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:love: :shy: :D :clap:

Yay !

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Minx wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Minx wrote:

Kath wrote: I just find it weird.

Somehow it seems ok in reverse, but that way round is just..........odd.???:confused2: :shrug:

If you think about it biologically most men hit their sexual prime in their late teenage years/early twenties and women don't until they are in their thirties.

Also there's probably a lot more single young men than single same age bracket men/older men around to pick from maybe:shrug:

I think the woman doesn't want to admit she's getting old, and a younger man makes her feel young again....

That's a mighty fine pimp-hand you got there :blackeye:

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I'd make a cracking toyboy :nod:

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are there cultural differences between a "toyboy" and a "boytoy"...?

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pumped full of drugs wrote: are there cultural differences between a "toyboy" and a "boytoy"...?

Apart from Toyboy sounding a bit less faggoty,no.

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We could have the - Who from NOOL would make the Most Perfect Boytoy ? ! - contest.....

Yep.... We could dress you boys in evening and swimwear...

But what I would be most interested in would be your talent ! Performance and so on.....

Ok, it's a project I'm on the move with ! Start primping boys !

:nod:

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Can I nominate myself? (I'm already one....) :shades:

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Sure you're in ! Gotta round up some more of ya boys !

Just sign here !:deal:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'll put a frigging end to this crap NOW!!!

I watched that all the way through, and I'm wondering -- :wtf:

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It's the toyboy or boytoy dance ! :clap:

Love it !

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are these toyboys?

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Boatraceface wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: are there cultural differences between a "toyboy" and a "boytoy"...?

Apart from Toyboy sounding a bit less faggoty,no.

Does boytoy sound faggoty:shrug: I must be spending too much time being a faghag

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Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age... :shades:

:smoking:

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Nick King wrote: Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age... :shades:

:smoking:

Peak of what...? Horniness? Vaginal readiness? It's an urban legend, it's just that 35-40 year old women stop getting hit on so they want it more, since they can't get it as easy. A 20 yr old and a 40 yr old both have vaginas and cliteri. Both can perform oral sex, and the 40 yr old might even be missing some teeth.

It's all part of the "women" are more mature b.s. that women espouse. Their minds are more adult and their sexuality is like fine wine theory... "bollocks" i think is the word.

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pumped full of drugs wrote:

Nick King wrote: Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age... :shades:

:smoking:

Peak of what...? Horniness? Vaginal readiness? It's an urban legend, it's just that 35-40 year old women stop getting hit on so they want it more, since they can't get it as easy. A 20 yr old and a 40 yr old both have vaginas and cliteri. Both can perform oral sex, and the 40 yr old might even be missing some teeth.

It's all part of the "women" are more mature b.s. that women espouse. Their minds are more adult and their sexuality is like fine wine theory... "bollocks" i think is the word.

:abovelol:

Looks like pumped got denied by an older lady...don't worry yer time will come my son.:nod:

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mossy wrote: Sure you're in ! Gotta round up some more of ya boys !

Just sign here !:deal:

Funny I always thought those were the lyrics to the Banarama song "Venus"

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire Please sign here

but yer right bondage ain't that bad...:nod:

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Nick King wrote: Well, when I was 27, I dated a 40 year old woman! :p

Apparently, woman are supposed to be at their peak at that age... :shades:

:smoking:

Nick!!!!! You devil :nono: :laugh:

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There are a couple of women at work I wouldn't mind being a toyboy with, but I have to face facts. I'm getting to the sugar daddy stage.

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a bloke i know has been talking to a woman on the computer for about 6 months..its been getting a bit serious,she lives in america and would not send him a photo.he is about 40 and the woman's pc name has '47' on the end of it. she made him believe it was because she is 47.she's recently admitted to him that '47' is the year of birth- 1947,its her 60th birthday :rofl:

he told me when i saw him in a pub last month and i still chuckle about it now

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I use to work for an OB/GYN and believe it or not we had women in their 80s who were sexually active !

Try not to be so closed minded about aging .... We will all be there someday.

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I used to work in a sexual health clinic. The oldest client there was 96...

There's hope for us all. :beer:

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EVEN ME?!?!?!

Sweet...

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Can I nominate myself? (I'm already one....) :shades:

With that pasty white skin??? no way...

:crazy:

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Actually, not so sure about your prospects Jeff... :deal:

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I got engaged before with a woman 17 years older than me. She was also my business partner. We had a bad break-up after 3 months +. We ended up blackmailing ourselves and our business definitely ended.

Indeed*!*

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Does this story mean you're in or out of the NOOLs Toyboy contest ?:scratch:

:)

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i am so sorry i read all this crap and watched the videos. surly there has to be a better way for me to waste my time.

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Xoq wrote: i am so sorry i read all this crap and watched the videos. surly there has to be a better way for me to waste my time.

Sorry to ask the obvious.....but why did you then? :evil4:

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