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Substitute 'Jeff' (or variations in New Order titles/lyrics...

Examples:

'The Perfect Kiss is the kiss of Jeff'

'Jeffs, Jeffs, Jeffs, I HATE them'

'You'll realise you can't Jeff without someone else'

etc.

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:abovelol:

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Hmm...

:idea:

"I know, you know, we believe in a land of Jeff."

"This is why events un-Jeff me."

"J-E-F-Jef-fa-ri, He is so good for me [he is so good for me]."

I could think of more, but I'll let others have their fun. ;)

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only thing I got Chris, is Procession (mostly cause I'm listening to it now)............

"there is no end.......to Jeff!" :shrug:

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"I think you are a JEFF,you should be in a Zoo..":evil4:

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MONTY wrote: "I think you are a JEFF,you should be in a Zoo..":evil4:

Now THAT works quite nicely Monty.

I did think:

'You caught me at a bad time, so why don't you JEFF OFF?'

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What the Jeff is happening I can't Jeffing think of everything I don't know what day it is Or who I'm Jeffing talking to

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Lonesome Jeff.

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Jeff me,somebody Jeff me...

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I would like a Jeff I could call my own...

Avenues all lined with Jeffs...

That's the price of Jeff...

But I haven't met a Jeff with all his own teeth...

Snorri xxx

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Remember, Jeff is strange The Jeff keeps getting stranger every day

:nod:

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I've got a cock like Jeff... :eek3:

Snorri xxx

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I still prefer 'Colin sings NO' though...

'Can you hear me, COlin?' will take some beating... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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Gonna Jeff them all gonna Jeff them all Gonna Jeff them all gonna Jeff them all Tonight tonight

ugh...that's about GHEY!!!

Jeez I suck...

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When i was a very small Jeff, very small Jeffs talked to me...

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I knew that Jeff could never give You knew that Jeff could not forgive No price or Jeff would fall before A ten foot Jeff without a door

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The picture you see is no portrait of JEFF It's too real to be shown to JEFF I don't know And it's driving JEFF wild It makes JEFF act like a child

:D

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Jeffery dont point that Jeff at me theres so many ways our Jeffs have changed...

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Jeff's been accused of everything From 3-year olds to old grannys He needs some armor for his dick He need to stop and take a rest

He's been wide-eyed but couldn't see He stand accused of being him

He believes in politics He believes in everything He believes this world of ours is giving him adrenaline When Jeff hear a baby cry When Jeff see an old man die That's just the way it is

Jeff the heck, Jeff the heck, Jeff the heck, Jeff the heck Jeff the heck, Jeff the heck, Jeff the heck, Jeff the heck

Yeah that's the way it is

He believes in politics He believes in everything He believe this world of ours is just a den of vice and sins And even on his darkest night He could reach for the light And He couldn't get it right


Jeff is cruel And Jeff is evil And Jeff is like All those stupid people Who can't decide Which book to read Unless the paper Sows deceit

He's the kind of person That no one always wanted to be with We'll he's really uncool And he always say the wrong things to you But now I'll him you something From my heart beats for you deep inside But never be a burden And my love for you will always die, always die, always die, always die, always die

But if Jesus comes to take Jeff's hand I will let go, I will let go


Jeff tried but I can't find you Tell him now what he should do Jeff tried but I can't find you Tell him now what he should do

Jeff can't find his peace of mind Because He need you with him all of the time He used to think about you night and day He didn't care what other people would say Oh he can't find you No he can't find his peace of mind without you


You know it never meant much to Jeff There's something on his mind that he couldn't see It didn't hurt him too much to find He was seeing some ladyboy for all of this time You know that he dosen't care And i'd like you to know that he dosen't care He doesn't need your sympathy Why don't you ever look at him

Jeff did nothing for you Jeff did nothing i see Jeff did nothing for you Jeff did nothing


Once in a while Jeff needs a friend So why won't you let him recover It's just a moment in his life But sometimes he divides each other

Maybe he could find a time Eliminate what's on his mind He can't do everything we could Our presence in the neighbourhood

He can't break every rule Anytime he wanted to He better be afraid to live this way Don't defend the things he say


Jeff...put his penis...in the keyhole (Don't Do It):evil4:


Indeed*!*

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