Good luck to 'em, that's what I say.

But I am curious as to the attraction of a guy at least 10 years younger THAT IS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Email thhis guy and he might know:

mjackson@nvrnvrland.peda

or just ask Jeff

Sounds to me like the old "well I have a friend who was thinking, but wasn't sure....." Comeon Kath spill the beans

toyboys then lesbo's,what response did you expect kath? ha

I think that video sums up the whole issue of lesbians and toyboys! Thanks, I couldn't do it better myself!

My boytoy is 8 years younger than me...

As that's the biggest age gap I've had I definitely class him as a boytoy :D

I'm 2 years younger than my wife, does that classify me as a boytoy???

I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

You don't HAVE to have sex with him... but it should make you feel good, i would think, to be liked.

Hell, go ahead and have sex with him.

pumped full of drugs wrote:

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

You don't HAVE to have sex with him... but it should make you feel good, i would think, to be liked.

Hell, go ahead and have sex with him.

For Christs sake.................

I am an onlooker, not a participant!

Kath wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote:

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

You don't HAVE to have sex with him... but it should make you feel good, i would think, to be liked.

Hell, go ahead and have sex with him.

For Christs sake.................

I am an onlooker, not a participant!

You just like to watch. ;)

Just do it! I mean have sex with little him. Otherwise without sex, he will never be considered a toyboy. Even though you give him lots of toys.

Indeed*!*

EdelBrock wrote: I'm 2 years younger than my wife, does that classify me as a boytoy???

Ask your wife

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

If you think about it biologically most men hit their sexual prime in their late teenage years/early twenties and women don't until they are in their thirties.

Also there's probably a lot more single young men than single same age bracket men/older men around to pick from maybe

Sometimes.... Men (young men )are looking for women with substance and experience ....

and Hey ! I finally have an idea about what it's all about ! Happy to share this information with any 24 yr old !

:)

Minx wrote:

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

If you think about it biologically most men hit their sexual prime in their late teenage years/early twenties and women don't until they are in their thirties.

Also there's probably a lot more single young men than single same age bracket men/older men around to pick from maybe

I think the woman doesn't want to admit she's getting old, and a younger man makes her feel young again....

Plus there's the added benefit that a younger guy has less of a chance of being damaged goods...

I really do not feel this way ....

Age is an odd thing ( though there are strict limits ! which I believe are healthy ! )

But I'm almost 40 and I've had 20 yr olds after me ... It's about connection and that can happen at any age :)

It's accepted for men to do this .... Why not for women ? ......

I am breathing and sexual....

It' about living not denial.....

EdelBrock wrote:

Minx wrote:

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

If you think about it biologically most men hit their sexual prime in their late teenage years/early twenties and women don't until they are in their thirties.

Also there's probably a lot more single young men than single same age bracket men/older men around to pick from maybe

I think the woman doesn't want to admit she's getting old, and a younger man makes her feel young again....

:shy: :D

Yay !

Minx wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Minx wrote:

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???

If you think about it biologically most men hit their sexual prime in their late teenage years/early twenties and women don't until they are in their thirties.

Also there's probably a lot more single young men than single same age bracket men/older men around to pick from maybe

I think the woman doesn't want to admit she's getting old, and a younger man makes her feel young again....

That's a mighty fine pimp-hand you got there

I'd make a cracking toyboy

are there cultural differences between a "toyboy" and a "boytoy"...?

pumped full of drugs wrote: are there cultural differences between a "toyboy" and a "boytoy"...?

Apart from Toyboy sounding a bit less faggoty,no.

Boatraceface wrote: I'd make a cracking toyboy

Aye, fer a chick of 87 maybe.

We could have the - Who from NOOL would make the Most Perfect Boytoy ? ! - contest.....

Yep.... We could dress you boys in evening and swimwear...

But what I would be most interested in would be your talent ! Performance and so on.....

Ok, it's a project I'm on the move with ! Start primping boys !

Can I nominate myself? (I'm already one....)

Sure you're in ! Gotta round up some more of ya boys !

Just sign here !

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'll put a frigging end to this crap NOW!!!

I watched that all the way through, and I'm wondering --

It's the toyboy or boytoy dance !

Love it !

are these toyboys?

I think I might need to be drunk to watch that video.

Boatraceface wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: are there cultural differences between a "toyboy" and a "boytoy"...?

Apart from Toyboy sounding a bit less faggoty,no.

Does boytoy sound faggoty I must be spending too much time being a faghag

Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age...

Nick King wrote: Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age...

Peak of what...? Horniness? Vaginal readiness? It's an urban legend, it's just that 35-40 year old women stop getting hit on so they want it more, since they can't get it as easy. A 20 yr old and a 40 yr old both have vaginas and cliteri. Both can perform oral sex, and the 40 yr old might even be missing some teeth.

It's all part of the "women" are more mature b.s. that women espouse. Their minds are more adult and their sexuality is like fine wine theory... "bollocks" i think is the word.

pumped full of drugs wrote:

Nick King wrote: Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age...

Peak of what...? Horniness? Vaginal readiness? It's an urban legend, it's just that 35-40 year old women stop getting hit on so they want it more, since they can't get it as easy. A 20 yr old and a 40 yr old both have vaginas and cliteri. Both can perform oral sex, and the 40 yr old might even be missing some teeth.

It's all part of the "women" are more mature b.s. that women espouse. Their minds are more adult and their sexuality is like fine wine theory... "bollocks" i think is the word.

Looks like pumped got denied by an older lady...don't worry yer time will come my son.

mossy wrote: Sure you're in ! Gotta round up some more of ya boys !

Just sign here !

Funny I always thought those were the lyrics to the Banarama song "Venus"

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire Please sign here

but yer right bondage ain't that bad...

Nick King wrote: Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age...

Nick!!!!! You devil

There are a couple of women at work I wouldn't mind being a toyboy with, but I have to face facts. I'm getting to the sugar daddy stage.

a bloke i know has been talking to a woman on the computer for about 6 months..its been getting a bit serious,she lives in america and would not send him a photo.he is about 40 and the woman's pc name has '47' on the end of it. she made him believe it was because she is 47.she's recently admitted to him that '47' is the year of birth- 1947,its her 60th birthday

he told me when i saw him in a pub last month and i still chuckle about it now

I use to work for an OB/GYN and believe it or not we had women in their 80s who were sexually active !

Try not to be so closed minded about aging .... We will all be there someday.

I got engaged before with a woman 17 years older than me. She was also my business partner. We had a bad break-up after 3 months +. We ended up blackmailing ourselves and our business definitely ended.

Indeed*!*

Does this story mean you're in or out of the NOOLs Toyboy contest ?

:)

i am so sorry i read all this crap and watched the videos. surly there has to be a better way for me to waste my time.

Xoq wrote: i am so sorry i read all this crap and watched the videos. surly there has to be a better way for me to waste my time.

Sorry to ask the obvious.....but why did you then?