Happy Haunting, NOOLers...

...and a safe and insane Happy Halloween to all.

I'll be spending this evening doing an impression of Shaggy....ie I will be spending the whole night with a terrified lump of quivering dog sat on my lap (and always vetween me and the TV). He doesnt't like fireworks much. "keep pets indoors"....well he's indoors and in serious danger of some kind of seizure judging from his heart and breathing. I hope plenty of the noisey wee cunts blow their hands off.

thanks Jenn...i won´t go out tonight,but who knows. Anyway i'll be on a halloween party on saturday

i opened the door to the first set of kids about 7pm and gave them a few pennies and an orange.course , now word's got round the neighbourhood and every kid and his pumpkin is comin a knockin .stopped answering after the fourth.no oranges left anyhows..

liking the new Kraftwerk look , Jenn.just take it easy with that obsession eh?

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johnny wrote: i opened the door to the first set of kids about 7pm and gave them a few pennies and an orange.course , now word's got round the neighbourhood and every kid and his pumpkin is comin a knockin .stopped answering after the fourth.no oranges left anyhows.. [

PAH! I was in a hockey mask all afternoon in a cemetery in Nunhead, Peckham, waiting for you.:mad4:

johnny wrote:

liking the new Kraftwerk look , Jenn.just take it easy with that obsession eh? [

Just dont go for the cock graft.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

johnny wrote: i opened the door to the first set of kids about 7pm and gave them a few pennies and an orange.course , now word's got round the neighbourhood and every kid and his pumpkin is comin a knockin .stopped answering after the fourth.no oranges left anyhows.. [

PAH! I was in a hockey mask all afternoon in a cemetery in Nunhead, Peckham, waiting for you.:mad4:

i was dying to get there etc etc

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

and I disconnected the doorbell...

I've wired mine to the mains!

240V treat for anyone bothering me tonight

EDIT: AC though. I'm not an animal!

I live in a really posh area. The kids just email their Paypal details and you send them their treats directly into their accounts.

I'm here all week.

El Jarvo wrote: Halloween schmalloween.

Further proof, if there need be, that we need a US forum!

Bah humbug!

"trick or treat" gets only one response chez Doctor, "this is not fuckin america, fuck off!" (slam).

And what's wrong with fuckin turnips for lanterns?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Halloween schmalloween.

Further proof, if there need be, that we need a US forum!

Bah humbug!

"trick or treat" gets only one response chez Doctor, "this is not fuckin america, fuck off!" (slam).

And what's wrong with fuckin turnips for lanterns?

Come to think of it, I do remember you saying that at that Yates place last year...

I did and all didn't I?

See, true to me word.

Andrès wrote: Anyway i'll be on a halloween party on saturday

Enjoy Can't pass up the chance for a good masquerade.

Rocky Horror. Picture Show. Is a Tradition for some..

ah yes,trick or treat,another stupid fuckin yank invention that we seem to have adopted in our green and pleasant land.

Glad i didnt finish till ten,really pisses me off answering the door or phone,in fact i usually send lady

14 K wrote:

Andrès wrote: Anyway i'll be on a halloween party on saturday

Enjoy Can't pass up the chance for a good masquerade.

Rocky Horror. Picture Show. Is a Tradition for some..

that's exactly what i'm thinking about

Holy crap, I can't believe the outfits parents let their kids roam around in! There were so many 11-12 year old girls in the sluttiest outfits, stuff I expect at a frat party, not at my doorstep. What the hell are these parents thinking????

EdelBrock wrote: Holy crap, I can't believe the outfits parents let their kids roam around in! There were so many 11-12 year old girls in the sluttiest outfits, stuff I expect at a frat party, not at my doorstep. What the hell are these parents thinking????

I'm thinking "stupid spolied whore video playset"

I was thinking "if any more fookin' kids knock on my door I'm gonna open it with a 9" blade and give them the choice".

But that would have meant doing the washing up first, so I ignored the door.

I wonder if Col has a big pile of festering sprog corpses on his doorstep this morning and is slowly realising AC is the more likely to make you stick to it.

did anyone see that pumpkin on the porch in Halloween last night.

the teeth were classic. i bet Jamie Lee Curtis didn't make it.

is it only the Yanks who bother with that Pumkin lantern shit?:D

Andrès wrote:

14 K wrote:

Andrès wrote: Anyway i'll be on a halloween party on saturday

Enjoy Can't pass up the chance for a good masquerade.

Rocky Horror. Picture Show. Is a Tradition for some..

that's exactly what i'm thinking about

Went to that last night with my buddy Michael aka Sora [who in my circle of friends is the resident "vampire" of the bunch ]! Had a blast, still recovering.

"DAMNIT, JANET!!"

johnny wrote: liking the new Kraftwerk look , Jenn.

It was either that or a pirate this year and, honestly, pirates were highly overrated. Even one of my coworkers came to work as Jack Sparrow.

Evidence [ good Lordy...]--

Pirates--over.f-ckin.rated.

TRICK or TREAT does my head in.Especially kids who turn their noses up at Chocolate rolls because they want the cash! Couple of years back,when I was living on my own,I used to give 'em money,till one year group of kids came round,and I gave them some money.Just closing the door,this girl puts her foot in the door.. "I'm not with them...where's my money?"

"Erm you could always get a paper-round?"

FAC 0FF

i had a fantastic time on saturday...me and my friends did drink 3 bottles of Red Label, besides came across my ex by pure and she was so hot wearing a tiny skirt...o my god

Andrès wrote: i had a fantastic time on saturday...me and my friends did drink 3 bottles of Red Label, besides came across my ex by pure and she was so hot wearing a tiny skirt...o my god

So did you 'hit it' for old times sake?

EdelBrock wrote:

Andrès wrote: i had a fantastic time on saturday...me and my friends did drink 3 bottles of Red Label, besides came across my ex by pure and she was so hot wearing a tiny skirt...o my god

So did you 'hit it' for old times sake?

John i was so fuckin drunk on whisky and i couldn't do nothing :angry2:

Andrès wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Andrès wrote: i had a fantastic time on saturday...me and my friends did drink 3 bottles of Red Label, besides came across my ex by pure and she was so hot wearing a tiny skirt...o my god

So did you 'hit it' for old times sake?

John i was so fuckin drunk on whisky and i couldn't do nothing :angry2:

Women love to popup at the most inconvient timings don't they....at least, times when we are ready to make complete asses out of ourselves.