Heather Mills. Annoying Bint, or Martyr? — Forum Archive

31 Oct 2007, 13:27

Just watched the highlights of the hilarious GMTV interview with Ms Mills this morning. Classic TV :laugh: .

The line where wailed "I'm so upset about this... I've had worse press than a paedophile or a murderer and I've done nothing but charity for 20 years", made me crack up.

Last week we had to put up with the rumour that Reece Witherspoon is alleged to be playing her in a film about her life.

Is it me, or should this woman just take the £25m and 'ckoff? And can Sir Paul put a clause in just to get her to shut up.

:shrug:

31 Oct 2007, 13:35

dodgy .stay well clear of

31 Oct 2007, 13:35

You soooooo would! :food:

31 Oct 2007, 13:40

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

Deary, deary me :nonono:

I can just imagine Al unscrewing her leg. And they say romance is dead.

31 Oct 2007, 13:42

:food: = ready to cut off the other one and give the stupid rich bint something to complain about.

Can't stand McCartney either. They deserve each other.

31 Oct 2007, 13:42

Press intrusion my arse.

The press are lazy. They only 'hound' the easy targets. That woman has used her press all of her life. She's doing it now. If she shut her gob and went back to her castle, the press would forget her in an afternoon. Claiming to be doing it for charity is just mindless. I bet most charities tell her to get lost if she offers to help.

New Order reckon their singles sales went down each time they played TOTP. Wonder what happens to a charity's takings once they've accepted her as a figurehead?

If I saw someone collecting money for a cause which that trollop was associated with, I'd nick their tin and give it to the Poppy guy.

Divorce is a sick and stupid way to exact revenge. Dragging the papers into it is beneath contempt. I bet the sticking point in the divorce is that she won't promise not to sell her story as part of the deal.

I really feel sorry for Paul and his kids. They must be going through all sorts of shite.

And the lawyers must be coining it. They are the main winners every time.

31 Oct 2007, 13:44

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

You are joking?

Jesus, Al :nono:

31 Oct 2007, 14:23

BIGINOIL wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

You are joking?

Jesus, Al

Not at all. She's facking gorgeous!

Handicapist! :nonono:

31 Oct 2007, 14:25

You really think so?

I don't give a shit about the missing leg. Just think she's odd looking.

Wish the polls were working. We could settle this the proper way!

31 Oct 2007, 14:31

BIGINOIL wrote: Wish the polls were working. We could settle this the proper way!

Sorry? We could have a poll to settle whether or not I think she's fit. :lol:

31 Oct 2007, 14:36

We all know your opinion.

If the polls were working, we could find out the overall consensus of the community.

:laugh:

31 Oct 2007, 14:40

I think Macca's a twat.

So I would :food:

31 Oct 2007, 14:44

El Jarvo wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

You are joking?

Jesus, Al

Not at all. She's facking gorgeous!

Handicapist!

I wouldnt

31 Oct 2007, 14:46

The Dirty Scrubber!

31 Oct 2007, 14:48

What a dog :lol:

31 Oct 2007, 15:47

Burt Reynolds wrote: The Dirty Scrubber!

I'd kick her fcukin fanny in :barf:

Have you seen them tits? :barf:

There like spaniels lug holes (ears):barf: :lol:

:nuts:

31 Oct 2007, 16:00

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

And you can put her back in the umbrella stand when you're finished :nod:

31 Oct 2007, 16:16

Big Black wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

And you can put her back in the umbrella stand when you're finished

Umbrella stands used to be made of an elephant's leg. :nono:

31 Oct 2007, 16:34

Chris Nash wrote:

Big Black wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

And you can put her back in the umbrella stand when you're finished

Umbrella stands used to be made of an elephant's leg.

And I'm sure she's hopping mad about it!

31 Oct 2007, 22:56

I just bought Memory Almost Full.

31 Oct 2007, 23:35

Annoying Bint :angry:

1 Nov 2007, 00:51

Watched it yesterday, mildly incredulous by the end. She has no shame, that woman. All the ridiculous claims she's made from within her fantasy world will come back to get her one day.

And no I wouldn't! :thumbdown:

1 Nov 2007, 01:02

I know what Jarvis is thinking.....

Hack the other one off and fit her with a pair of falsey;s that make her 7 foot 2.

Reminds me of the pete and dud classic.

"Well Mr spiggot, your right leg is good, it's a great leg, a great leg for the role of tarzan, I:ve got nothin against your right leg. trouble is, neither have you."

1 Nov 2007, 02:32

The womans a gold digger,end of

And i probably would :nod: , but then,stick enough beer down me, and i probably would anything (female)with a pulse

:laugh:

1 Nov 2007, 02:52

Devious, manipulative, awful woman. And not a very good actress either - I saw that clip on TV too! :brow:

1 Nov 2007, 04:03

Kath wrote: Devious, manipulative, awful: Woman

Fixed your punctuation Kath.

1 Nov 2007, 05:00

O.L.M.I.L.F

:eek:

1 Nov 2007, 05:07

Doctor? wrote:

Kath wrote: Devious, manipulative, awful: Woman

Fixed your punctuation Kath.

:laugh:

1 Nov 2007, 05:16

King John Honest John wrote: O.L.M.I.L.F

:lol:

Yous can have her, bitter twisted face, and you only get that from maintaining a whiney expression for a sizable percentage of your life.

Sir Paul clearly only went for her cos she looks a bit like that howling mad dead bitch who made veggie stuff with meat. And he only went for HER in the first place in a vain effort to bear John in the "beatle with the female who needs boiling in acid for the good of the species most" competition.

1 Nov 2007, 05:27

Doctor? wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: O.L.M.I.L.F

Yous can have her, bitter twisted face, and you only get that from maintaining a whiney expression for a sizable percentage of your life.

Sir Paul clearly only went for her cos she looks a bit like that howling mad dead bitch who made veggie stuff with meat. And he only went for HER in the first place in a vain effort to bear John in the "beatle with the female who needs boiling in acid for the good of the species most" competition.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Boulay sir, boulay!

1 Nov 2007, 05:42

She's on the Today Show this morning...and fuck me, she just needs to STFU....

I want to throw a hammer at the telly...

and why are all the shows giving her air time???

1 Nov 2007, 09:42

Strictly Come Skullfuck.Only.

1 Nov 2007, 10:03

Doctor? wrote:

Kath wrote: Devious, manipulative, awful: Woman

Fixed your punctuation Kath.

Just need to fix your own now**,** Doc.

:p

1 Nov 2007, 11:39

Doctor? wrote:

...that howling mad dead bitch who made veggie stuff with meat.

She might have been a lousy singer, but she had more dignity in her little finger nail than Mk II has in her whole being.

Surely that counts for something?

1 Nov 2007, 12:37

I think she's horrible. A calculating, vile, attention seeker. Even her performance during the GMTV interview didn't come across anywhere near genuine. Crocodile tears as opposed to any real emotion.

Fiona Phillips was awful interviewing her as well, she completely lost control of it :nonono:

1 Nov 2007, 13:20

wrote: Have you seen them tits? :barf:

There like spaniels lug holes (ears):barf:

!LOL :barf: Before their Daughter was born..

The Case that no matter what Looks are. Her voice and attitude simply Grates..

1 Nov 2007, 14:34

BIGINOIL wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

...that howling mad dead bitch who made veggie stuff with meat.

She might have been a lousy singer, but she had more dignity in her little finger nail than Mk II has in her whole being.

Surely that counts for something?

Hmmmmmm.

Nah! :D

1 Nov 2007, 14:46

Im no fan of the Beatles and dont particularly care for macca, but the woman is just plain bonkers! people get divorced all the time - get over it peggy, Im sure the millions she will get will ease the pain. As for macca, all he has to do is a summer tour of the states playing all the old beatles shite, and he will still be quids in after paying her off.

2 Nov 2007, 10:12

I can't believe she went on live TV and spoke how she did, the woman is off her head and she is left in charge of a small child, all she is doing is digging herself into a larger hole than the one she is in :spit:

2 Nov 2007, 11:21

POISON.

2 Nov 2007, 17:34

Steady on.she's not exactly Myra Hindley.Have a closer look at Macca,you might just be shocked at the sort of cunt the bloke can be. John Lennon got the money grabbing bread head spot-on. "Three of us are in it for the music the other one is a bank manager!!"

2 Nov 2007, 18:46

LeggyD wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Kath wrote: Devious, manipulative, awful: Woman

Fixed your punctuation Kath.

Just need to fix your own now**,** Doc.

:p

'koff!

3 Nov 2007, 14:13

just thought his daughter Stella was being a cow when their relationship started, just goes to show she must have had her doubts

3 Nov 2007, 15:00

So no one's plumping for 'Martyr' then?

3 Nov 2007, 15:03

I think the evidence is fairly conclusive, Burt...

Snorri xxx

3 Nov 2007, 15:28

Snorrimon wrote: I think the evidence is fairly conclusive, Burt...

Snorri xxx

I was just checking, for balance etc, if anyone wanted to say shes a martyr, so we could jump on them later when pissed. Where's cozzie when you need her?

3 Nov 2007, 15:46

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: I think the evidence is fairly conclusive, Burt...

Snorri xxx

I was just checking, for balance etc, if anyone wanted to say shes a martyr, so we could jump on them later when pissed. Where's cozzie when you need her?

:laugh:

4 Nov 2007, 06:45

El Jarvo wrote: You soooooo would!

Bet you she goes like a bucking bronco :nod:

4 Nov 2007, 09:52

She'll be upgrading her false leg next

4 Nov 2007, 11:35

never knew you were all lactose intolerant!

4 Nov 2007, 12:48

I think that if she'd divorced and only wanted a tiny amount of Paul's fortune, everyone would probably think differently about her...

However, as she's dragging the divorce case through the courts to try and get as much of Macca's money out of him as she can... :crazy:

:smoking:

4 Nov 2007, 14:50

It really can't have anything to do with money.

It's about revenge and the attention she's always craved.

I feel a New Order lyric coming on...

Listen to me, I know what I'm saying

6 Nov 2007, 11:32

I think she's annoying and she uses the media when she sees fit but I do think the papps have to be careful when she has her daughter with her though.

I guess in her book she's going to dish the dirt on Paul but to be honest I didn't expect the marriage to last very long which is quite sad really. I think Paul lost a little peace of himself when his beloved Linda died :(

6 Nov 2007, 13:37

Kate wrote: I think she's annoying and she uses the media when she sees fit

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh... the irony, Kate.

6 Nov 2007, 14:13

Kate wrote: I guess in her book she's going to dish the dirt on Paul but to be honest I didn't expect the marriage to last very long which is quite sad really. I think Paul lost a little peace of himself when his beloved Linda died :(

You obviously don't read the Sunday papers! They were banging on about what a (supposed) nutter Linda was too!!!

He should've stuck with Jane Asher. She bakes nice cakes! :nod:

7 Nov 2007, 01:37

...and she's ginger... :nod:

Snorri xxx

7 Nov 2007, 02:15

Snorrimon wrote: ...and she's ginger...

Filthy! :nod:

7 Nov 2007, 03:49

El Jarvo wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: ...and she's ginger...

Filthy!

Jane Asher? FINALLY a decent reason to use this icon on this thread: :food:

7 Nov 2007, 05:50

when she was on dancing with the stars i was just waiting for her leg to fly off.