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Fucking hate them 
Went down to mrs G's work today (a cafe)for a coffee,
Took it and sat outside as it wasnt a bad day,and had
a ciggie,so im sitting there enjoying my cappaccino,a read at the paper and my ciggie,when PLOP, coffee all over the table,"whit the fuck was that?" I thought 
I looked up above me,and hanging over the edge the roof,was a pigeons arse 
It'd only shat in ma coffee!
The dirty clatty bastard left me in a c*nt of mood,i can tell ye
thats £40 to the pigeon then gaz
thoughts from above,people down below.,oh youve got bird shit and ive never tasted coffee quite like this before.
ShugZViking wrote: But ye'd rather it shat in yer coffee than on yer heid ;)
Id rather the bastard had been shot Shug,
i fuckin hate pigeons,its pure fear,i cross the road to avoid them.
In sayin that,it was a bit lumpy to swallow,but didnt taste that bad
Gazfella wrote:
ShugZViking wrote: But ye'd rather it shat in yer coffee than on yer heid ;)
Id rather the bastard had been shot Shug,
i fuckin hate pigeons,its pure fear,i cross the road to avoid them.
In sayin that,it was a bit lumpy to swallow,but didnt taste that bad
Avec de pigeon poo..One lump or two ?
Gazfella wrote: Fucking hate them
Went down to mrs G's work today (a cafe)for a coffee,
Took it and sat outside as it wasnt a bad day,and had a ciggie,so im sitting there enjoying my cappaccino,a read at the paper and my ciggie,when PLOP, coffee all over the table,"whit the fuck was that?" I thought
It'd only shat in ma coffee!
The dirty clatty bastard left me in a c*nt of mood,i can tell ye
they are called RATS with WINGS!
lol, stressen yer sel oot over pigeons Gaz, yer aff yer heed. BTW hows it gon? av no been online fur a while.
Gazfella wrote:
ShugZViking wrote: But ye'd rather it shat in yer coffee than on yer heid ;)
Id rather the bastard had been shot Shug,
i fuckin hate pigeons,its pure fear,i cross the road to avoid them.
In sayin that,it was a bit lumpy to swallow,but didnt taste that bad
A remmeber when a wus a wee guy a lived in a tap tennement in Pollok, and wan o the fuckers flew into the varanda onto the stairs n a shit masel when a seen it.
A fell doon the stairs and gave the bastard a fright it died wif a heart attack. that will teach the cunt eh! fur flying into ma pad .
Gazfella wrote: Fucking hate them
Went down to mrs G's work today (a cafe)for a coffee,
Took it and sat outside as it wasnt a bad day,and had a ciggie,so im sitting there enjoying my cappaccino,a read at the paper and my ciggie,when PLOP, coffee all over the table,"whit the fuck was that?" I thought
It'd only shat in ma coffee!
The dirty clatty bastard left me in a c*nt of mood,i can tell ye
That's how pigeons react when they inhale second hand smoke from your cigarette.
Indeed*!*
