Montoya got into a little fender bender with Kevin Harvick at the race yesterday (with a little help from Martin Truex). Harvick is a bit of a hothead (he reached into a car and punched a guy in the face a couple of years ago), and didn't bother finding out all the details but runs up and gets in Montoya's face (like the little douchebag that Harvick is)... Here's the video to tell the rest of the story...
I love Juan Pablo Montoya
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Can we have him back please? F1 needs him.........
The way he takes curva parabolica at the end of the lap is pure art, and what you can't see on this footage is that he DRIFTS (not the done thing in a winged car...tends to mean death) at Lesmo-1, like the true Grand Prix Legends player he is
I raced a guy on GPL who'd raced Monty actually (the biggest name I ever went against was Takuma sato, when he was still a backmarked in Brittish F3...did the bugger a minter out of the curva grande and into Lesmo1)
No one has ever made me cheer or scream as loud.
BTW, GPL......
see other vids for shots of 20 mad buggers racing wheel to wheel online.
It's ten years old in about 2 months, and still nothing plays better. Tho the updates that players do are starting to look a wee bit shabby graphicallly compared to modern driving games (which all have inferior gameplay)
Andrès wrote: I hate Juan Pablo Montoya
Funny, everyone in Northern Ireland thinks Eddie Irvine's a cunt too.
Seems it's only the Canadians and Germans who LIKE their world renowned drivers.
the only thing I regret is that Montoya didn't use his pimp hand on that little biyotch Harvick...
Doctor? wrote:
Andrès wrote: I hate Juan Pablo Montoya
Funny, everyone in Northern Ireland thinks Eddie Irvine's a cunt too.
Seems it's only the Canadians and Germans who LIKE their world renowned drivers.
not really, it's just me...everybody loves him in this country ![]()
well, less people since he left F1 ![]()
Doctor? wrote:
Andrès wrote: I hate Juan Pablo Montoya
Funny, everyone in Northern Ireland thinks Eddie Irvine's a cunt too.
Seems it's only the Canadians and Germans who LIKE their world renowned drivers.
No, Jacques is considered as a whiner over here.
And when he's not doing great, we say he's french... not canadian ![]()
Montoya might be a superb racer, but he's still a prick. I used to attend the CART races in California (Long Beach, Laguna Seca, Fontana) and see him in the pits. His team mate and other drivers would be giving out autographs but Montoya was always above that and couldn't really care much about his fans...he was always too busy with some under-aged looking chick on his arm. Plus he's an arrogant fat-head.
Most fast men are Bell Ends.
Schumacher Senna Mansell
All TWATS!
And if you want a stateside example....
Earnhardt
"I'll wear a HANS device over my dead body"
Fine ![]()
Doctor? wrote: Most fast men are Bell Ends.
Schumacher Senna Mansell
All TWATS!
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And conversely, Taki Inoue was supposed to be ever such a nice chap.
So if the theory also works in reverse, ie the slower they are, the nicer, then Jean Denis-Deletraz should be the nicest person ever
Ironwill wrote: Montoya might be a superb racer, but he's still a prick. I used to attend the CART races in California (Long Beach, Laguna Seca, Fontana) and see him in the pits. His team mate and other drivers would be giving out autographs but Montoya was always above that and couldn't really care much about his fans...he was always too busy with some under-aged looking chick on his arm. Plus he's an arrogant fat-head.
That's uncool!
I don't like celebrities who have no time for their fans. That's all I can say...
Indeed*!*
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Ironwill wrote: Plus he's an arrogant fat-head.
WHOA...such shocking language!!!
:) My apologies!
Must've been all that beer I wish I had.
Ironwill wrote: Montoya might be a superb racer, but he's still a prick. I used to attend the CART races in California (Long Beach, Laguna Seca, Fontana) and see him in the pits. His team mate and other drivers would be giving out autographs but Montoya was always above that and couldn't really care much about his fans...he was always too busy with some under-aged looking chick on his arm. Plus he's an arrogant fat-head.
yeahh...he acts like that cause he is a new rich and he has a huge ego. he met her wife at a famous restaurant In Bogotà called "Andrès Carne de Res" an she is with him just for the money.
as usual women do ![]()
Andrès wrote:
Ironwill wrote: Montoya might be a superb racer, but he's still a prick. I used to attend the CART races in California (Long Beach, Laguna Seca, Fontana) and see him in the pits. His team mate and other drivers would be giving out autographs but Montoya was always above that and couldn't really care much about his fans...he was always too busy with some under-aged looking chick on his arm. Plus he's an arrogant fat-head.
yeahh...he acts like that cause he is a new rich and he has a huge ego. he met her wife at a famous restaurant In Bogotà called "Andrès Carne de Res" an she is with him just for the money.
as usual women do
Actually I think Connie's OK, compared with the average F1 wife....carina schumacher for instance. Seen a lovely piece with her and Lou Goodman, where they just "chicked out" and it was excellent.
you are right Steve about you say....Drivers get used to date with models and celebrities. Conny was not nobody before meet him and she may be interesting for that.
Edd wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Most fast men are Bell Ends.
Schumacher Senna Mansell
All TWATS!
And conversely, Taki Inoue was supposed to be ever such a nice chap.
So if the theory also works in reverse, ie the slower they are, the nicer, then Jean Denis-Deletraz should be the nicest person ever
Nahhhh Ellio De Crasheris
Imagine Montoya and Lewis Hamilton as teamates in the Macca?
Come back JPM F1 needs you! Cheers!![]()
Doctor? wrote:
Edd wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Most fast men are Bell Ends.
Schumacher Senna Mansell
All TWATS!
And conversely, Taki Inoue was supposed to be ever such a nice chap.
So if the theory also works in reverse, ie the slower they are, the nicer, then Jean Denis-Deletraz should be the nicest person ever
Nahhhh Ellio De Crasheris
Hmm....
He has 208 starts to his name that one! He got better in his later years. Didn't he almost win the Monaco race ('82?) where there were 5 different leaders on the final lap? Do I need another hobby or two?
Its funny to think how just 15 years ago, the front of the grid was all stars and money, just like now, but the back was frankly laughable. People today scoff at Spyker and previously Minardi for their gallant efforts, but some of the joke drivers and teams that used to get in were something else entirely.
If any F1 fan is bored enough and wants to read about the (IMO) worst team ever (not counting Lola's one race attempt in '97, which i dont think is worthy of the term 'team') then enjoy this .....
Fuck, bring back pre-qualifying!!!!
The FIA will have proved that costs hae once again been reduced to sensible levels, by having 40-50 cars roll up on Friday morning to pre-qually for 26 actualy entries. FFS I used to think some of them just brought cars to get into the race for free.
And we get to watch twat-GP :D
And see cars that you could tell apart if they were painted black, unlike now :(
I got mixed up by the way and meant Andrea-de-crasheris, got him confused with De-angeles.
That Monaco GP....
I've almost no memory of it, but there's a wee but about it on "Murray's Magig Moments".....the whole world waiting to see if anyone actually managed to get round to the black and white towell.
Who said JPM and LH at McRon? Fuckin great idea....slightly brown appears to be the fastest paintjob for drivers ![]()
Ron would end up in an asylum but.....assuming Lewis and Ferdie don't manage that by the time we get to Sau Paulo.