How does Cambo hoover???

he probably doesn't.

here's leanne begging him#

I'm better at hoovering than anyone else on here.

... and you have a cleaner

BIGINOIL wrote: I'm better at hoovering than anyone else on here.

noses don't count

King John Honest John wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I'm better at hoovering than anyone else on here.

noses don't count

My thoughts exactly!

Just in, half pished, just wet myself laughing

El Jarvo wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I'm better at hoovering than anyone else on here.

Race ya'!

Wheres my mate Leggy

No one drives a hoover like him.

In his street, he is known as the "Fangio of Bangor".

He does not fear lateral G-force when he suddenly turns before the sofa without touching the table which is the front of it. He is also able to make a U-turn within a second and aspire at least a pint of dust. Of course, this "sport" is not without danger. Our man once broke his leg while bumping into a wall at 15 MPH. He also got his right hand burnt when his hoover exploded after a collision in the cooker... just at the end of a long lane where you can aspire at 22 MPH, at least. Well, on a good day.

Under the stairs, a technical team waits for him. They changed him the end of his hoover and fix the power rate of his motor in a few seconds time. Every room is like a grand prix to him and, if the soil is covered with carpets, he has the right brush. If a room is covered with a parquet floor, a quick stop under the stairs and our man is in the race again.

No doubt. This man is the quickiest and the most skilled driver of hoover of Northern Ireland...

Genius mate

El Jarvo wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I'm better at hoovering than anyone else on here.

Race ya'!

Sunday could be the best day EVER!

A massive Norf v Sarrrf ruck at the train station, a bite to eat and then a hoovering competition!

Oh, then a Monaco gig for anyone left standing.

Oh and to Jiphy - nice one.

Hoover is a brand name, the corrcet term is Vacuum Cleaner - Don't yer know

Hoover is so 90's people

Missy Dyson

Missy Jem wrote: Hoover is so 90's people

Missy Dyson

Mine is a MIKE TYSON and it beats the fcuk out of EVERYTHING!

Why do people (me included) pick up bits from the rug that won't hoover up and then throw them down again for the hoover to suck up instead of just throwing them in the bin?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Hoover is so 90's people

Missy Dyson

Mine is a MIKE TYSON and it beats the fcuk out of EVERYTHING!

Do the Shake 'n SMACK put the freshness back eh Mick?

johnny wrote: Why do people (me included) pick up bits from the rug that won't hoover up and then throw them down again for the hoover to suck up instead of just throwing them in the bin?

"I'll get you this time..."

johnny wrote: Why do people (me included) pick up bits from the rug that won't hoover up and then throw them down again for the hoover to suck up instead of just throwing them in the bin?

So, its not just me then..........

Dyson does not work, according to this guy.

Dyson vs. Miele

How can Cambo Hoover when he's painting his arse and pm'ing his photo with the comment "Happy Halloween" everywhere?