Cliff Richard - Wired for Sound

The Greatest Song Ever;

I like small speakers-i like tall speakers If theyve music-theyve wired for sound

Walkin about with a head full of music Casette in my pocket and Im gonna use it-stereo -out on the street you know-woh oh woh...

Into the car go to work Im cruisin I never think that Ill blow all my fuses Traffic flows-into the breakfast show-woh oh woh...

Power from the needle to the plastic A.m.-f.m. I feel so ecstatic now Its music Ive found And Im wired for sound

I was small boy who dont like his toys I could not wait to get wired for sound

I met a girl and she told me she loved me I said you love me then love means you must like what I like- My music is dynamite-woh oh woh...

She said-Im not a girl you put on at a stand by I am a girl who demands that her love is amplified Switch in to overdrive-woh oh woh

Power from the needle to the plastic A.m.-f.m. I feel so ecstatic now Its music Ive found

and cliff is the biggest bender of all

banshee wrote: and cliff is the biggest bender of all

AND he drives a pink Mercedes, around Weybridge.

Yes - but who's the bloke Cliff's shacked up with. Always keeps it under wraps in a Tom Cruise type wa eh..And i don't mean Dale, Cilla, Babs etc..

Andrew Sayer wrote: Yes - but who's the bloke Cliff's shacked up with. Always keeps it under wraps in a Tom Cruise type wa eh..And i don't mean Dale, Cilla, Babs etc..

Ummm... might be a bit dodgy writing this cos i know Viz got into hot water over it, but apparently Cliff is celibate. Allegedly, Cliff got gang raped in his apartment in LA in the Seventies, and as a result allegedly had a colostomy bag fitted by a Harley Street doctor, (a friend of mines mum was the Docs secretary, allegedly). Dont think he's had any sexual urges since, which might explain his leanings towards God-bothering.

Well he didn't sing this. WTF??

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Andrew Sayer wrote: Yes - but who's the bloke Cliff's shacked up with. Always keeps it under wraps in a Tom Cruise type wa eh..And i don't mean Dale, Cilla, Babs etc..

Ummm... might be a bit dodgy writing this cos i know Viz got into hot water over it, but apparently Cliff is celibate. Allegedly, Cliff got gang raped in his apartment in LA in the Seventies, and as a result allegedly had a colostomy bag fitted by a Harley Street doctor, (a friend of mines mum was the Docs secretary, allegedly). Dont think he's had any sexual urges since, which might explain his leanings towards God-bothering.

Blimey, thats a bit heavy for sunday morning. I was under the impression his butler was his bitch?

Always preferred "mistletoe and wine" myself

"Twin Towers It Was Me" Twin towers it was Mike?

How about a triple? one thrown in fer free

Mike, if you like Cliff you must live here....

NOOLigan wrote: Well he didn't sing this. WTF??

How did we get from Cliff to THAT?

Brilliant!

BIGINOIL wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Well he didn't sing this. WTF??

How did we get from Cliff to THAT?

Who cares? a bit of Dita to JD wow though spoiled by the Bush Blair shots (if only it were real it would explain everything)