Heather Mills. Annoying Bint, or Martyr?

Just watched the highlights of the hilarious GMTV interview with Ms Mills this morning. Classic TV .

The line where wailed "I'm so upset about this... I've had worse press than a paedophile or a murderer and I've done nothing but charity for 20 years", made me crack up.

Last week we had to put up with the rumour that Reece Witherspoon is alleged to be playing her in a film about her life.

Is it me, or should this woman just take the £25m and 'ckoff? And can Sir Paul put a clause in just to get her to shut up.

dodgy .stay well clear of

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

Deary, deary me

I can just imagine Al unscrewing her leg. And they say romance is dead.

Press intrusion my arse.

The press are lazy. They only 'hound' the easy targets. That woman has used her press all of her life. She's doing it now. If she shut her gob and went back to her castle, the press would forget her in an afternoon. Claiming to be doing it for charity is just mindless. I bet most charities tell her to get lost if she offers to help.

New Order reckon their singles sales went down each time they played TOTP. Wonder what happens to a charity's takings once they've accepted her as a figurehead?

If I saw someone collecting money for a cause which that trollop was associated with, I'd nick their tin and give it to the Poppy guy.

Divorce is a sick and stupid way to exact revenge. Dragging the papers into it is beneath contempt. I bet the sticking point in the divorce is that she won't promise not to sell her story as part of the deal.

I really feel sorry for Paul and his kids. They must be going through all sorts of shite.

And the lawyers must be coining it. They are the main winners every time.

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

You are joking?

Jesus, Al

You really think so?

I don't give a shit about the missing leg. Just think she's odd looking.

Wish the polls were working. We could settle this the proper way!

We all know your opinion.

If the polls were working, we could find out the overall consensus of the community.

El Jarvo wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

You are joking?

Jesus, Al

Not at all. She's facking gorgeous!

Handicapist!

I wouldnt

The Dirty Scrubber!

Burt Reynolds wrote: The Dirty Scrubber!

I'd kick her fcukin fanny in :barf:

Have you seen them tits? :barf:

There like spaniels lug holes (ears):barf:

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

And you can put her back in the umbrella stand when you're finished

Chris Nash wrote:

Big Black wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

And you can put her back in the umbrella stand when you're finished

Umbrella stands used to be made of an elephant's leg.

And I'm sure she's hopping mad about it!

I just bought Memory Almost Full.

Annoying Bint

Watched it yesterday, mildly incredulous by the end. She has no shame, that woman. All the ridiculous claims she's made from within her fantasy world will come back to get her one day.

And no I wouldn't!

I know what Jarvis is thinking.....

Hack the other one off and fit her with a pair of falsey;s that make her 7 foot 2.

Reminds me of the pete and dud classic.

"Well Mr spiggot, your right leg is good, it's a great leg, a great leg for the role of tarzan, I:ve got nothin against your right leg. trouble is, neither have you."

The womans a gold digger,end of

And i probably would , but then,stick enough beer down me, and i probably would anything (female)with a pulse

Devious, manipulative, awful woman. And not a very good actress either - I saw that clip on TV too!

Kath wrote: Devious, manipulative, awful: Woman

Fixed your punctuation Kath.

O.L.M.I.L.F

Doctor? wrote:

Kath wrote: Devious, manipulative, awful: Woman

Fixed your punctuation Kath.

King John Honest John wrote: O.L.M.I.L.F

Yous can have her, bitter twisted face, and you only get that from maintaining a whiney expression for a sizable percentage of your life.

Sir Paul clearly only went for her cos she looks a bit like that howling mad dead bitch who made veggie stuff with meat. And he only went for HER in the first place in a vain effort to bear John in the "beatle with the female who needs boiling in acid for the good of the species most" competition.

Doctor? wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: O.L.M.I.L.F

Yous can have her, bitter twisted face, and you only get that from maintaining a whiney expression for a sizable percentage of your life.

Sir Paul clearly only went for her cos she looks a bit like that howling mad dead bitch who made veggie stuff with meat. And he only went for HER in the first place in a vain effort to bear John in the "beatle with the female who needs boiling in acid for the good of the species most" competition.

Boulay sir, boulay!