Man has sex with a bike?!?!?!? And his mate shags a pavement!

Check this out. I banged a few old bikes down the years but this fella takes the biscuit.

But the last paragraph is even better!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

Wonder if it was a big red chopper?

Wow. I guess the freaks do come out on Halloween.

Erm, how did the cleaners know when to open the hotel door - was he making excessive noises, or overstaying his welcome?

weirdo!

I once had sex with a bike ,her name was leanne and she used to finger her own bum....

That reminds me of a VIZ headline...

"MAN HAS SEX WITH HIMSELF......while he watched"

What I wanna know is....was it a 2 stroke engine?

He was just trying to help out li' Suzy down the hall....her chain was squeaking and he was just gonna lube it up a bit......man people try to do nice actions and see what happens? No wonder no one wants to be nice anymore.

Since when has it become illegal to fuck an inanimate object behind a locked door!!!??? Geezus!

wrote: I once had sex with a bike ,her name was leanne....

it's rude not to, sometimes!

There was a headline here once a few years back,

"Man has sex with frozen chicken" (also in Ayr,must be summit in the water)

His wife caught him in the act , his name ?ye ask,

Ian Curtis

Bike or pavement? Bike or pavement? Bike or pavement? Hhhhmmm. Pavement. Cos at least it'll have a crack in it!!!

bet that bloke used to go amsterdam for sex. what with all them bike racks on the streets

Alanf wrote: Bike or pavement? Bike or pavement? Bike or pavement? Hhhhmmm. Pavement. Cos at least it'll have a crack in it!!!

but at least the bike would let you stick it in the tail pipe.

why didn't they just say he had the left handle bar (minus brake) lodged up his ring piece?

Weird sex fantasies

Spotnick wrote: So Bentley went to England?

Since when was Ayr in England

tsk! Canadians

Last time I trapped wiv a bike she was called Dawn, but I was 'two tyred' to give her a good doin'.:\ohwell:

I'm missing something here.

Why on earth is it illegal to do something with a bike in the privacy of your hotel room?

The staff shouldn't barge in like that.

I for one will never be staying in the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland.

Not that I'm going to do anything with my bike, of course.

But still, there's a principle to uphold.

Actually some good points raised on the message board Here.

BIGINOIL wrote: I'm missing something here.

Why on earth is it illegal to do something with a bike in the privacy of your hotel room?

The staff shouldn't barge in like that.

I for one will never be staying in the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland.

Not that I'm going to do anything with my bike, of course.

But still, there's a principle to uphold.

I was wondering that too.

Welcome to Airstrip one Sex Criminals.

BIGINOIL wrote: Actually some good points raised on the message board Here.

A lot of support for him in the forums I see. AND someone gets to use the term 'velocipedophilic behaviour'.

Just noticed the title....and how much is exactly "a" pavement....like exactly how big is that?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Actually some good points raised on the message board Here.

A lot of support for him in the forums I see. AND someone gets to use the term 'velocipedophilic behaviour'.

Bugger!

The only reason I linked to the forum was to quote that phrase.

£40 on it's way to you Burty